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Sunbury
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OK really obsure one here. I just heard the Doobie Brothers "Black Water" driving into work, (which I've heard since it was originally released) and I decided to look up the lyrics:
"Id like to hear some funky dixieland" (According to every Google source I looked at).
I don't care if that's whats written.
HE DOES NOT SING "LAND" !!!!!11!!!!!!!1 Sounds like "Lampert" to me. There is no "P" sound in "LAND"!!!!
LA---AND?
I can't figure out how anyone hears Dixieland from how its sung.
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Glad you could finally get that off your chest. We're here for you, man.
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Brogarn
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Please put down the knife. Would a hug help?
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taolurker
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Please put down the crackpipe. Would a hug help?
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Bunk
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What's wrong man? You wrapped up like a douche?
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Brogarn
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What's wrong man? You wrapped up like a douche?
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Excuse him, he just kissed some guy.
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rattran
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I can't decide if you're retarded, or trolling.
I'ma go with trolltarded.
"I'd like to hear some funky Dixieland,
pretty mama, come and take me by the hand"
And I hate you for getting that song stuck in my head. You're on the list now.
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schild
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I don't understand what else he could possibly be saying. It's perfectly clear live and recorded.
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Evildrider
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The OP is fail.
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Hutch
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I have the explanation:
His PC has absorbed so much malware from the lyrics sites he visited, that it's now taken over his machine.
Now it's cursoring through his favorites and posting nonsense.
"Old black water, keep on rolling
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Plant yourself like a tree
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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What the fuck is going on in here?
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Brogarn
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What the fuck is going on in here?
*snerk* Says the avatar of a sentient dinosaur wielding a gun. OP better fess the fuck up or there will be lead... |
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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"Bloody Nylons"
"Bloody Nylons"
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Endie
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Those bastards.
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Sunbury's last post? He's probably heading on down to dixielampert.
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"Bloody Nylons"
"Bloody Nylons"
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Tannhauser
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What's the matter OP? Tin roof....rusted?
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Musashi
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Every time you go away, you take a piece of pizza.
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AKA Gyoza
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What's the matter OP? Tin roof....rusted?
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sıɥʇ ǝʞıן sʞןɐʇ
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Can't have a misheard lyrics thread without this gem. |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
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Endie
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I liked that "Eating Trifles" song by the Jam.
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