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Title: Opening Day! Post by: WayAbvPar on April 03, 2006, 02:24:02 PM Hope springs eternal, and the Mariners are tied for first place, at least until the first game is over.
This article (http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=gallo/060403_april) is fucking hilarious if you are a baseball fan. Check through all the months. It was written by the guy who does the Sports Pickle...very good stuff. Title: Re: Opening Day! Post by: HaemishM on April 03, 2006, 02:41:50 PM I have this afternoon's Cubs' game on my Tivo waiting for me tonight. I'm stoked.
Title: Re: Opening Day! Post by: Shockeye on April 03, 2006, 03:12:49 PM I have this afternoon's Cubs' game on my Tivo waiting for me tonight. I'm stoked. I haven't seen the game or heard anything about it, but I can tell you that they lost. They are the Cubs, after all. Title: Re: Opening Day! Post by: HaemishM on April 04, 2006, 07:34:25 AM I have this afternoon's Cubs' game on my Tivo waiting for me tonight. I'm stoked. I haven't seen the game or heard anything about it, but I can tell you that they lost. They are the Cubs, after all. They won 16-7, bitch. FIRST PLACE! Until tomorrow, that is. Title: Re: Opening Day! Post by: HaemishM on April 04, 2006, 12:14:37 PM Bill Simmons summarizes Opening Day (http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/060404).
Quote 11:37 -- Lowell weakly grounds out to end the second. I don't want to say that he looks finished, but the only thing missing from his Boston at-bats this spring is a pack of coyotes cautiously approaching him from different angles. Title: Re: Opening Day! Post by: Shockeye on April 04, 2006, 12:43:16 PM Quote from: Bill Simmons 7:06 -- This seems like a good time to mention tonight's sponsors for the game: Avis, Charles Schwab, Geico, and, of course, Beezlebub. New York's starting lineup: 1. Judas, CF 2. Derek Jeter, SS 3. Alleged Roider Gary Sheffield, RF 4. Mr. March, Alex Rodriguez, SS 5. Roider Jason Giambi, 1B 6. Avid Porn Collector Hideki Matsui, LF 7. The Wuss, Jorge Posada, C 8. The Artist Formerly Known As Bernie Williams, DH 9. Robinson Cano, 2B. Beautiful. |