Brush your teeth this morning?

[Murgos]

Might want to hold off on that:

The counterfeit toothpaste may contain the toxic chemical diethylene glycol, or DEG, and is labeled as being manufactured in South Africa. It comes in a 5-ounce (100 ml) tube, a size Colgate does not make or sell in the United States, the company said.

Consumers can identify the counterfeit product by the size as well as the label tracing it to South Africa, Colgate said. In addition, there are misspellings on the package including "SOUTH AFRLCA" and "isclinically," Colgate said.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070615/hl_nm/colgate_toothpaste_dc

Now I have the brusha, brusha, brusha song from Grease going through my head.

[lesion]

the joke's on THEM this time, I use antifreeze as mouthwash

[voodoolily]

Haha! Suckers! I don't even brush my teeth. I just swish with Febreeze.

[Johny Cee]

Haha! Suckers! I don't even brush my teeth. I just swish with Febreeze.

Thou shalt not take Febreeze's name in vain.  Even now,  I'm sure a freshly scented lightning bolt is on it's way.

[Paelos]

Haha! Suckers! I don't even brush my teeth. I just swish with Febreeze.

Thou shalt not take Febreeze's name in vain.  Even now,  I'm sure a freshly scented lightning bolt is on it's way.

I love Febreeze's ability to take shoes that by all rights should have been tossed down into the bowels of stinky hell itself.

[voodoolily]

Haha! Suckers! I don't even brush my teeth. I just swish with Febreeze.

Thou shalt not take Febreeze's name in vain.  Even now,  I'm sure a freshly scented lightning bolt is on it's way.

My friend, you are talking to someone who buys Febreeze by the JUG so I can refill multiple bottles. And I have 2 varieties of air-freshener Febreeze too. "Name in vain" indeed.

[schild]

That's because you have cats.

[Yegolev]

Twig + baking soda.  Don't believe The Man's lies.

[WayAbvPar]

The smell of Febreeze makes my wife gag. She is very sensitive, olfactorally speaking.

[Sky]

We got into that vapid wife swap tv show for a couple weeks. When they had some crazy religious couple that ate everything raw (including four-month old 'high meat'), we figured nothing could top it. One of the highlights was they brushed their teeth with butter (and ash, maybe?). It was hilarious watching the mom try to convince the 'normal' family they needed to follow her routine, that it was the lord's way, natural, yada. And she with big yellow holes in her teeth. TV gold.

[Der Helm]

We got into that vapid wife swap tv show for a couple weeks. When they had some crazy religious couple that ate everything raw (including four-month old 'high meat'), we figured nothing could top it. One of the highlights was they brushed their teeth with butter (and ash, maybe?). It was hilarious watching the mom try to convince the 'normal' family they needed to follow her routine, that it was the lord's way, natural, yada. And she with big yellow holes in her teeth. TV gold.

So, that TV format is another american invention that German television adopted ?

I curse you.

But the show IS funny from times to times  :-D

[Jeff Kelly]

Bah, without American and British television German TV stations would be out of programming already  :-D Or worse they would need to be creative.

[Yegolev]

Don't they just show boobs in the non-import timeslots?

[Furiously]

The smell of Febreeze makes my wife gag. She is very sensitive, olfactorally speaking.

And she doesn't get mad at your body spray?

[Signe]

Certain perfume odours make me gag.  There are some overly sweet and powdery type perfumes that I can't get out of my nose (yeah, yeah... I know my nose is in my mind) for days.  They come back and haunt me.

[voodoolily]

I can only wear single-note fragrances. I usually just wear essential oil of fig, but sometimes I wear linden or grass perfume by Demeter.

[Sky]

Certain perfume odours make me gag.  There are some overly sweet and powdery type perfumes that I can't get out of my nose (yeah, yeah... I know my nose is in my mind) for days.  They come back and haunt me.

Me, too. Especially certain oil-based fragrances. I especially hate when people spray in an attempt to cover the smell of their shit. Thanks, now it smells like clean sheets and shit. And I'll be smelling those clean sheet oils for hours, and I can still smell your shit. I wouldn't want to bask in shit smell, but for crissakes, it's a natural smell that dissipates quickly. Let it go, your shit does stink, and that's ok.

Back to puritans again, I guess!

[Chimpy]

In Japan, they sell pills intended to literally make your shit not stink.

Make farts smell like roses etc.

Wacky people reside on those islands, I tell ya.