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Reply #105 on: January 29, 2008, 08:58:38 AM

I really like Jeff Goldblum.  I barely even know who Ryan Reynolds is. 

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Reply #106 on: January 29, 2008, 09:00:52 AM

Well then, take the banana out of your mouth and go rent a Van Wilder movie or Blade Trinity.

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Reply #107 on: January 29, 2008, 09:24:02 AM

I mean by comparison.  Don't be a shitnitz! 

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Reply #108 on: January 29, 2008, 09:51:25 AM

Why's everyone hating on my avatar?  Goldblum's a master thespian, he is!
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Reply #109 on: January 29, 2008, 01:10:49 PM

Ryan Reynolds gave me THUNDERCUNT. He is a God.

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Reply #110 on: January 29, 2008, 02:22:47 PM


It's really sad to admit I love the first two karate kid movies. I can watch that final fight scene in the first one over and over. I'm such an 80s movie dork.

Ryan Reynolds gave me THUNDERCUNT. He is a God.

Agreed.

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Reply #111 on: January 29, 2008, 03:01:40 PM

I've seen one movie with him and it sucked (Smoking Aces?).
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Reply #112 on: January 29, 2008, 04:31:14 PM

I think he's funny and I think she is hot.
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Reply #113 on: January 29, 2008, 04:39:20 PM

She is delicious.

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Reply #114 on: January 29, 2008, 07:29:12 PM

Ryan Reynolds gave me THUNDERCUNT. He is a God.

And not just thundercunt, but cock juggling thundercunt.  Ohhhhh, I see.
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Reply #115 on: January 30, 2008, 06:08:59 AM

Ryan Reynolds gave me THUNDERCUNT. He is a God.

And not just thundercunt, but cock juggling thundercunt.  Ohhhhh, I see.

I thought it was cock gobbling thundercunt? But yeah, that one scene along with "Hello my name is Fuck You" made that movie bearable. Well, that and Jessica Biel naked in the shower, even if it was meant to be a dramatic moment.

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Reply #116 on: January 30, 2008, 06:30:27 AM

Blade Trinity wasn't a very good film.  In fact, I thought it was pretty awful.  I haven't seen Van Wilder but from the calibre of jokes I've heard from it, I probably don't want to anyway.  They both received very medicre reviews, too... well, at least those that weren't bad were mediocre.   I did see Smokin' Aces on tv and it was pretty forgettable.    When I looked him up, I noticed that he had two recent films out that I hadn't seen and one of them (Chaos Theory)  has had very good reviews from several critics.  Maybe he's choosing better.

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Reply #117 on: January 30, 2008, 06:47:57 AM

Just as an aside on this, he was dating Alanis Morrissette for a long time (Hollywood long)



Anyone ever see the movie "Waiting"? He wasn't too bad in that....with that young looking guy from the Mac vs. PC commercials.  Didn't like him in Blade - same "witty" character in every film.

Of course he dated Alanis. He's Canadian. I think it's required by law or something. That said, Alanis looks good there.

And a good Ryan Reynolds flick, IMO is "Just Friends" That and probably "Fool Proof", if you dig those sorta flicks.
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