Yegolev
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Landing at PHX, which I assume is Sky Harbor, at 1040 but I will be spending daylight hours at the resort. Going to try to not get lost driving from Carefree to Chandler sometime around sundown. Will report back to Carefree at some time TBD for Saturday daytime events, then return to Chandler for more evening events. Departing PHX at 1127 on Sunday.
I will be neither drinking (in any significant capacity) nor smoking. Refer to Gulp's comment on same.
I love getting the top of the page.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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HAMMER FRENZY
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wack attack, i was hoping more people would be drinking. i was hammered last weekend so i may have to take it easy.
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My Genesis games... LET ME SHOW YOU THEM!
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Yegolev
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Are you a violent drunk? Should I stop yanking your chain?
Please don't hurt me.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Rasix
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I am the harbinger of your doom!
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I seen him. He may be able to kill you with his bare hands.
I'll be drinking. Not 30 yet and my life needs the booze at the moment.
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Big Gulp
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I've been meaning to ask Mr. Gulp - is that a RL picture of you?
Nope, that's Fernando, my house boy. |
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HAMMER FRENZY
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Are you a violent drunk? Should I stop yanking your chain?
Please don't hurt me.
Not in any way. Nicest drunk you ever met. I am actually really excited to meet all the people coming, this should be a lot of fun. Rasix: Do i know you?!?!? |
My Genesis games... LET ME SHOW YOU THEM!
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Rasix
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I am the harbinger of your doom!
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Are you a violent drunk? Should I stop yanking your chain?
Please don't hurt me.
Not in any way. Nicest drunk you ever met. I am actually really excited to meet all the people coming, this should be a lot of fun. Rasix: Do i know you?!?!? We've met once. I'm the guy that had to leave once you all started naming shots after kung fu moves. |
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Furiously
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I've been meaning to ask Mr. Gulp - is that a RL picture of you?
Nope, that's Fernando, my house boy. He could be my evil twin...the Goate' gives away the evil twin part. |
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Signe
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Muse.
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You are much more delicate than BG, although you are both beauties in the classic sense.  |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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HAMMER FRENZY
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OH that is right. Ha, you need to hang out more. Kung Fu shots are great.  |
My Genesis games... LET ME SHOW YOU THEM!
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Phildo
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Why do I get the impression that half of that game is just quoting Legend of Drunken Master?
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schild
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Why do I get the impression that half of that game is just quoting Legend of Drunken Master?
If it makes you feel better, you're oh so wrong. There's a Kung-Fu Move Generator I've got bookmarked. It's HOT. Edit: We really should have made a tobasco/vodka drink called 1,000 Crying Cranes. |
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squirrel
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This is going to end in tears.
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Speaking of marketing, we're out of milk.
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Bunk
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Ah, the making up of drinks. I am disappointed that I won't be there to encourage people to drink stupid things. Or things that are actually good, but you people think are stupid, like Caesars.
When my friends and I were about 19, we had a party and I did a liquor store run for every mixable booze we could think of. Then we proceded to see who could invent the least palatable shooter. The winner was dubbed the Epileptic Fit:
- one part Jack Daniels
- one part Banana Liqueur
- one part Bailey's - which should instantly curdle
It had the look and approximate consistency of vomit in a glass. Ah, memories.
Oh, and I agree with some of the guys here - eventually you reach an age where getting shitfaced just isn't fun anymore. I wish you didn't, but you do. Or you become an alchoholic.
Have fun.
Dalsim rulez.
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"Welcome to the internet, pussy." - VDL
"I have retard strength." - Schild
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Phildo
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Ookiih tried to make me take a shot with Windex in it once.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I suggest competition quarters. Sit about ten people around a table. Two shot glasses, two quarters. Start each set on opposite sides of the table. When you sink one, pass it to the left. When on glass catches up to the other (you sink one while the guy on your left is still trying to sink one), the person left holding the two glasses does a funnel. At least one beer, we used to use three.
I'm also an old man who used to drink more than humanly possible (band days ftw) but don't enjoy being shitfaced anymore. I have a few tasty beers, maybe a shot or two with old buddies.
I made a guy smoke Fruit Loops once.
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Ookii
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is actually Trippy
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Ookiih tried to make me take a shot with Windex in it once.
Hey jackass stop crapping on the thread, and you did drink the shot. |
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HAMMER FRENZY
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Yeah I can see myself getting pretty wrecked this weekend.
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My Genesis games... LET ME SHOW YOU THEM!
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trotski
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Big ups to all the F13 homies in Phoenix this weekend, sounds like it will be a blast. I'll try to make it down one of these years....maybe I'll have my post count up by then  |
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squirrel
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Yeah I can see myself getting pretty wrecked this weekend.
Same. I may be old, but i still like drinking more than i hate hangovers.  |
Speaking of marketing, we're out of milk.
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Phildo
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I demand a drunk dial since I can't be there. No excuses.
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squirrel
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I demand a drunk dial since I can't be there. No excuses.
LOL. PM me your number. I'm a notorious drink and dialer. Hell I have a films worth of funny stories involving everything from deaf japanese girls to going to jail at a corporate offsite that all end in a drunken dialing. |
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Roac
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I demand a drunk dial since I can't be there. No excuses.
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-Roac
King of Ravens
"Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don't learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us." -SC
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schild
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Heh. Drunk Dialing strangers.
Maybe we should just get some darts and a phone book.
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Big Gulp
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Alrighty, airport bound.
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HAMMER FRENZY
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I am absolutely going to call Phildo when I am wrecked. I miss that dude.
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squirrel
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airport bound eta 5:30
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Speaking of marketing, we're out of milk.
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squirrel
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Ok this is a dangerous town. I got picked up by a cougar - willingly I'll admit - before i got my first slice of pizza. I haven't managed to get out of Scottsdale yet, but am headed to the f13 house first thing tomorrow am.
Um, Scottsdale at least but from what I understand this is common, has a unbelievable amount of cute women...
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Furiously
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Ok this is a dangerous town. I got picked up by a cougar - willingly I'll admit - before i got my first slice of pizza. I haven't managed to get out of Scottsdale yet, but am headed to the f13 house first thing tomorrow am.
Um, Scottsdale at least but from what I understand this is common, has a unbelievable amount of cute women...
So how was your pie? |
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Yegolev
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Sorry I missed you, Squirrel. As for the cute girls, I think I was in the wrong area.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Lantyssa
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Or perhaps the heat has made the locals a bit loopy.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Yegolev
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The heat isn't that bad. Really. It's only bad if you stay outside for too long and don't have water; too long would be something like two hours, depending. The people I met were all very nice, however, and love to talk to strangers. Also, not very many bugs. I give AZ ten thumbs up.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Signe
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Muse.
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The heat isn't that bad. Really. It's only bad if you stay outside for too long and don't have water; too long would be something like two hours, depending. The people I met were all very nice, however, and love to talk to strangers. Also, not very many bugs. I give AZ ten thumbs up.
Only nice thingys like scorpions, black widows and rattlesnakes survive that sort of desert heat. You obviously did stay out in the sun too long and half your brain melted. You are all thumbs and you talk to strangers. I'm worried that both your feet are left, too. How can you survive? |
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Furiously
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And Signe knows brains....
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Yegolev
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How can you survive?
It is entirely possible that everyone is more of a pussy than me. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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