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Signe
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on: July 04, 2007, 08:52:43 AM

                                      
                                      

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Reply #1 on: July 04, 2007, 09:06:27 AM


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Reply #2 on: July 04, 2007, 02:15:51 PM

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Reply #3 on: July 04, 2007, 02:22:43 PM

America, fuck yeah!

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Reply #4 on: July 04, 2007, 04:21:53 PM

Well, those qualify as my fireworks for the day. Thanks for saving me the hassle.  evil

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Reply #5 on: July 04, 2007, 06:21:09 PM

So which way hurts you more to spin it:  You got your asses kicked by redneck Americans, or you got your asses kicked by the French?

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Reply #6 on: July 04, 2007, 07:40:15 PM

It was the shot heard around the world. It was the first colonial revolution. It was not the last. Sadly, there are few things I can feel proud about as concerns my country. This is one of them. Let me have my day. Let me celebrate what the makers of our constition wanted, not what we got.

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Reply #7 on: July 05, 2007, 09:02:15 AM

Are those some Skynyrd lyrics?

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Reply #8 on: July 05, 2007, 09:13:19 AM

I celebrated by playing with the boy while the wife played Oblivion.  It was her birthday so she got to do whatever she wanted.

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Reply #9 on: July 05, 2007, 09:22:09 AM

You have a wife that plays Oblivion. You already got whatever you wanted  :-D

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Reply #10 on: July 05, 2007, 09:28:48 AM

You have a wife that plays Oblivion. You already got whatever you wanted  :-D

A wife with a high tolerance for pain?
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Reply #11 on: July 05, 2007, 09:44:00 AM

I celebrated by playing with the boy while the wife played Oblivion.  It was her birthday so she got to do whatever she wanted.

I had the strangest dream last night.  I think I read f13 just before I went to be.  In my dream, you and your wife came to visit us in our La Jolla, California, beach house.  Everyone had a professional massage and we had a surf and turf barbecue. 

I had some other dreams that weren't so nice, like one with the guy with the HUGE knife in Silent Hill which I finally watched last night but didn't understand a bit of it.

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Reply #12 on: July 05, 2007, 09:45:48 AM

He was either a representation of repressed male sexual power and rage, or a bloke with a fucking great chib.

Up to you.

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Reply #13 on: July 05, 2007, 09:46:11 AM

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Everyone had a professional massage and we had a surf and turf barbecue. 

Rub and a tug followed by surf and turf. You can't beat that with a stick.

Went to two BBQs yesterday, ate way too much food, played with my niece and nephew. then watched all my neighbors do their best to burn my house down after dark. Good day, but now I have a cold and am bitter and miserable. Even more than normal!

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Reply #14 on: July 05, 2007, 10:05:07 AM

I had the strangest dream last night.  I think I read f13 just before I went to be.  In my dream, you and your wife came to visit us in our La Jolla, California, beach house.  Everyone had a professional massage and we had a surf and turf barbecue.

That is totally something we would do.  Weird.

I had some other dreams that weren't so nice, like one with the guy with the HUGE knife in Silent Hill which I finally watched last night but didn't understand a bit of it.

Whoops, you have instigated an avatar change.

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Reply #15 on: July 05, 2007, 10:15:35 AM

Grats to you! A day late.. but whatever. Canada needs a "We burned the White House" day.
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Reply #16 on: July 05, 2007, 10:54:14 AM

Can we burn it again on that day?

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Reply #17 on: July 05, 2007, 11:43:38 AM

I helped run a fundraising BBQ, then came home and drank and mingled with the college kids throwing a party out back.  Also have my first hangover in a decade.

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #18 on: July 05, 2007, 11:52:55 AM

I ate a pound of grilled buffalo and played some Guitar Hero.

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Reply #19 on: July 05, 2007, 05:44:04 PM

I woke up at 1pm, went on the PC for a bit and....oh wait, that's all.

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Reply #20 on: July 05, 2007, 07:30:01 PM

It was too wet to barbecue but I have an indoor grill so I grilled something or other.  I don't remember what else I did.  Maybe I just stood somewhere and counted things like usual.

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Reply #21 on: July 05, 2007, 07:42:49 PM

Do you seriously own a house in La Jolla?  If so, then I think your income level is much to high to be posting on these forums.   tongue

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Reply #22 on: July 05, 2007, 08:06:18 PM

Perhaps she has nothing to do? We're sort of in the same area, and it's not exactly "happening."


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Reply #23 on: July 05, 2007, 08:13:37 PM

Do you seriously own a house in La Jolla?  If so, then I think your income level is much to high to be posting on these forums.   tongue


What's wrong with having a house in La Jolla (for a Summer home)?
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Reply #24 on: July 06, 2007, 06:17:51 AM

I talked to a guy that had a house on the cliff in La Jolla.  His lawn was a million dollars and had it's own alarm system.  Was the best damned lawn I'd ever seen though.

edit: It rained most of the 4th but cleared up enough around 10 to go down and catch the end of the Pops concert at the Esplanade and see the fireworks.  Was a pretty impressive display.

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Reply #25 on: July 06, 2007, 06:48:06 AM

What he said.  La Jolla has to be one of the most expensive places to live in the nation.  It's also very beautifull.  I'm just jealous if she actually does  wink.

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Reply #26 on: July 06, 2007, 06:52:03 AM

What's wrong with having a house in La Jolla (for a Summer home)?
I'd be curious where they would think is "nicer" to live during the rest of the year than La Jolla that they would necessitate just a summer home there!

Just rent on a shack with somewhat of an ocean view in the La Jolla\Del Mar area can run upwards of $4k/month in the summertime.  Beautiful, but damn expensive, crowded, and zero parking whatsoever.  I like living 9 miles away and visiting, would hate to have to live there.
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Reply #27 on: July 06, 2007, 07:24:16 AM

I could see a winter home, maybe. Summer home? Ecch. I can name a dozen places I'd rather live, and they all feature forests! Damned southwesterners.

And what's with you kids and the ocean? I can't afford to buy the land my great-great-great-great-great-grandpappy was given after the war of independance because it's on a peninsula in maine. I can't afford to buy the house my family owned for six generations, even. Not just an old-timey rant, it's seriously expensive shit.

And my family were lobstermen, still are. THEY can't afford to live there anymore. S'crazy, there's no money there. Kinda like where I live now, no good jobs but expensive as hell. At least you'd want to live in maine.

Oops. I ranted about housing again. We went to mom's for the holiday and grilled burgers/dogs. She lives under big oaks so there was something of a watershed from the downpours.
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Reply #28 on: July 06, 2007, 07:30:10 AM

At least you'd want to live in maine.

This explains soooo much.

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Reply #29 on: July 06, 2007, 08:07:54 AM

Good Grief.  It was a DREAM.



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Reply #30 on: July 06, 2007, 08:59:22 AM

Yeah, we just put our real summer home on the market. You can buy it here.

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Reply #31 on: July 06, 2007, 10:04:18 AM

Yeah, we just put our real summer home on the market. You can buy it here.

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Reply #32 on: July 06, 2007, 10:13:08 AM

Sorry if I'm late for the celebration, but here's a flag to make up for it (mostly for the guys, and maybe Signe).



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Reply #33 on: July 06, 2007, 11:31:32 AM

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Reply #34 on: July 06, 2007, 01:33:44 PM

I approve of the body paint trend.

Seconded.

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