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on: May 15, 2008, 05:45:51 AM


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Reply #1 on: May 15, 2008, 06:01:44 AM

Risky Business.
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Reply #2 on: May 15, 2008, 06:07:37 AM

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They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

This... this is epic motherfucking awesome right here.

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Reply #3 on: May 15, 2008, 06:17:54 AM

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They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

This... this is epic motherfucking awesome right here.
I was about to quote that as well.

If someone actually falls for this ...  ACK!

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Reply #4 on: May 15, 2008, 06:41:18 AM

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Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

Well, as far as I can tell a major pre-req for public service is a penchant for high-priced call-girls to act out weird fetishes with.  Sounds like he's just about there.

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Reply #5 on: May 15, 2008, 07:06:23 AM

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They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

This... this is epic motherfucking awesome right here.

Absolutely agree. Fucking epic.
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Reply #6 on: May 15, 2008, 07:29:16 AM

That kid is an evil genius in the making.

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Reply #7 on: May 15, 2008, 08:24:51 AM

So the little bastard steals $30,000 from his dad... and gets a free trip to Disney out of it?  Awesome.
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Reply #8 on: May 15, 2008, 08:26:25 AM

So the little bastard steals $30,000 from his dad... and gets a free trip to Disney out of it?  Awesome.

Well, his father is a lawyer.

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Reply #9 on: May 15, 2008, 09:33:10 AM

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Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

Dear Diary,
Jackpot!
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Reply #10 on: May 15, 2008, 10:46:38 AM

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Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

I was going to post this story a couple of days ago when i first saw it but that line right there convinced me the whole thing had to be a hoax.

Over and out.
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Reply #11 on: May 15, 2008, 12:03:17 PM

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Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

I was going to post this story a couple of days ago when i first saw it but that line right there convinced me the whole thing had to be a hoax.

lol, I double checked to make sure it wasn't The Onion.

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Reply #12 on: May 16, 2008, 01:49:31 PM

Outed as a hoax a couple days ago.
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