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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Penis problem earns inmate his freedomMarch 24 2005 at 02:51PM Plzen - A Czech prisoner serving time for theft has been freed and allowed to go back home to his wife after getting a permanent erection. The 37-year-old man was serving a six-month sentence in Plzen jail in the south-west of the country - and woke wardens in the early hours of the morning complaining he had an erection that would not go away. He told staff it was extremely painful and after prison doctors called to examine the erect member were unable to help, the man had to be taken to a specialist hospital in Prague, where surgeons were forced to operate to treat the problem. They said the man had been suffering from a rare condition known as priapismus in which blood becomes trapped in the penis during an erection and can only be treated through immediate surgery, local daily Pravo reported. After surgery, however, the man was allowed to go home, where medical experts said he would be better off being cared for by his wife than in the prison hospital. - Ananova.com |
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WayAbvPar
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Now that is a new definition of 'doing hard time'.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Now that is a new definition of 'doing hard time'.
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SirBruce
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Mrs. Convict was quoted as saying, "Why the fuck didn't you send him home BEFORE the surgery?"
Bruce
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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medical experts said he would be better off being cared for by his wife than in the prison hospital Heh. Says something about czech prison hospitals if he's better off not recovering in one... |
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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He must be Viagra's new Poster Child!
"The performance of Viagra is so great, people will be wow'ed....They'lll even let you out of jail, in respect of your, "accomplishment"."
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
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Paelos
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He must be Viagra's new Poster Child!
"The performance of Viagra is so great, people will be wow'ed....They'lll even let you out of jail, in respect of your, "accomplishment"."
Meet Bob. Bob's living large in cellblock C. He's got some well earned respect around the yard... |
CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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SirBruce
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If your erection lasts for more than four hours, call the Governor!
Bruce
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TheWalrus
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Whats Jeb got to do with this?
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schild
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Whats Jeb got to do with this?
Bruce will take any opporunity he can to be pervy. It doesn't matter a single bit if it's funny or not. Which it usually isn't. The above two posts being prime examples. |
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stray
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Whats Jeb got to do with this?
Bruce will take any opporunity he can to be pervy. It doesn't matter a single bit if it's funny or not. Which it usually isn't. The above two posts being prime examples. Though to be fair, I found his post in the Spidey thread about Black Cat to be....oddly suitable. |
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SirBruce
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Way to miss the joke. The point was, in the US, Governors are usually the ones that grant pardons and commute sentences, so if a guy was getting out of jail due to an erection, he'd be the one to be notified...
Bruce
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