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Topic: Aussies Go Crazy For Cat Poo Coffee (Read 4676 times)
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Train Wreck
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Kopi Luwak, made in neighboring Indonesia from coffee beans excreted by native civet cats, is reputedly the world's rarest and most expensive coffee, painstakingly extracted by hand from the animals' forest droppings. Yum. |
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Murgos
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Kopi Luwak, made in neighboring Indonesia from coffee beans excreted by native civet cats, is reputedly the world's rarest and most expensive coffee, painstakingly extracted by hand from the animals' forest droppings. Yum.1999 called, they would like their news article back. |
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Train Wreck
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Then congratulations to you for nearly a decade of savoring the flavor of catass coffee.
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Nebu
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The catass coffee filter?  |
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Tale
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Around a dozen people a month try out the exotic brew Around a dozen people a month read my 1997 travelogue on the web. WORLD GOES CRAZY FOR TALE'S BLOG. Here also is the distance between Canberra (dateline of story) and Townsville (home of said coffee): Google maps is the best |
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« Last Edit: May 18, 2007, 08:03:14 AM by Tale »
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Lantyssa
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Tale
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is there coffee in Lanark?
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Yegolev
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I think I read this exact thread in 2004.
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Miasma
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I remember it being with turtles, think I read it here too.
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Lantyssa
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There's coffee everywhere.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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schild
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That it. I'm getting a cat and feeding the fucker coffee beans and opening a store.
Also, yea, this is deja vu.
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Merusk
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That it. I'm getting a cat and feeding the fucker coffee beans and opening a store.
Also, yea, this is deja vu.
Bonus if you only water the cat with "Caffene Joe." |
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Kitsune
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Super bonus on that one, considering that the caffeine would likely kill the cat. Then you'd have ZOMBIE CAT POOP COFFEE.
As a fun side-note, brain-attacking parasites live in cat poop. That goes a long way towards explaining any repeat customers of cat poop coffee.
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Tale
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Twelve replies! F13 Goes Crazy For Cat Poo Coffee Thread.
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Etro
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is there coffee in Lanark?
Actually, they all drink Buckfast, a tonic wine made by monks. ok, well maybe not all of Lanark, but a sizeable portion |
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grebo
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I find it interesting that Google Maps would direct you to swim 3,400 miles across the atlantic ocean.
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Why don't you try our other games?
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Calantus
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Alright, who left the Serious Business gate open again?
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Lantyssa
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Someone at Google likes Esther Williams.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Tale
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I find it interesting that Google Maps would direct you to swim 3,400 miles across the atlantic ocean.
... and to France, as a means of getting to Scotland. |
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