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Samwise

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Reply #70 on: September 02, 2010, 12:01:47 PM

Hey, here's a great helium pun I just thought of: I'm going to murder you all for being unfunny.

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Reply #71 on: September 02, 2010, 12:48:56 PM

Quote from: Samwise on September 02, 2010, 12:01:47 PM

Hey, here's a great helium pun I just thought of: I'm going to murder you all for being unfunny.

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Reply #72 on: September 02, 2010, 03:20:04 PM

My work here is done.

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Reply #73 on: September 02, 2010, 03:36:52 PM

10 PRINT "He"
20 ADD 1 to Unfunny
30 If Unfunny <=2 THEN GOTO 10

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Reply #74 on: September 02, 2010, 03:56:05 PM

Pff, done? This isn't so easy to run into the ground like hydrogen is.

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Reply #75 on: September 02, 2010, 04:34:32 PM

That joke blew up.

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Reply #76 on: September 02, 2010, 04:49:14 PM

I just looked up the properties of Helium-3 because of that. Potentially could be used as a fuel for fusion.

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Reply #77 on: September 02, 2010, 08:58:28 PM

I know Helium3 is important cause Mass Effect told me so.

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Reply #78 on: September 03, 2010, 07:17:45 AM

Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here.”

Helium doesn’t react.

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Reply #79 on: September 03, 2010, 07:20:53 AM

That is probably the only good element nerd joke.

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Reply #80 on: September 03, 2010, 07:27:46 AM

Hasn't this thread run out of gas yet?

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Reply #81 on: September 10, 2010, 06:37:40 AM

at this point I'm just using helium to inflate my post count

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