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Topic: E3 FOR EVERYONE. Or something (Read 11386 times)
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Trippy
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You looking for something like this?  |
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schild
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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I perfered Tifa, kekekela.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Wolf
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I perfered Tifa, kekekela.
Mmmmm Tifa in the FFVII movie... mmmmmmmmmmmmm... (was that tifa? I'm a FF noob) |
As a matter of fact I swallowed one of these about two hours ago and the explanation is that it is, in fact, my hand.
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schild
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Stop lusting over video game girls. We only made a big deal out of Yuna because Shockeye posted Fat Yuna. Not because she's "hotter" or whatever the fuck you all are talking about.
And yea, Tifa was in Advent Children.
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Signe
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Muse.
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Sad.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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schild
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 says: Sad. Agreed. |
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Wolf
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aren't you guys supposed to be sleeping in 8 am? Wtf?
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As a matter of fact I swallowed one of these about two hours ago and the explanation is that it is, in fact, my hand.
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Trippy
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aren't you guys supposed to be sleeping in 8 am? Wtf?
Signe's an early riser and I'm convinced schild only cat naps. |
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Signe
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Muse.
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And Trippy obviously some weirdo stalker! eek!
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Trippy
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And Trippy obviously some weirdo stalker! eek!
Yes, yes I am.  Actually I'm on a reverse sleep schedule from most people in the US -- I'm asleep during the day (I'm going to bed right now) and awake at night. |
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Llava
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Rrava roves you rong time
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I think what I meant to say was I'm sure three others who are more qualified to "rep" f13 can be found.
Heh. I'm going. There's your bar- I trust you'll find it's set low enough. |
That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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schild
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Llava
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Rrava roves you rong time
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Hoax
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l33t kiddie
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I prefer Tifa to Yuna, even if akimbo pistols are sexah!
I mean, stupid nerds stfu and die you pathetic bastages.
P.S. I loved that part in FF:AC where the cell phone ring was the level up sound.
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A nation consists of its laws. A nation does not consist of its situation at a given time. If an individual's morals are situational, then that individual is without morals. If a nation's laws are situational, that nation has no laws, and soon isn't a nation.
-William Gibson
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schild
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Yes, that was the only good part of Advent Children. But I wouldn't know since it wasn't released in America yet. NO ONE SHOULD KNOW (except people who went to the private screening last week - hey, I hear Mena Suvari liked it).
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Velorath
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They could have projected the movie onto Mena Suvari's monstrous forehead for people to watch.
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schild
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They might have. I mean she played a girl who only existed in flashbacks. Goddamn she sucks. I don't even want to hear the american dub now, no matter how much Tifa is like a charicature of Rachel Leigh Cook.
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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schild
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I hate that link.
Oh, you got the monkey pants also? Yea, they're not bad. I wish it gave me a tail though. Nothing better than being the Furry Hero of Cyrodiil.
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Hoax
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l33t kiddie
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They might have. I mean she played a girl who only existed in flashbacks. Goddamn she sucks. I don't even want to hear the american dub now, no matter how much Tifa is like a charicature of Rachel Leigh Cook.
Shit, if Schild is a fanboi of RLC then I actually completely agree with him about something that has to do with movies. I feel sort of ill... Oh and the cell phone wasn't the only good thing about FF:AC the part where Vincent showed up and kicked ass in the tree scene was great also, but then when you actually see how big his feet are he loses mystique fast. |
A nation consists of its laws. A nation does not consist of its situation at a given time. If an individual's morals are situational, then that individual is without morals. If a nation's laws are situational, that nation has no laws, and soon isn't a nation.
-William Gibson
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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Oh, I didn't buy the Monkeypants, these are just a tribute. I spent all of my money on a shack next to the water. And an inedible horse.
That link made me laugh hard. Like a new version of fatchicksinpartyhats. Be sure to snap photos of the PA guys at E3, we can work some Photoshop magic.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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schild
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Hm. Your comment about snapping photos sent me down a dangerous path. I think I'm going to get a I LOVE STARFORCE signboard made up kind of like Bruce Willis in Die Hard.
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schild
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F13 strike team motherfucking alpha was just accepted into E3. This years players include Ookii, Yoru, Llava, and Myself. Ookii is on photo detail, so if there aren't enough bitches and shiny you can blame him. Llava, Yoru and Myself are on Information Detail.
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Hoax
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l33t kiddie
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You realize that after your PA rant your going to have to kick somebody who is associated with Ubi in the nuts, that or get one of their booth babes infected with herps, you decide.
*somebody stole my fucking o, they are always after my o's
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« Last Edit: April 12, 2006, 10:18:09 AM by Hoax »
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A nation consists of its laws. A nation does not consist of its situation at a given time. If an individual's morals are situational, then that individual is without morals. If a nation's laws are situational, that nation has no laws, and soon isn't a nation.
-William Gibson
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schild
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UBISoft is on my list so to speak.
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Llava
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Rrava roves you rong time
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We will rain death and inconvenience on our foes, and throw things at them if we should see them.
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Llava
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Rrava roves you rong time
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Green Ogre grain-crushing mill of Gnomes please! Good Wink to return from there on a significant subject, that of "Starforce", here information which should interest you: it was decided that protection anti-copy used on the next Ubisoft plays would not be the Starforce software. Thank you, I love Google translations. |
That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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I love Google translations.
Oh, good... for a moment I thought you had eaten too much Japanese candy. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Babelfish is somewhat less Engrishy. A Green Ogre grain-crushing mill of Gnomes please! To return from there good on an important subject, that of "Starforce", here information which should interest you: it was decided that protection anti-copy used on the next Ubisoft plays would not be the Starforce software. Thank you, Well, not really. |
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schild
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VICTORY
Now they just have to announce it for America and announce that it will be removed from HoMMV.
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Hoax
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l33t kiddie
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Doesn't that just translate to: We found something even more evil and fucked then Starforce prepare to have your entire house set on fire when you install our next game! mwahahahahahha Or something along those lines? |
A nation consists of its laws. A nation does not consist of its situation at a given time. If an individual's morals are situational, then that individual is without morals. If a nation's laws are situational, that nation has no laws, and soon isn't a nation.
-William Gibson
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Krakrok
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Yes, the games will come with their very own special agent man who will follow you around and make sure you don't 'share' your copy with anyone. |
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schild
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The limited edition has a Tin Foil Hat emblazoned with the UBISoft logo.
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