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Title: New Staff Member
Post by: schild on August 23, 2006, 05:56:58 PM
Everyone give kittens to Xilren's Twin.

I'll also be looking for another News poster. If you're interested in such a thing, send uhm an "application" in the form of a PM to me.


Title: Re: New Staff Member
Post by: Trippy on August 23, 2006, 06:03:47 PM
A pair of kittens! In cups!

(http://www.pandadesigns.com/f13/kitten_cups.jpg)


Title: Re: New Staff Member
Post by: Samwise on August 23, 2006, 06:21:26 PM
(http://themes.myqth.com/Wallpaper/Kitten%20Wallpaper.jpg)


Title: Re: New Staff Member
Post by: Lantyssa on August 23, 2006, 07:01:48 PM
Gods, I'm going to be stuck in this thread making odd little noises for days now. :x

Congrats to Xilren and his Twin though!


Title: Re: New Staff Member
Post by: stray on August 23, 2006, 07:14:07 PM
(http://www.findakitten.co.uk/images/gallerykitten29.jpg)


Title: Re: New Staff Member
Post by: Signe on August 23, 2006, 07:19:41 PM
Two headed duck!

(http://www.magicofchristopher.com/frierson/2hdduk.jpg)

And it's dead!   :-)


Title: Re: New Staff Member
Post by: Righ on August 23, 2006, 07:31:50 PM
(http://www.ljplus.ru/img/_kag0r_/kisa.jpg)


Title: Re: New Staff Member
Post by: Yoru on August 23, 2006, 08:27:14 PM
Why am I somehow not surprised that Righ pulled out the Scottish Fold?

Awesome breed of cat, that.


Title: Re: New Staff Member
Post by: Strazos on August 24, 2006, 04:45:05 AM
(http://epickid.com/kitty/happycat.jpg)

Yeah, it's not a kitten. Still my favorite cat.


Title: Re: New Staff Member
Post by: Cyrrex on August 24, 2006, 04:48:52 AM
Haha, that cat looks like it's posing for a highschool yearbook photo.


Title: Re: New Staff Member
Post by: schild on August 24, 2006, 04:50:01 AM
A High School photo for Deary or wherever King set Pet Sematary.


Title: Re: New Staff Member
Post by: Sky on August 24, 2006, 06:37:28 AM
(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c198/cute_otm/kitten.jpg)


Title: Re: New Staff Member
Post by: Miasma on August 24, 2006, 06:45:17 AM
Give'em hell.
(http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/4064/angrycatbm9.jpg)


Title: Re: New Staff Member
Post by: Signe on August 24, 2006, 08:54:56 AM
So where are he?  Is he going to pop in say something?  He better hurry.  I'm having the urge to post more pictures of freaky dead animals.


Title: Re: New Staff Member
Post by: Righ on August 24, 2006, 09:26:16 AM
While you're waiting, watch some cats (schild should embed it for us):

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BHJ9eUkjWgY


Title: Re: New Staff Member
Post by: Morfiend on August 24, 2006, 09:34:19 AM
Ding grats.

(http://www.paltalkhunt.com/Funny/cat.jpg)


Title: Re: New Staff Member
Post by: Xilren's Twin on August 24, 2006, 10:11:03 AM
Thanks for the felines all.  I would just like to say that no animals were harmed by the process that made me green....

as far as I know.

Xilren


Title: Re: New Staff Member
Post by: Signe on August 24, 2006, 10:19:37 AM
OMG!  You're green!  I should have posted freaky dead frogs!


Title: Re: New Staff Member
Post by: Lantyssa on August 24, 2006, 01:31:02 PM
(http://iria.chem.uh.edu/f13/superspoon.jpg)


Title: Re: New Staff Member
Post by: Yegolev on August 24, 2006, 01:38:47 PM
Yo momma is a staff writer.












Welcome aboard.


Title: Re: New Staff Member
Post by: Tale on August 24, 2006, 04:22:04 PM
Quote
Your search - "freaky dead frogs" - did not match any documents.

(http://www-users.cs.umn.edu/~cosley/photoalbum/parents/dusty-fierce.jpg)


Title: Re: New Staff Member
Post by: Cheddar on August 24, 2006, 04:46:00 PM
Does this mean we are no longer allowed to tell him to fuck off?   :nda:

Grats, man!


Title: Re: New Staff Member
Post by: Xerapis on August 24, 2006, 08:44:04 PM
~insert obligatory welcoming of our Twin Xilren overlords here~





Title: Re: New Staff Member
Post by: Llava on August 24, 2006, 08:48:32 PM
 :hello_kitty:


Title: Re: New Staff Member
Post by: Signe on August 24, 2006, 11:05:30 PM
:hello_kitty:

So lazy.


Title: Re: New Staff Member
Post by: Llava on August 25, 2006, 05:17:03 AM
I'd found a picture of a cat, but I decided I liked this idea better.


Title: Re: New Staff Member
Post by: Sky on August 25, 2006, 06:25:55 AM
(http://www.wizards.com/global/images/magic/general/Staff_of_Domination.jpg)


Title: Re: New Staff Member
Post by: bhodi on August 25, 2006, 07:05:57 AM
WTF that thing is uber.


Title: Re: New Staff Member
Post by: Righ on August 25, 2006, 07:09:19 AM
A wizard's staff has a knob on the end
It never will buckle, it never will bend
He cherishes it, and he calls it his friend,
and he frequently takes it in hand.


Title: Re: New Staff Member
Post by: Miasma on August 25, 2006, 12:13:01 PM
I also offer pygmy marmoset monkeys:

(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20060824/i/r3005861881.jpg)

I just liked the picture and needed an excuse to post it.


Title: Re: New Staff Member
Post by: Signe on August 25, 2006, 12:56:03 PM
Fucking hell!  Do you really own those thingies?  Mail me one!  I'll send you a stamp!


Title: Re: New Staff Member
Post by: Miasma on August 25, 2006, 01:01:33 PM
They're not mine, I would never let my index finger get so dirty.  I think it's marmoset goo.

There is a link here but not a story, just a blurb. (http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=1778&e=3&u=/060824/ids_photos_wl/r3005861881.jpg)


Title: Re: New Staff Member
Post by: Signe on August 25, 2006, 01:02:36 PM
They do look kind of squished.   :-(


Title: Re: New Staff Member
Post by: WayAbvPar on August 25, 2006, 01:35:02 PM
Fucking hell!  Do you really own those thingies?  Mail me one!  I'll send you a stamp!

He could probably just staple one to a postcard.


Title: Re: New Staff Member
Post by: Xilren's Twin on August 25, 2006, 02:25:32 PM
Fucking hell!  Do you really own those thingies?  Mail me one!  I'll send you a stamp!

He could probably just staple one to a postcard.

Bah, this is 2006.  Squeeze one through a fax machine...


Title: Re: New Staff Member
Post by: Llava on August 25, 2006, 03:26:56 PM
Those are newborns, they grow to over a foot according to the article.

Otherwise I'd totally keep a thumb-sized monkey as a pet.  So it throws poop, who cares?  It's gotta be practically microscopic.


Title: Re: New Staff Member
Post by: Sky on August 28, 2006, 06:26:20 AM
You could name it Boo.


Title: Re: New Staff Member
Post by: Righ on August 28, 2006, 12:16:06 PM
As a child I had a pet hamster, named Spanky. Those were the only pure days in my life. Every day was perfection. Oh, the pain! If I could just hold a hamster while I die, perhaps I could capture the innocence of my youth and die a happy gnome.


Title: Re: New Staff Member
Post by: Riggswolfe on August 28, 2006, 02:52:45 PM
You could name it Boo.

Go for the eyes Boo!

Sorry, couldn't resist. Grats Xilren's Twin. Will we ever meet Xilren btw?


Title: Re: New Staff Member
Post by: Yegolev on August 29, 2006, 02:32:13 PM
Right, let's talk about that Magic card instead of things that shit.


Title: Re: New Staff Member
Post by: hal on September 02, 2006, 07:30:11 PM
I for one welcome our poo flinging overlords. Grats you're grace. By the way how does one get a promotion in this chicken shit company?


Title: Re: New Staff Member
Post by: Rasix on September 02, 2006, 11:46:19 PM
I for one welcome our poo flinging overlords. Grats you're grace. By the way how does one get a promotion in this chicken shit company?

A series of tests.  The swimsuit competition is by far the toughest.

BTW, it's your.  :wink:


Title: Re: New Staff Member
Post by: Signe on September 03, 2006, 08:00:51 AM
Hey look, it's Grace!  Hey Grace!


Title: Re: New Staff Member
Post by: Lantyssa on September 03, 2006, 09:08:14 AM
A series of tests.  The swimsuit competition is by far the toughest.
Are any style points awarded for draping oneself with the Grammar Snake while in the swimsuit?


Title: Re: New Staff Member
Post by: Sky on September 05, 2006, 06:32:06 AM
Is that some kind of phallic joke?


Title: Re: New Staff Member
Post by: Merusk on September 05, 2006, 09:15:05 AM
Hey look, it's Grace!  Hey Grace!

Signe's given in and changed her avatar again!  I kinda liked the creepy rubber-gloved people. Ah well, death of a phonebooth isn't as creepy, but it's kind of amusing.


Title: Re: New Staff Member
Post by: Lantyssa on September 05, 2006, 02:51:47 PM
Is that some kind of phallic joke?
Only if it influences the judges favorably.