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Reply #35 on: September 10, 2009, 09:41:02 AM

And that same language is being posted in here, so it's not like this is any better.   Ohhhhh, I see.
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Reply #36 on: September 10, 2009, 09:41:26 AM

Pure.Win.

Keep posting them in here, I do not dare go to the site during office hours...NSFW and all.  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?
Where do you work? It's just some bad language.
He works in a church, obviously.
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Reply #37 on: September 10, 2009, 09:44:21 AM

Its probably not an issue of the actual content, just the URL.

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Reply #38 on: September 10, 2009, 10:48:47 AM

Apparently levar burton loves this shit.

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Reply #39 on: September 11, 2009, 08:35:01 AM

Pure.Win.

Keep posting them in here, I do not dare go to the site during office hours...NSFW and all.  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

Where do you work? It's just some bad language.

Its the URL mainly... bank... go figure.
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Reply #40 on: September 11, 2009, 12:22:49 PM

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Reply #41 on: October 01, 2009, 12:48:46 AM

This guy created an 'Ask me Anything' thread on Reddit.

Choice quote:
Q: Do you think your dad would be willing to post an "I am the dad from the shitmydadsays" AMA?
A: It's pretty hard to get him near the internet. He has a huge fear of it, not joking, because of that fucking Sandra Bullock movie the Net, and some weird report on CNN about identity theft he saw.
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Reply #42 on: October 02, 2009, 09:26:55 AM

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Reply #43 on: October 02, 2009, 05:19:03 PM

No! He dished Kate Beckinsale! That bastard! ACK!

Her acting is only marginally 'better' than that of Eliza Douchecanoe.

Fuck her acting. She's one of the few celebrities where I'd watch her doing something as simple as skinning a potato because she's just so god damn hot.

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Reply #44 on: October 03, 2009, 10:59:12 PM

No! He dished Kate Beckinsale! That bastard! ACK!
Her acting is only marginally 'better' than that of Eliza Douchecanoe.
Fuck her acting. She's one of the few celebrities where I'd watch her doing something as simple as skinning a potato because she's just so god damn hot.
Kate can act just fine when asked to (see: Cold Comfort Farm). Her American movies, however, didn't require that.
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