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SurfD
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on: August 30, 2004, 05:09:11 PM

Playboy does a spread featuring topless videogame women.  I shit you not.

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Reply #1 on: August 30, 2004, 05:41:08 PM

Yep; I'll be buying that issue!

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Reply #2 on: August 30, 2004, 05:50:21 PM

They're following up Amy Acuff with Bloodrayne.  Guh.
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Reply #3 on: August 31, 2004, 06:02:07 AM

First women had to deal with being compared to genetically gifted models under perfect light conditions photographed by professionals.  

Then it was genetically gifted models with plastic surgery under perfect light conditions photographed by professionals.  

Then it was genetically gifted models with plastic surgery under perfect light conditions photographed by professionals with the help of photo-retouching.

Now its genetically impossible women created from scratch by men.

In the next phase, women kill us all and then just wear sweatpants everywhere.

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Reply #4 on: August 31, 2004, 06:11:02 AM

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  In the next phase, women kill us all and then just wear sweatpants everywhere.


Not if we get those bitches first.

Just wait till we've perfected the artificial womb.  Then the world gets turned into Will & Grace without Grace.

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Reply #5 on: August 31, 2004, 06:47:16 AM

Not much different than when Maxim did the 'Girls of DOA' spreads in their magazine.
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Reply #6 on: August 31, 2004, 07:11:14 AM

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Quote from: Mesozoic
  In the next phase, women kill us all and then just wear sweatpants everywhere.


Not if we get those bitches first.

Just wait till we've perfected the artificial womb.  Then the world gets turned into Will & Grace without Grace.


I think I'll take sweatpants over pillowbiting for my jollies, thanks. Can't we just enslave them into breeding stock or something?

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Reply #7 on: August 31, 2004, 07:37:24 AM

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Not much different than when Maxim did the 'Girls of DOA' spreads in their magazine.


With one exception.....digital half-vampire areolas. Other than that, the rest of the spread should be virtually identical, as other characters are reported to "pose seductively, but not nude".

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Now its genetically impossible women created from scratch by men.


Correction....by men that they want nothing to do with. Ever. In that sense, providing digital masturbatory fodder for desperate computer nerd teenage geeks is doing a valuable service for women everywhere.

Bring the noise.
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Reply #8 on: August 31, 2004, 08:11:59 AM

Women just have to understand that porn is not and never will be competition with them.  Porn is just the chum in the water that makes men want women all the more.

Women should be celebrate porn,  as it fuels the one thing that gives them all the control, man's desire for constant sex.

Man sees porn, man gets horny, man goes to girlfriend/wife/anyone willing to get sex.  Man does NOT see porn, get actress address and then ask her for sex.  At least not the non-stalkers.
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Reply #9 on: August 31, 2004, 08:52:18 AM

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Women should be celebrate porn,  as it fuels the one thing that gives them all the control, man's desire for constant sex.


Yes.

However, I find it extremely distasteful, insulting and downright fucking stupid for the makers of the game to be marketing it in this way. I have no problem whatsoever with pr0n, Playboy and nekkidness in all its lovely forms. Nor do I have any real problem with videogame titillation, but having played the first one (decent, but not spectacular), this kind of promotion just says to me, "We have no substance in the game. Look at the jigglies!"

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