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on: April 06, 2009, 07:23:25 AM


1) Don't try to rape a raccoon. It won't end well for you or your penis.

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Reply #1 on: April 06, 2009, 08:27:18 AM

"When I saw the raccoon, I thought I'd have some fun"

 ACK!

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Reply #2 on: April 06, 2009, 08:49:09 AM

Exactly how much Vodka do you have to drink before you get the beer-goggle effect while looking at angry procynids?

The follow-on from today's Sun newspaper makes it even better:

“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.
“That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with."

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Reply #3 on: April 06, 2009, 09:47:41 AM

Russian plastic surgeons working on a penis, what could go wrong?   ACK!

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Reply #4 on: April 06, 2009, 10:03:37 AM


Quote from: The Raccoon of Moscow, Russia 1:43pm January 27, 2009
    I don't regret it!


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Reply #5 on: April 06, 2009, 10:14:42 AM

God, Russia is awesome. It's like the Florida of the East.
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Reply #6 on: April 06, 2009, 10:17:53 AM

Russians, enough said.

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Reply #7 on: April 06, 2009, 10:20:19 AM

Quote from: The Raccoon of Moscow, Russia 1:43pm January 27, 2009
    I don't regret it!
Doesn't seem he learned the Important Life Lesson.

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Reply #8 on: April 06, 2009, 10:22:13 AM

Quote from: The Raccoon of Moscow, Russia 1:43pm January 27, 2009
    I don't regret it!
Doesn't seem he learned the Important Life Lesson.
Considering he's the raccoon, he obviously did. When being raped, bite the dick off. Seems pretty important to a furry woodland creature.
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Reply #9 on: April 06, 2009, 01:02:20 PM

Exactly how much Vodka do you have to drink before you get the beer-goggle effect while looking at angry procynids?
I have to ask that all the time.  I don't get it.

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Reply #10 on: April 06, 2009, 01:57:16 PM

Note to homo sapiens, human penis does not go in to red panda.

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Reply #11 on: April 06, 2009, 05:34:06 PM

Note to homo sapiens, human penis does not go in to red panda.

That joke has layers.

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Reply #12 on: April 08, 2009, 02:50:02 PM

I didn't know Bruce had moved to Russia.

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