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Title: I can't imagine how this might have upset anyone.
Post by: Samwise on June 06, 2006, 11:20:17 AM
Radio show apologizes for rape poll. (http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2006-06-06T123932Z_01_PEK208903_RTRUKOC_0_US-HONGKONG-RADIO.xml&src=rssl)


Title: Re: I can't imagine how this might have upset anyone.
Post by: WayAbvPar on June 06, 2006, 11:48:20 AM
The fact that they specifically chose to couch it in terms of sexual assault is kind of disturbing.


Title: Re: I can't imagine how this might have upset anyone.
Post by: Samwise on June 06, 2006, 12:50:41 PM
Kind of?


Title: Re: I can't imagine how this might have upset anyone.
Post by: Ironwood on June 06, 2006, 03:30:22 PM
Yeah, Yeah.

The important question : Who won the poll ?


Title: Re: I can't imagine how this might have upset anyone.
Post by: Sky on June 07, 2006, 06:27:32 AM
Well, to be honest it does make for an interesting hypothetical exercise. The candidate would have to be attractive enough to want to screw, but have negative qualities to bring violence upon herself.

Right now I'm thinking Lindsey Lohan, I'm so tired of that vapid whour. But she does have nice cans.


Title: Re: I can't imagine how this might have upset anyone.
Post by: HaemishM on June 07, 2006, 09:30:58 AM
Right now I'm thinking Lindsey Lohan, I'm so tired of that vapid whour. But she does have nice cans.

Jessica Simpson or pre-K Fed Britney.


Title: Re: I can't imagine how this might have upset anyone.
Post by: Signe on June 07, 2006, 10:34:06 AM
Well, to be honest it does make for an interesting hypothetical exercise. The candidate would have to be attractive enough to want to screw, but have negative qualities to bring violence upon herself.

Right now I'm thinking Lindsey Lohan, I'm so tired of that vapid whour. But she does have nice cans.

Isn't a can a butt?  How many butts does she have?


Title: Re: I can't imagine how this might have upset anyone.
Post by: HaemishM on June 07, 2006, 11:18:30 AM
A can is a butt. Cans are a pair of breasts.


Title: Re: I can't imagine how this might have upset anyone.
Post by: Mesozoic on June 07, 2006, 11:23:28 AM
Lets all just stick to the tits and ass nomenclature system, shall we?


Title: Re: I can't imagine how this might have upset anyone.
Post by: Sky on June 07, 2006, 01:36:31 PM
Lets all just stick to the tits and ass nomenclature system, shall we?
Oh hell no!

Penn Gillette: "We asked for a girl with big envelopes. Apparently they didn't know that plurals regarding women refer to breasts. So...we got a woman with actual big envelopes." (paraphrased from the latest ep, Abstinence)


Title: Re: I can't imagine how this might have upset anyone.
Post by: Lantyssa on June 07, 2006, 03:15:58 PM
Penn Gillette: "We asked for a girl with big envelopes. Apparently they didn't know that plurals regarding women refer to breasts. So...we got a woman with actual big envelopes." (paraphrased from the latest ep, Abstinence)
Asperger's for the win!


Title: Re: I can't imagine how this might have upset anyone.
Post by: Ironwood on June 08, 2006, 02:13:54 AM
Well, to be honest it does make for an interesting hypothetical exercise. The candidate would have to be attractive enough to want to screw, but have negative qualities to bring violence upon herself.

Right now I'm thinking Lindsey Lohan, I'm so tired of that vapid whour. But she does have nice cans.


J Lo then.

She deserves some serious loving for a nice body and some serious violence for having the most misbegotten mind in the history of assholeness.


Title: Re: I can't imagine how this might have upset anyone.
Post by: Sky on June 08, 2006, 06:43:59 AM
Penn Gillette: "We asked for a girl with big envelopes. Apparently they didn't know that plurals regarding women refer to breasts. So...we got a woman with actual big envelopes." (paraphrased from the latest ep, Abstinence)
Asperger's for the win!
Hrm?


Title: Re: I can't imagine how this might have upset anyone.
Post by: Lantyssa on June 08, 2006, 12:38:10 PM
Asperger's is generally considered a high-functioning form of autism.  While having varying degrees of difficulty in relating to others socially, most can get by without assistance (unlike most forms of autism), and can learn to deal with social situations through practice.  Asperger's-like symptoms are also a possible indication of celiac disease, although one does not necessarily cause the other.

Those affected by it tend to take statements very literally.


Title: Re: I can't imagine how this might have upset anyone.
Post by: bhodi on June 08, 2006, 12:50:07 PM
I really liked Elizabeth Moon's 'the speed of dark'.

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Title: Re: I can't imagine how this might have upset anyone.
Post by: Sky on June 09, 2006, 06:45:35 AM
Quote
Those affected by it tend to take statements very literally.
Where do they take them?


Title: Re: I can't imagine how this might have upset anyone.
Post by: Lantyssa on June 09, 2006, 01:24:54 PM
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Those affected by it tend to take statements very literally.
Where do they take them?
Frequently a bank.


Title: Re: I can't imagine how this might have upset anyone.
Post by: Sky on June 09, 2006, 02:06:24 PM
A trooper took a statement from me once. Maybe he had this assburger thing.


Title: Re: I can't imagine how this might have upset anyone.
Post by: Ironwood on June 09, 2006, 03:10:20 PM
This is an Assburger.  It is made from Ass and Poo.


Title: Re: I can't imagine how this might have upset anyone.
Post by: Murgos on June 10, 2006, 06:57:05 AM
This is an Assburger.  It is made from Ass and Poo.

You forgot the sandwich guy.