Selby
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60% here. Living in a major metro area and not owning any guns hoses me, despite knowing what to do with them and not giving a shit about what happens to anyone around me who may be zombie food. I was Ash too, and I tried to be honest as I had no idea what most of those references were from besides the obvious Dusk 'Til Dawn and Jack Burton ones.
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Teleku
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60% and Seth Gecko
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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I think my real chances are higher though 'cause I'm awesome.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I'm the only Buckaroo! :-D
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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I figure it's the guitar, and that you are trying to fuck with the vampires' minds. I got Ash, naturally.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I figure it's the guitar, and that you are trying to fuck with the vampires' minds.
Yes, and yes. I'd be the guy with my zombie buddy in the shed playing xbox. |
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bhodi
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No lie.
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When I saw guitar, the first thing I thought of was Wild Zero. |
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NowhereMan
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41%, apparently I'm zombie food.
On the bright side I'm also Godzilla, I figure that should up my chances a bit. If not, hey, Zombie Godzilla!
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HaemishM
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42%, probably because I don't own a gun. I'm also Seth Gecko, which kicks ass.
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jpark
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23%
I am limping right now - gym injury - taking this fucking test again in 2 weeks when I am better!
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"I think my brain just shoved its head up its own ass in retaliation.
" HaemishM.
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bhodi
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No lie.
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Whatever, zombie food. It'll probably be too late by then.
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Big Gulp
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56%, but that quiz doesn't take some important factors into account and hoses you for not being in a country with firearms in your fruitbasket.
Blame your MP's for depriving you of the ability to survive the zombie holocaust/soccer hooligans/drunk teenagers. |
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« Last Edit: June 11, 2007, 04:02:25 AM by Big Gulp »
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Ironwood
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Er, no. My point was that the QUIZ makes out I'm wormfood. In truth, I have my castle picked and already have 3 medaeval weapons lying around my house and in my garage that will do me just fine.
Further, being on an Island, I am already one step ahead of the chain swarm that will devour you. If this Island becomes packed, I'm off to either Skye, Arran or possible Islay. There's good drink at all 3.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Big Gulp
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Further, being on an Island, I am already one step ahead of the chain swarm that will devour you.
Pffft. Chain swarm. I'm from Detroit, how bad can zombies be? |
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Chimpy
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Further, being on an Island, I am already one step ahead of the chain swarm that will devour you. Eurotunnel = zombies' path to munchy town :p |
'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Lantyssa
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Unless it's an island surrounded by lava, I don't think it's going to slow them down much.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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If sheep can become zombies, Ironwood is rightly fucked.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Merusk
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If sheep can become zombies, Ironwood is rightly fucked.
Why? They can't bite you when you're behind them. |
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Der Helm
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If sheep can become zombies, Ironwood is rightly fucked.
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Furiously
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You do realize this is just helping Signe decide who to eat first....
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Llava
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The quiz is flawed. It doesn't take into account personal habits that may draw or repel the zombies. For instance, I've been forced to watch some reality television lately. Undoubtedly, my brain is much smaller and less appetizing, and as a result I'd be ignored in favor of someone who watches Spongebob.
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Unless it's an island surrounded by lava, I don't think it's going to slow them down much.
This is true. An island just means you have nowhere to run when the undead horde comes shambling out of the surf. |
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Signe
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You do realize this is just helping Signe decide who to eat first....
If I were, in fact, a zombie... WHICH I'M NOT... I would have already decided to eat the person who started all this asinine zombie stuff. Who would THAT be, then? |
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Bunk
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Ironwood
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Unless it's an island surrounded by lava, I don't think it's going to slow them down much.
This is true. An island just means you have nowhere to run when the undead horde comes shambling out of the surf. Many theorists disagree on this matter. It seems to matter what specific zombie type we're talking about. As well as what kind of defenses you're putting up in your Island. One thing is certain. Zack don't Surf. |
"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Furiously
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You do realize this is just helping Signe decide who to eat first....
If I were, in fact, a zombie... WHICH I'M NOT... I would have already decided to eat the person who started all this asinine zombie stuff. Who would THAT be, then? I'm pretty sure it was Teleku... |
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Fabricated
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Tangently related, but I like how zombie movies/games/etc are trying to take a "realistic" lean with the idea by making all zombies people with a bizzaro world version of rabies. Yeah, rabies makes you go nuts if untreated, but it doesn't give you the ability to magically tell who does and doesn't have it and make you want to eat those particular people who don't.
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Megrim
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You do realize this is just helping Signe decide who to eat first....
If I were, in fact, a zombie... WHICH I'M NOT... I would have already decided to eat the person who started all this asinine zombie stuff. Who would THAT be, then? Mmmm-hmmm. Sounds like the sort of thing a zombie would say. |
One must bow to offer aid to a fallen man - The Tao of Shinsei.
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Ironwood
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Tangently related, but I like how zombie movies/games/etc are trying to take a "realistic" lean with the idea by making all zombies people with a bizzaro world version of rabies. Yeah, rabies makes you go nuts if untreated, but it doesn't give you the ability to magically tell who does and doesn't have it and make you want to eat those particular people who don't.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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schild
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Tangently related, but I like how zombie movies/games/etc are trying to take a "realistic" lean with the idea by making all zombies people with a bizzaro world version of rabies. Yeah, rabies makes you go nuts if untreated, but it doesn't give you the ability to magically tell who does and doesn't have it and make you want to eat those particular people who don't.
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Ironwood
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I had a bet with myself that someone would object. I coulda put an accumulator on that it would have been you.
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They're zombies. Oh, and 28 days later ? Zombies. However, it's always a good point raised : How do these non-zombies know not to attack each other ? I never understood in 28 days later why Rage Infected Nutjobs weren't just going at each other till oblivion. It made little or not sense. (Yeah, yeah, I know, zombies didn't make any sense either. Sue me.)
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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DraconianOne
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How do these non-zombies know not to attack each other ? I never understood in 28 days later why Rage Infected Nutjobs weren't just going at each other till oblivion. Because it was a very silly, plot-hole ridden film that borrowed and stole from loads of others. |
A point can be MOOT. MUTE is more along the lines of what you should be. - WayAbvPar
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Good zombie movies are not about the zombies.
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cmlancas
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56%, but that quiz doesn't take some important factors into account and hoses you for not being in a country with firearms in your fruitbasket.
56%ers unite! Same here, I won't own a gun even though it is legal in the states. Those things hurt more than they protect imho. |
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