?? - Infernal (PC)

[Morfiend]

I was browsing direct2drive cause I was really bored, and came across Infernal Uncensored. I had never hear of this, and was wondering if any one here had played it or heard any thing about it.

"Infernal" tells the story of Ryan Lennox, a fallen angel now recruited by hell to fight ‘Etherlight’, heaven’s own secret agency. Etherlight has eliminated most of hell’s earthly agents and is planning its final blow against its archrival. Ryan, hunted by his opponents, is left to take them on single-handed, armed with a vast arsenal of weapons and supernatural powers. The captivating plot sends him from ancient monastery catacombs and secret mountain hideouts to sprawling harbour docks and oil refineries, before finally facing the ultimate showdown...

Ryan Lennox will need all his powers to find out what’s really behind Etherlight’s plans, while he unleashes hell with every single weapon in his hand!

[schild]

It sucks.

[Ironwood]

He's here all week folks.

[Tairnyn]

The controls are ass, which makes battles a frustrating mess. Storyline is uncompelling and cliched. Graphics and sound are sub-par. Gave it an hour before I felt compelled to spend my time on something else.

[NiX]

He's here all week folks.

You need some kind of "Ironwood LIVE!" DVD. I'd buy that as long as it isn't porn.

[Ironwood]

Eh ?


You want me to stick up some video of my management presentations ?  I'm told they have a certain, er, style.

"Today we're going to talk about"  *Put up the First Slide Please*  "How Not To Fucking Piss Me Off in SQL."

[NiX]

You should! I meant more of a comedy DVD type deal. Though a management presentation will suffice.

[Lum]

SELECT * FROM ironwood_brain WHERE piss <> 0

[Lum]

ERROR: No rows found.

[Calantus]

ERROR: Table does not exist.

Yes, you blew your chance.