lamaros
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That game is so bad it makes me want to play WoW again. |
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Simond
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That game is so bad it makes me want to play WoW again. Hey, it's free. You get what you paid for.  |
"You're really a good person, aren't you? So, there's no path for you to take here. Go home. This isn't a place for someone like you."
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Nerf
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The Presence of Your Vehicle Has Been Documented
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That would be fun if it told you what the next block is, as it is now the only way to win is clickspamming and/or luck. (64th place, bitch!)
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eldaec
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"People will not assume that what they read on the internet is trustworthy or that it carries any particular assurance or accuracy" - Lord Leveson
"Hyperbole is a cancer" - Lakov Sanite
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Gladiatus*- Hero of RomeBrowser-based silliness, but something to keep you mildly entertained in your cube. *this is the same thing the harem girls said about the emperor with the pube in his teeth. 
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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« Last Edit: July 23, 2008, 11:30:02 AM by Sky »
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Heh. All sorts of Euro-Engrish there.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Hey you! Carry me 1 of my favourites and I will grantly pay you. And now go! What are you still standing around? Oh, don`t you know what you should carry me? Centurio full helmet of course. 1 should do. So, go. Rome wasn`t build in one day but don`t you dally! I have no fucking clue about this quest. The first little expedition I did had an icon for the helmet as a reward, but I don't seem to have it or see a way to end the quest if I do. Bizarro. |
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WayAbvPar
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The quests are weird. Usually if you just pick one of the expedition locations you will eventually get a quest drop (if it isn't something specific to one of the locations like bandit fingers).
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Yeah, I figured it out. Got the drop from that expedition totally by mistake, the mail attachment thingy for quest rewards is funky. Then I lost the next three expeditions. Going to muck some stables, fun. Foaming MrSky unloads all his pent-up wrath upon his enemy. The weapon of MrSky swishes only millimetres aside the face of schild. ( 0)
schild tries to bluff MrSky with a feint so that he can hit hard. MrSky readies his weapon instinctively and can parry the attack of schild at the very last moment. ( 0)
MrSky lets his weapon get down on schild in a high curve. Sparks fly as steel meets steel. For a short moment MrSky and schild are wedged into each other and they glance at each other full of lust for murder. ( 0)
schild hits MrSky several times in a row. MrSky manages to block the attack of schild with his shield. ( 0)
MrSky strikes out to hit hard. Blood spouts out a head wound of schild. If he hadn`t backed away he`d be dead by now. ( 2)
schild hits MrSky several times in a row. Blood spouts out a head wound of MrSky. If he hadn`t backed away he`d be dead by now. ( 2)
MrSky lets his weapon get down on schild in a high curve. Steel cuts through leather and flesh. schild screams out of pain and barges away from MrSky. ( 2)  |
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WayAbvPar
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Hahaha nice.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Samwise
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The combat spam reads like slashfic. I don't know if that's a bad thing or an awesome thing.
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"I have not actually recommended many games, and I'll go on the record here saying my track record is probably best in the industry." - schild
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schild
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I played once to see what it was like. I'll probably never be back. Web games aren't quite There yet for me.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Don't be sad because I let my weapon get down on you.
Also, I think the zombie horde is searching for your library.
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WayAbvPar
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I played once to see what it was like. I'll probably never be back. Web games aren't quite There yet for me.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Minimized timers ftw! Urban dead not so much, had a newbie fireman idling on a pc I'm configuring. Got back to it a half hour later and he's dead  That game is odd. |
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schild
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I played once to see what it was like. I'll probably never be back. Web games aren't quite There yet for me.
Wait until you get another desk job. I had one for nearly 3 years and didn't like webgames then :P There was even a time when there was 45 minutes between calls and they bored me. |
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eldaec
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"People will not assume that what they read on the internet is trustworthy or that it carries any particular assurance or accuracy" - Lord Leveson
"Hyperbole is a cancer" - Lakov Sanite
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grebo
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I don't know why this isn't on here, it's a terrible oversight that must be immediately corrected! Pie Hard! |
Why don't you try our other games?
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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Am I missing something with Pie Hard?
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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grebo
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Am I missing something with Pie Hard?
I doubt it. It's a strange game, but strangely addicting. There are multiple levels but the fact you only get one life and the strange hit detection makes it a challenge to get to them. Give it a chance! |
Why don't you try our other games?
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Oban
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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stark
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schild
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Despite the horrid wall-jumping mechanism, I'm still posting this. Cute little 8bittish thing from the Gish dude. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/463241Our own dannyBstyle did the music. The music is much better than the walljumping. |
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Yegolev
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I agree.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Nerf
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NowhereMan
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 (Couldn't resist posting this) |
"Look at my car. Do you think that was bought with the earnest love of geeks?" - HaemishM
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Votan
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NiX
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Beat it without touching a single pyramid. You have to have some serious speed to do it with the highest score.
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schild
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 I know it's old, but can someone please get me away from Typeracer. |
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schild
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Also:  I probably could've hit every pyramid in one of those last two if I thought about it. But high scores are for typing games. |
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