Evildrider
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Since we're bringing back old movies. I saw this again on ONDemand. I used to love this movie when I was younger, it's so bad it's good. I mean just check out this. |
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Mrbloodworth
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I love this movie.
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HaemishM
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Such a classic shitty movie.
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Chimpy
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Two words:
Space Herpes
EDIT: Shit, didn't look at the youtube link.
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JWIV
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One of my favorite childhood movies right there.
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Ironwood
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Only movie that ever gave me nightmares. Still not sure why.
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Abagadro
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Only movie that ever gave me nightmares. Still not sure why.
Castration assembly line is reason enough. |
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Venkman
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I didn't get some of the humor at the time, and it did nothing for me in later years. I think I remember enjoying it once though  |
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JWIV
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UnSub
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I've always thought this was a terrible film.
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Lantyssa
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I remember space herpes, some robot, and Anjelica Huston. I think her character became my proto-typical female pirate from then on.
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And really... how can you go wrong with any movie with Ron Perlman?  |
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Chimpy
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I've always thought this was a terrible film.
I don't think anyone denies it is pretty bad. But bad can be fun! |
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Furiously
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It was better than Cutthroat Island.
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Merusk
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I remember not hating Cutthroat Island when I saw it, but I was also 21 at the time. I saw it again recently and wow.. it was worse than I could have ever imagined.
Ice Pirates; not as bad as Cutthroat Island! Not an inspiring tagline, but one that fits. It's not a good movie, not even in the 'things int he 80s that were so bad they were good' way.
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Ingmar
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The worst pirate movie is The Pirate Movie.
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proudft
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Well, speaking of pirate musicals, Cutthroat Island can't get an F because it has really, really good music. Just like Conan the Barbarian is elevated by its musical score to a work of operatic art, Cutthroat Island is lifted to the heights of maybe a D+.
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Bonus points for early Ron Perlman.
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Bunk
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I just seem to remember Mary Crosby in a space princess outfit doing funny things to my private parts at the time as being one of the things I liked about this movie. I was 13.
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Lantyssa
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The worst pirate movie is The Pirate Movie.
I loved that movie... when I was 10. |
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Chimpy
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Since we are on the tangent of rating pirate movies...
Best pirate movie: Yellowbeard.
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Evildrider
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Since we are on the tangent of rating pirate movies...
Best pirate movie: Yellowbeard.
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Ghambit
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The entertainment suite in this movie is what got me interested in augmented reality as a kid.
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Furiously
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And space herpes.
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pxib
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In junior high I took part in some after-school drama classes. This movie happened to be the end of my teacher's strange film career. |
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