God's Punishment on Hypocrites

[Lantyssa]

God's Punishment on Hypocrites

Today, God has decided to punishment upon the Rev. Jerry Falwell for being a scumsucking dirtbag.  He was found unconscious upon the floor of his office and is currently in serious condition.

Feel my bile, bitch.

[Signe]

Unfortunately, the Moral Majority will live on regardless of whether or not he pops his clogs.  He's the jackass who made being atheist or just simply not Christian akin to being "un-American."  Him and his ilk seem to consider Christian foreigners to be more American that American non-Christians.   

[Reg]

Whoa. He's dead.

[Signe]

That was pretty quick!  Good way to go.  I'll probably linger....   

[WayAbvPar]

Falwell dies at 73

This is one of those times that I hope there is a God, just so that smarmy fucker gets to answer to him/her. I realize it is bad taste dancing on someone's grave, but I seriously can't think of a single nice thing to say about him.


Merged this in from the thread I started in GD.

[stray]

Didn't realize he was so unhealthy. Then again, I guess he was kind of a big guy -- and 73 years old isn't exactly young.

[Triforcer]

Falwell dies at 73

This is one of those times that I hope there is a God, just so that smarmy fucker gets to answer to him/her. I realize it is bad taste dancing on someone's grave, but I seriously can't think of a single nice thing to say about him.


Merged this in from the thread I started in GD.

Yes, hoping someone will burn in hellfire through talking out your ass on earth is pretty shitty.  And if your post showed anything, its that the other side will NEVER do that 

[Reg]

Hmm. I had just assumed the God killed him because he wasn't tough enough on the gays.

[WayAbvPar]

Falwell dies at 73

This is one of those times that I hope there is a God, just so that smarmy fucker gets to answer to him/her. I realize it is bad taste dancing on someone's grave, but I seriously can't think of a single nice thing to say about him.


Merged this in from the thread I started in GD.

Yes, hoping someone will burn in hellfire through talking out your ass on earth is pretty shitty.  And if your post showed anything, its that the other side will NEVER do that 

I would love to respond, but I have no idea what you are talking about.

[Triforcer]

Falwell dies at 73

This is one of those times that I hope there is a God, just so that smarmy fucker gets to answer to him/her. I realize it is bad taste dancing on someone's grave, but I seriously can't think of a single nice thing to say about him.


Merged this in from the thread I started in GD.

Yes, hoping someone will burn in hellfire through talking out your ass on earth is pretty shitty.  And if your post showed anything, its that the other side will NEVER do that 

I would love to respond, but I have no idea what you are talking about.

Reread the first line of your post and check for possible irony vis a vis your main point.

[CmdrSlack]

Falwell dies at 73

This is one of those times that I hope there is a God, just so that smarmy fucker gets to answer to him/her. I realize it is bad taste dancing on someone's grave, but I seriously can't think of a single nice thing to say about him.


Merged this in from the thread I started in GD.

Yes, hoping someone will burn in hellfire through talking out your ass on earth is pretty shitty.  And if your post showed anything, its that the other side will NEVER do that 

I would love to respond, but I have no idea what you are talking about.

Reread the first line of your post and check for possible irony vis a vis your main point.

Technically, the first line of his post doesn't specifically say that he hopes that Falwell burns in hell, only that he has to answer to God for his behavior on the Earth.  What God does with him after judging him is really up in the air.  Since I know you're into strict construction, I figure you will now see my point. ;) 

[schild]

I hope that fat bastard gets stuck trying to get through the pearly gates.

Too early? Not for this guy! Ho ho!

I just realized I can scratch him off my list.

[Horik]

Dear Rev. Falwell

Welcome to hell.

Love,
Tinky Winky

[stray]

Some of you guys worry me as much as Falwell.  

[Paelos]

Yeah, he pretty much hated gays and used his religion to raise money and influence American politics. I can't speak to his soul at the time of his death, but I did find his stances on what a Christian should be in America to be way off base. Anyway, I don't think he was evil. I think he was horribly misguided on a few issues, and unfortunately he used those issues to define himself as a minister.

Ah well. I hope the Lord is forgiving when we all get there.

[Signe]

Are you sure there's even a monkey heaven?

[Fabricated]

I don't think even the longest human lifetime is enough to judge anyone for eternity, but God needs to at least give this guy a whack on the head when he gets there.

The world isn't a worse place for his passing though.

[Calantus]

I'm sure 73 years of hell could be arranged then. Or a bit less even, I'm sure he was less of a dickhead as a child. At least up to the school years surely.

[hal]

If there is a Christian god, (which I doubt) he is first and formost a god of forgiveness. I am not this guys fanboy. But I ask you "do you believe he really tried to do evil?". Or did he try to show the way as he understood it? Where was his heart? Was he trying to help people or hurt them? I am seeing the hate here as selfnissnes (Which I would see as evil). Certinly he managed to line his own pockets as he struck a nerve in others. Would you truly do different? Politically I am at the extreme  opposite of this guy but, I choose to morn his passing. My political opponents can be honorable guys. Just because I disagree with you doesn't mean you are a bad person. It only means we disagree.

[Selby]

I won't miss him.  He'll have to answer to God for what he did on earth.  Hopefully he's got a good answer.  I don't wish him any ill will.  Ruling out entire groups of people just because of their orientations or beliefs is not exactly the way to go about winning people for the faith though.

[Calantus]

If there is a Christian god, (which I doubt) he is first and formost a god of forgiveness. I am not this guys fanboy. But I ask you "do you believe he really tried to do evil?". Or did he try to show the way as he understood it? Where was his heart? Was he trying to help people or hurt them? I am seeing the hate here as selfnissnes (Which I would see as evil). Certinly he managed to line his own pockets as he struck a nerve in others. Would you truly do different? Politically I am at the extreme  opposite of this guy but, I choose to morn his passing. My political opponents can be honorable guys. Just because I disagree with you doesn't mean you are a bad person. It only means we disagree.

I'm pretty sure Hitler thought he was doing what was right too. And Stalin. And Osama. I could go on of course, but you get the point. If you cut out people who thought they were doing right from being liable to retribution then you don't leave many left. I'm not even sure Saddam was entirely selfish, maybe he thought he had to be so hard on everybody else in Iraq to protect his people? Is that so wrong? Also, this is the God that will not let you get into heaven unless you believe in him and/or are baptised, yes? Or maybe not. I'm pretty sure you could get almost any definition of the christian God you wanted if only you ask the right people.

[Teleku]

I was really just looking for an excuse to use that since I saw it in the other thread.

[Lantyssa]

I'm sorry, anyone acting as a leader of a religion/movement/government who blames a class of people as deserving horrible fates or being responsible for the devastation of a major city and region is an evil person.  Being a reverend does not change that, and to my way of thinking makes him far more malicious than some ignorant hick who might agree.  He was a self-serving whore who used hatred to gain and keep power.

If there is a higher power, whether forgiving for the right reasons such that even he is allowed salvation or condemning him forever, then may Falwell finally understand the wrongs he has wrought.  I have no pity for him though.

[Abagadro]

would love to respond, but I have no idea what you are talking about.

Heh. I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that. Complete gibberish for teh win!

[Tebonas]

My bet would be eight circle of hell with his head twisted around backwards. And that is no wish, but an estimation from his deeds on earth.

If there is a hell.

[Azazel]

The end he got was too good for him.

[WindupAtheist]

Falwell is hit for 69 points of "eats too much bacon" damage!
Falwell is dead!
/target Falwell
/dance
You see WUA dancing with Falwell.

[Teleku]

Heh, another perspective I suppose:
http://content.hamptonroads.com/story.cfm?story=124762&ran=68056

Don't get me wrong, he was a horrible bastard, but I thought it was kind of funny seeing the contrast.

[Ironwood]

Who ?

[Teleku]

Who ?

In case you weren't being sarcastic:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falwell#Social_and_political_views

I'm sure somebody can find a much more intensive and damning article on the things he said and did than that very neutral Wiki article.

[Paelos]

His biggest claim to infamy was blaming 9/11 if not all of American society's ills on the fact that we tolerated gays in this country. I'm not entirely sure if his final solution was along the same lines as WWII Germany, but I dismissed his allegations as bigotted quackery after that. I preferred to get my 9/11 truth from the real source.

[Ironwood]

"I hope I live to see the day when, as in the early days of our country, we won't have any public schools. The churches will have taken them over again and Christians will be running them."

I'm really glad you didn't, you Cunt.

Oh and I should probably have put my 'Who ?' in green.

 

[stray]

Even taking the Christian reference out of that quote, a statement like that is indicative of a much bigger thing than just education. It just shows how elitist, condescending of the populace, and weary of progress people like him are. The worst kind of conservative. That they want everything in their control, and they want everyone else stupid and doped up enough to accept that control.

[SnakeCharmer]

So much hypocrisy here, it's frightening.

[stray]

I hope that isn't directed at me (just wondering, because you didn't quote anything). I happen to like public education, so I'm not being a hypocrite about what I said.