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Reply #35 on: August 25, 2010, 09:21:16 PM

Oh sure, a mod gets all elevated and then he's high and mighty.

 why so serious?

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Reply #36 on: August 25, 2010, 09:35:24 PM

This thread is just about to deflate.

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Reply #37 on: August 25, 2010, 09:41:28 PM

I think it's still got something left in the tank.

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Reply #38 on: August 26, 2010, 06:08:42 AM

I felt pressured to post in this thread.

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Reply #39 on: August 26, 2010, 06:19:17 AM

Woah, deut.!  That's heavy.

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Reply #40 on: August 26, 2010, 08:43:49 AM

Sometimes I worry about you people.

If you were really worried, you'd be doing something about the future dearth of helium. FOR THE CHILDREN!

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Reply #41 on: August 26, 2010, 09:28:17 AM

It would be great to see some kid let a balloon go at the state fair and yell "WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM KID, DON'T YOU KNOW WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF HELIUM?!"

Yeah, it would.
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Reply #42 on: August 30, 2010, 07:20:24 AM

They should use Hydrogen. Not only is it readilly avalible, but the explosions would reduce the world supply of idiots! Win win.
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Reply #43 on: August 30, 2010, 07:48:32 AM

No, they should just build nuclear plants that fuse the hydrogen into helium. There are no downsides to this plan.
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Reply #44 on: August 30, 2010, 07:51:24 AM

Don't make light of the situation.
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Reply #45 on: August 30, 2010, 07:54:18 AM

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Reply #46 on: August 30, 2010, 09:00:04 AM

Bah. That was so page 1.

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Reply #47 on: August 30, 2010, 12:48:13 PM

is that an iVader?

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Reply #48 on: August 30, 2010, 02:40:06 PM

is that an iVader?

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Jokes just displace the seriousness of the growing helium situation.
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Reply #49 on: August 30, 2010, 03:39:22 PM

Sometimes I worry about you people.

Ironic.
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Reply #50 on: August 30, 2010, 07:27:18 PM

YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY WHORE MOUTH!

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Reply #51 on: August 31, 2010, 10:24:19 AM

None of these last few comments have quite risen to the occasion.  Has this conversation gone inert?
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Reply #52 on: August 31, 2010, 11:39:36 AM

This thread is getting so bloodworthed, someone is going to blame all its problems on the unreal engine.
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Reply #53 on: August 31, 2010, 02:22:00 PM

HeHeHe...

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Reply #54 on: August 31, 2010, 02:30:51 PM

You guys are funny, but you're not going to get a reaction out of me.
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Reply #55 on: September 01, 2010, 08:33:58 AM

You guys laugh now, just wait until Helium prices balloon out of control.








needed to beat that balloon joke to death.

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Reply #56 on: September 01, 2010, 09:30:54 AM

You guys laugh now, just wait until Helium prices balloon out of control.
I'm pretty sure the prices are going to tank. Maybe Valve can get involved to take off some of the pressure.
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Reply #57 on: September 01, 2010, 09:46:21 AM

You guys laugh now, just wait until Helium prices balloon out of control.
I'm pretty sure the prices are going to tank. Maybe Valve can get involved to take off some of the pressure.

You really thing Helium prices are over-inflated?

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Reply #58 on: September 01, 2010, 10:13:58 AM

But with a lack of helium, how will parents pull elaborate hoaxes!
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Reply #59 on: September 01, 2010, 11:15:23 AM

This is the point where the obvious twist is to make some sort of masturbation joke regarding Hoax, but it's a crapshoot if he'd read it, so that makes it less fun.  Instead I'll just link a picture of a balloon.

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Reply #60 on: September 01, 2010, 11:33:14 AM

A tiny voice tells me that inflated prices will cause the market to burst.

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Reply #61 on: September 01, 2010, 12:25:29 PM

You should have said 'tinny'.  Would have been a double word score then.

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Reply #62 on: September 01, 2010, 02:56:51 PM

You guys are really fission now.

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Reply #63 on: September 01, 2010, 03:53:24 PM

Yeah, I'm thinking the thread is reaching a point where it can blow it out my ass.

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Reply #64 on: September 01, 2010, 07:36:11 PM

There's too much hot air in this thread.

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Reply #65 on: September 01, 2010, 07:47:13 PM

I think the momentum of this thread has deflated signifigantly.

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Reply #66 on: September 01, 2010, 07:51:22 PM

He He He

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Reply #67 on: September 01, 2010, 08:15:12 PM

The same comments keep getting floated again and again.
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Reply #68 on: September 02, 2010, 11:51:45 AM

He He He

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Reply #69 on: September 02, 2010, 11:59:02 AM

print "He" x 3

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