Useless Distractions

[lamaros]

Anyone want a free, Flash-based MMOG?

http://www.maidmarian.com/Sherwood.htm

That game is so bad it makes me want to play WoW again.

[climbjtree]

Drunken Masters (http://www.kongregate.com/games/DannySeven/drunken-masters)

Bartender drink mixing/flair game. Well made, good fun.

[voodoolily]

zomg fun minigames!

No Japanese required.

[Simond]

Anyone want a free, Flash-based MMOG?

http://www.maidmarian.com/Sherwood.htm

That game is so bad it makes me want to play WoW again.

Hey, it's free. You get what you paid for. 

[Sky]

http://www.smart-kit.com/games/poiser/

[Nerf]

That would be fun if it told you what the next block is, as it is now the only way to win is clickspamming and/or luck.  (64th place, bitch!)

[eldaec]

http://www.kongregate.com/games/Blips/pandemic-2

Build a disease to kill everybody.




Muahahahaha!

[WayAbvPar]

Gladiatus*- Hero of Rome


Browser-based silliness, but something to keep you mildly entertained in your cube.







*this is the same thing the harem girls said about the emperor with the pube in his teeth. 

[Sky]

WayAbvPar mugged you dastardly and stole 7 of gold.

You dirty swine!

 

[WayAbvPar]

Heh. All sorts of Euro-Engrish there.

[Sky]

Hey you! Carry me 1 of my favourites and I will grantly pay you. And now go! What are you still standing around? Oh, don`t you know what you should carry me? Centurio full helmet of course. 1 should do. So, go. Rome wasn`t build in one day but don`t you dally!

I have no fucking clue about this quest. The first little expedition I did had an icon for the helmet as a reward, but I don't seem to have it or see a way to end the quest if I do. Bizarro.

[WayAbvPar]

The quests are weird. Usually if you just pick one of the expedition locations you will eventually get a quest drop (if it isn't something specific to one of the locations like bandit fingers).

[Sky]

Yeah, I figured it out. Got the drop from that expedition totally by mistake, the mail attachment thingy for quest rewards is funky. Then I lost the next three expeditions. Going to muck some stables, fun.

Foaming MrSky unloads all his pent-up wrath upon his enemy. The weapon of MrSky swishes only millimetres aside the face of schild. ( 0)

schild tries to bluff MrSky with a feint so that he can hit hard. MrSky readies his weapon instinctively and can parry the attack of schild at the very last moment. ( 0)

MrSky lets his weapon get down on schild in a high curve. Sparks fly as steel meets steel. For a short moment MrSky and schild are wedged into each other and they glance at each other full of lust for murder. ( 0)

schild hits MrSky several times in a row. MrSky manages to block the attack of schild with his shield. ( 0)

MrSky strikes out to hit hard. Blood spouts out a head wound of schild. If he hadn`t backed away he`d be dead by now. ( 2)

schild hits MrSky several times in a row. Blood spouts out a head wound of MrSky. If he hadn`t backed away he`d be dead by now. ( 2)

MrSky lets his weapon get down on schild in a high curve. Steel cuts through leather and flesh. schild screams out of pain and barges away from MrSky. ( 2)

[WayAbvPar]

Hahaha nice.

[Samwise]

The combat spam reads like slashfic.  I don't know if that's a bad thing or an awesome thing.

[schild]

I played once to see what it was like. I'll probably never be back. Web games aren't quite There yet for me.

[Sky]

Don't be sad because I let my weapon get down on you.

Also, I think the zombie horde is searching for your library.

[WayAbvPar]

I played once to see what it was like. I'll probably never be back. Web games aren't quite There yet for me.

Wait until you get another desk job.

[Sky]

Minimized timers ftw!

Urban dead not so much, had a newbie fireman idling on a pc I'm configuring. Got back to it a half hour later and he's dead That game is odd.

[schild]

I played once to see what it was like. I'll probably never be back. Web games aren't quite There yet for me.

Wait until you get another desk job.

I had one for nearly 3 years and didn't like webgames then :P There was even a time when there was 45 minutes between calls and they bored me.

[eldaec]

OMG Tangerines!

[grebo]

I don't know why this isn't on here, it's a terrible oversight that must be immediately corrected!

Pie Hard!

[Yegolev]

Am I missing something with Pie Hard?

[grebo]

Am I missing something with Pie Hard?

I doubt it.  It's a strange game, but strangely addicting.

There are multiple levels but the fact you only get one life and the strange hit detection makes it a challenge to get to them.

Give it a chance!

[Oban]

http://the-minusworld.com/2008/09/11/the-resident-evil-activity-book-for-kids/

[stark]

light-Bot

[schild]

Despite the horrid wall-jumping mechanism, I'm still posting this. Cute little 8bittish thing from the Gish dude.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/463241

Our own dannyBstyle did the music. The music is much better than the walljumping.

[Yegolev]

I agree.

[Nerf]

http://www.crazymonkeygames.com/fullscreen.php?game=Pandemic-2

Destroying the world is fun, so far I've been able to take out everything but Madagascar.  In fact, I infected everyone in the world BUT Madagascar without a single death, and then BAM!
All fear the mighty Narf parasite.

[NowhereMan]

(Couldn't resist posting this)

[Votan]

I was suprised to find that this was still around.  This was a great distraction for me back in the late 80's.

http://dopewars.sourceforge.net/

[climbjtree]

Cursor * 10

Pretty cool. I haven't beaten it.

[NiX]

Beat it without touching a single pyramid. You have to have some serious speed to do it with the highest score.

[schild]

I know it's old, but can someone please get me away from Typeracer.

[schild]

Also:


I probably could've hit every pyramid in one of those last two if I thought about it. But high scores are for typing games.