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						| Pococurante 
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						| Zetleft 
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 PM schild of course.  I'm sure he'll get right on it.   :-D |  
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						| schild 
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						| Signe 
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 Being such an elderly gent, you have obviously forgotten the address and have been trying to log into www.f31.net for the last six months or so and thought schild had sold out to the Chinese.  Thank God you sorted yourself out.  I missed your funny face!Don't go to f31.net. Installs a virus. |  
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						| Pococurante 
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 Bless you Signe ;)  Schild you tit.. ;)
 Now he's getting a tattoo
 He's getting ink done
 He asked for a 13, but they drew a 31
 
 Sorry - been posting since the Twister daze so was being too cute by far.
 
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						| schild 
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 f31.net installs a virus on your PC. I'd suggest you not go there. It's spyware city as well. God knows what's on this laptop. It's getting a wipe ASAP though. |  
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						| Pococurante 
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 I tried to reply and was prompted with an "fdisk %c".  How should I respond?
 My Balkan Beat Box fairy godmother told me to respond with a latke.  However, I see no potatoe here - is my toe-tal prestidigitation off?
 
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						| Signe 
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 I just googled f31.net and saw Chinese letters and film.  I couldn't figure out why film would have kept him away all this time so I reckoned it must have been the Chinese.  I would never send anyone to a bad place on purpose.
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						| cmlancas 
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 I just googled f31.net and saw Chinese letters and film.  I couldn't figure out why film would have kept him away all this time so I reckoned it must have been the Chinese.  I would never send anyone to a bad place on purpose.
 DON'T GO TO WWW.F31.COM!  EVER!
 
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 It's a well dressed woman drinking fresh milk.  It does the body good, you know. |  
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 Is that legal in the US? |  
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						| Merusk 
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 Is that legal in the US?
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 It's a well dressed woman drinking fresh milk.  It does the body good, you know.
 Never thought I could be that weirded out by a picture which didn't involve some sort of feces. |  
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 I'm.... i'm at a bit of a loss here. I'm trying to think of what i ought to type in Google to get Signe's avatar. For some reason, i think that in another day and age, issuing a search on 'well dressed woman drinking fresh milk' would not fill me will bowel clenching fear.  |  
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 Is that legal in the US?
 It's girl on girl, so it's ok. What if the cow is a tranny? |  
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 Then that's not all fresh milk. |  
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						| angry.bob 
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 Hey, if f31.net installs a virus on your computer, how about editing out the fucking link instead of mentioning it later in a post that you have to scroll down to see. |  
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 Hey, if f31.net installs a virus on your computer, how about editing out the fucking link instead of mentioning it later in a post that you have to scroll down to see.
 You know, I didn't really think about that after I ended up with a fucking virus! |  
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						| angry.bob 
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 Hmmm, does it actually install a virus or was that part of some joke I didn't get. Nothing showed up on a scan and nothing popped up a warning when I went there... |  
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 Well I don't know what happened to my laptop then. |  
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						| angry.bob 
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 Maybe it didn't install on mine. I clicked the link but the page wouldn't load past displaying the URL in the address window so I hit the back button and read farther down the thread. Hmmmm... I need to reformat and reinstall anyway... it's been a year on this install of XP.  |  
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 Fully loaded the page. Nothing installed. Schild just has the worst luck with everything. |  
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						| Stephen Zepp 
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 It's a well dressed woman drinking fresh milk.  It does the body good, you know.
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 It's a well dressed woman drinking fresh milk.  It does the body good, you know.
 I just thought it was Signe's rebellion against the "no nipple" rule.Sometimes you can be very smart.  Maybe too smart.    |  
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 This is a thread about viruses and cows. Clearly, there has to be some overlap here.  |  
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 This is a thread about viruses and cows. Clearly, there has to be some overlap here. Hey, ya know....that is now a smilie on the board   Back on the topic of the avatar: Maybe milk direct from the cow is good for washing down braaaaiiiiins? |  
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 This is a thread about viruses and cows. Clearly, there has to be some overlap here. Hey, ya know....that is now a smilie on the board  NOOOOO!    |  
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