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on: May 18, 2004, 10:19:54 AM

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Reply #1 on: May 18, 2004, 11:17:31 AM

I wish you had posted that sooner... I would have saved $8.

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Reply #2 on: May 18, 2004, 11:26:02 AM

Even reading that condensed version was too long. I want my 15 minutes back.
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Reply #3 on: May 18, 2004, 11:28:27 AM

I got about 1/3 of the way through before I stopped reading. It made the point though, even 5 minutes of the story is too much.

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Reply #4 on: May 18, 2004, 12:02:52 PM

Ok, that was totally fucking hilarious

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Reply #5 on: May 18, 2004, 12:24:54 PM

Oh come on, that was hilarious.

Sorry you spent $8 on this.  I hope no one wonders why I don't go to see movies!
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Reply #6 on: May 18, 2004, 12:27:14 PM

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Oh come on, that was hilarious.

Sorry you spent $8 on this.  I hope no one wonders why I don't go to see movies!


The sad thing about reading that was not having an "ohh come on, but you left out XXX" moment.  This little summary not only catches every peice of major action in the movie, it also catches every subtle nuance and underlying plot stream, which should make you weep for how pathetic the movie really is..

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Reply #7 on: May 18, 2004, 01:34:48 PM

Read some of the others.. classic

BWL is funny tho.  It's like watching a Special Needs school take a field trip to a minefield.
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Reply #8 on: May 18, 2004, 01:58:38 PM

The Van Helsing one is brilliant also...

This woman is a riot!

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Reply #9 on: May 18, 2004, 09:48:49 PM

Funny stuff.  Accurate too, like the posters have already said.

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Reply #10 on: May 19, 2004, 07:26:23 AM

That was 15 minutes I shall treasure.

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Reply #11 on: May 19, 2004, 09:19:52 AM

Shit, am I the only one who liked Troy?

That shit was funny, though.

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