Evil Elvis
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I'm going to wait until there's some kind of Caturday.NET port..... HAI! This site provides community documentation of the emergent LOLCODE language. It is our hope that the examples can grow in a way that is both internally consistent and suggest a real, feasible computing language.
HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
IM IN YR LOOP
UP VAR!!1
VISIBLE VAR
IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHXBYE
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
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Murgos
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Maybe WANT as a memory allocation operator? And how about THINGIE as an Object declaration? I don't care for the print and scan statements being VISIBLE and GIMMEH. Maybe SO I SEZ as a print statement and LOL WAT <variable name> ? to request input? I like IS LIEK for the -> or . operators. Change STDIO to IM, and use STUFZ for the object library also... HAI and KTHNX for block declarations work fine, they have like 8 different block things going on there
Something like this:
HAI
CAN I HAS IM?
CAN I HAS STUFZ?
BTW Object declaration
THINGIE TEXTS_THINGIE
HAI
BTW weakly type variables similar to VB variant type? Maybe could overload IZ for stronger typing?
I HAS A TEXTS IZ TXT
BTW Request input from user TEXTS is in the object scope and not redefined in the method so should be able to call it. To designate local scope need something like this or me, maybe MAI?
SO IM LIKE WAT_TEXTS
HAI
LOL WAT TEXTS?
BTW local scope would be LOL WAT MAI TEXTS?
KTHNX
BTW Print value of TEXTS
SO IM LIKE SEEING_MAH_TEXTS
BTW Test TEXTS for NULL
O RLY TEXTS NOT NOTHING?
YA RLY
SO I SAYZ TEXTS
NO WAI
SO I SAYZ "NO TEXTS!"
KTHNX
KTHNX
KTHNX
HAI
WANT TEXTS_THINGIE MY_THINGIE?
IM IN UR LOOP COUNTIN MY NUMZ FROM ZERO to TEN
HAI
MY_THINGIE IS LEIK WAT_TEXTS
MY THINGIE IS LEIK SEEING_MAH_TEXTS
MOAR NUMZ
KTHNX
KTHNXBYE!
Wasted entirely to much time on this...
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« Last Edit: May 29, 2007, 09:57:06 AM by Murgos »
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schild
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This is brilliant.
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schild
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I absolutely love the following structure:
BTW
I HAS <variable>
I hope lolcode catches on.
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Lantyssa
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/headdesk
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Furiously
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IM IN UR LOOP COUNTIN MY NUMZ FROM ZERO to TEN
- I like it.
My addition -
RLY = true
NotRLY = False
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schild
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NOTRLY = FALSE
YARLY = TRUE
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Yegolev
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I would gladly learn this language and use it on a daily basis.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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bhodi
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No lie.
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I'm with lant.
/headdesk
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Righ
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STFU = clear screen
NOOB = define variable
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Chimpy
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I'm with lant.
/headdesk
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tazelbain
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HUH? - try
WTF - catch
cool - finally
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"Me am play gods"
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Sauced
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NOTRLY = FALSE
This will never fly in the Standards committee. It's "NOWAI", and that's that. |
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Righ
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It's "NOWAI", and that's that.
QFT. |
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Furiously
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I think it should have line numbers too.
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Righ
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And an Identification Division that is separated from the Procedural Division with FIRST.
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Llava
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KTHNX
KTHNX
KTHNX
For some reason, I'm cracking up over this in particular. |
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Oban
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Lantyssa
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The code isn't so funny, but the book mock up is hillarious.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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schild
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Oh god.
I didn't notice "ur code is betterz now." shit that's funny.
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Lantyssa
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O'RLY as the publisher is what got me.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Trippy
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Somebody made a "Nutshell" version too:  |
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schild
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O'RLY.
Heh.
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Samwise
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Scary and AWESOME.
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