- Automated baby spanker (the "Naughty Boy") - Deluxe Diaper Removal 3000 - Countertop edition - "Shock and Awwww" Baby Boundary system. No more fear of junior tumbling down the stairs. - The Wiper - Pacifier Headgear. No more wiping cat hair off little Billy's binkie. - The Barf Bib. Imagine one of those cones your dog gets after a trip to the neutering machine. - Sound-proofed head bubble. Self explanatory.
If any of these turns out to be right, you owe me one. million. dollars.
"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
I've had a slamdunk infant software invention for about 8 yrs. now and I've yet to even try and develop it. Amazing what people will buy for their children.
"See, the beauty of webgames is that I can play them on my phone while I'm plowing your mom." -Samwise
One of my grandfathers was an "inventor". Of the garden shed variety. He did invent one thing once that made him enough money for himself and my gran to live on (meagerly) for the rest of their lives, something to do with gas ignition systems in engines that allegedly was used in WWII.
He was very old when I was born, I barely knew him. The only useful thing I learned from him was that trying to improve the mechanics of rotary lawnmowers seems to lead to a reduction in the number of fingers one has.
"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
I just don't think a guy in your situation has the time or the risk tolerance to make a serious go at an invention. I'd look at these guys to get the idea in the hands of someone who can do some with it and get some profit sharing.
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