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Reply #35 on: March 02, 2010, 01:57:11 PM
Quote from: Morat20 on March 02, 2010, 01:24:43 PM
With this..it's not called a 'Killer Whale' because it's cuddly and harmless.


But it's so cute!
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Reply #36 on: March 03, 2010, 01:43:31 PM
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Reply #37 on: March 03, 2010, 09:07:13 PM
Do they have any idea how big this thing is? It's dorsal fins alone are 6 and a half feet long. It could probably bite the Great White Shark in Jaws in half.

Stoning would be as effective as arasol spray
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Reply #38 on: March 03, 2010, 09:43:05 PM
Quote from: Sir T on March 03, 2010, 09:07:13 PM
Stoning would be as effective as arasol spray

Just gotta use a big enough stone.
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Reply #39 on: March 04, 2010, 11:31:30 AM
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Reply #40 on: March 04, 2010, 12:02:44 PM
Quote from: HaemishM on March 04, 2010, 11:31:30 AM
Quote from: Mrbloodworth on March 03, 2010, 01:43:31 PM
American Family Association: Stone To Death Killer Whale Who Killed Trainer

I love the religious.

 ACK!  why so serious?

What the AFA apparently doesn't know is that both Tilly the whale and curator Chuck Thompson asked Jesus for forgiveness, as is afforded in the New Testament.  Seems they have forgotten how their own religion works!
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Reply #41 on: March 04, 2010, 12:04:29 PM
You don't stone an orca just because he eats someone named Jehovah!
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Reply #42 on: March 04, 2010, 04:07:05 PM
Quote from: Morat20 on March 02, 2010, 01:24:43 PM
I've heard at least two people state from personal experience, and at least one book mention it in passing, that there are people who will walk into Yellowstone and want to pet a Buffalo.

The number of dumb fucking tourists who decide that the local dump is the best place to go see bears and bring nothing but their camera and those little fucking bells never ceases to amaze me.  I've been asked where to go to see wolves as well, considering the only wolves we have in the area are the monstrous fucking timber wolves that are the size of a small deer I should learn to indulge these questions and let Darwin work his magic.
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