If Someone buys my sub for WoW, I will join a raiding guild.

[ahoythematey]

I grief people by rolling need on stuff I don't need in PUGs.  Whoops, didn't mean to roll need sowwy guys.

[Azazel]

Where've you been?

At work. And not reading the latest bits of the AoConan threads.

[Simond]

I will hardcore play for months. Get all the way up. And then totally fuck with them on vent and make the guild fall apart and chronicle it. Whatcha say? Anyone want to join in on this?

Something Awful called, they want their gimmick back.

You're thinking of that one dude from Eve and no one else. The SA gimmick for WoW is to join RP servers and be in-character assholes. Or figure out how to grief people with warlock summons/etc.

That reminds me, I need to level up my warlock on Sporeggar some more. 

[cevik]

I will hardcore play for months. Get all the way up. And then totally fuck with them on vent and make the guild fall apart and chronicle it. Whatcha say? Anyone want to join in on this?

Something Awful called, they want their gimmick back.

You're thinking of that one dude from Eve and no one else. The SA gimmick for WoW is to join RP servers and be in-character assholes. Or figure out how to grief people with warlock summons/etc.

SA's gimmick is to grief people in online games and then post their stupidity on the internet, the very premise of what schild is suggesting here.  Sure he wants to grief an ubar guild instead of role players or cybering people for gold of the myriad of other things SA has done, but seriously, this isn't new shocking stuff he's proposing.

Perhaps I think too highly of him, but I'm sure he can come up with something more original.

[Kirth]

I will hardcore play for months. Get all the way up. And then totally fuck with them on vent and make the guild fall apart and chronicle it. Whatcha say? Anyone want to join in on this?

Something Awful called, they want their gimmick back.

You're thinking of that one dude from Eve and no one else. The SA gimmick for WoW is to join RP servers and be in-character assholes. Or figure out how to grief people with warlock summons/etc.

SA's gimmick is to grief people in online games and then post their stupidity on the internet, the very premise of what schild is suggesting here.  Sure he wants to grief an ubar guild instead of role players or cybering people for gold of the myriad of other things SA has done, but seriously, this isn't new shocking stuff he's proposing.

Perhaps I think too highly of him, but I'm sure he can come up with something more original.

Run a raiding guild, become so hardcore that you are capable of a "world first". Then at the eve of your victory either get the kill but gkick everone and claim all the "glory" yourself or just pull a guild bank ninja and disband. the nerdrage would be epic.

[Nonentity]

I will support this debauchery - as long as I can abuse you for the Refer-A-Friend system.

I'm in a big douchebag guild myself, but I'm not a raider - I'm one of the leechers who goes on raids with alts because I don't put in that many hours.

[Lantyssa]

I'll support this plan if someone pays for my subscription so I can refer Nix.  No drama or guild-destroying involved.  I just want a pony.

I'll further back Nonentity supporting this so he can get one, too.

[Nonentity]

I'm less for the pony, and more for the 3x experience modifier.

[sinij]

Schild I will take you into my guild and will pay for your subscription. I will *not* pay for your mental health fees after we are done with you.

[Musashi]

I bet 5 internets if he ever got into a real WoW raiding guild he'd end up liking it.  Especially since I think WotLK is going to be a good expansion.

[Nebu]

I bet 5 internets if he ever got into a real WoW raiding guild he'd end up liking it.  Especially since I think WotLK is going to be a good expansion.

This is Schild we're talking about.  I'll take that bet. 

[schild]

Yea, I'm over this already. WoW sucks and everyone playing is doing it wrong. So I've changed my plan.

Got you fuckers good though.

[Nonentity]

Yea, I'm over this already. WoW sucks and everyone playing is doing it wrong. So I've changed my plan.

Got you fuckers good though.

I had no aspirations of WoW shenanigans with you, schild. I KNOW YOUR MINDSET.

[Kirth]

WoW sucks and everyone playing is doing it wrong.

Doing what wrong excatly?

[Merusk]

Having fun.

Have you not read any of his MMO-related posts, ever?

[Dren]

Having fun.

Have you not read any of his MMO-related posts, ever?

It isn't that you aren't having fun.  You aren't having fun the right way!

Pay him a fee and he will mind meld with, my son.  Schild will show us the way.

[schild]

[Kirth]

I knew the answer when I asked, just one of those things. 

[Merusk]

Having fun.

Have you not read any of his MMO-related posts, ever?

It isn't that you aren't having fun.  You aren't having fun the right way!

Err.. yes, that's what I said.

"Doing what wrong?" "Having fun."   = "You aren't having fun the right way."

[lamaros]

Yea, I'm over this already. WoW sucks and everyone playing is doing it wrong. So I've changed my plan.

Got you fuckers good though.

Quality gags you got there. You should try get a show on MTV or something.

[schild]

Yea, I'm over this already. WoW sucks and everyone playing is doing it wrong. So I've changed my plan.

Got you fuckers good though.

Quality gags you got there. You should try get a show on MTV or something.

I tried to get a job on Undressed as a grip. And by grip I mean creepy guy that hooks up with the girls.

[Ratman_tf]

Yea, I'm over this already. WoW sucks and everyone playing is doing it wrong. So I've changed my plan.

Got you fuckers good though.

[Oban]

Yea, I'm over this already. WoW sucks and everyone playing is doing it wrong. So I've changed my plan.

Got you fuckers good though.

I want the money I sent you for the subscription back or else I will post about this on f13.net.

[schild]

Huh? What? did you submit it to the server fund?

[Azazel]

Yea, I'm over this already. WoW sucks and everyone playing is doing it wrong. So I've changed my plan.

Got you fuckers good though.

How. Totally. Surprising.

 

[Endie]

You should have done it in Eve, and if I had read this thread at the time I would have lent you a character with which to do it.  In stark contrast to Wow, Eve requires comparatively little effort and even less time to insert yourself as a key member of a corporation: it helps to be able to devote 5 or 6 hours a week to PvPing, and more will yield faster results, but there is no need to raid several times a week for hours at a time.  Social skills and the right choice of target will do to inveigle yourself sufficiently to cause substantial drama and damage.

One problem is that being "the best spy in Eve" puts you up against some pretty stiff competition.  Getting even vaguely noticeable drama (meaning that you won't get yawned at on the forums) means reaching a level where you can fuck over thousands of people, like one goon did with ISS.  Or stealing many tens of thousands of dollars' worth of stuff, like happened to Bob.  Or at least getting an NYT article about your exploits.  On the level of "join corp, become trusted, steal all their stuff" Goons, and no doubt others, do this many times a month.