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40 minute MP3 of a guild breaking up on vent.  (http://files.filefront.com/getchazip/;4746191;;/fileinfo.htmleinfo.html) It's priceless.

http://www.totgoesboom.ytmnd.com/

http://www.getcha.ytmnd.com/

Now that I think of it.. I have no idea how many felnarion belt/bracers our guild bank has.  Coup time.

Holy fucking monkey shit, it's times like that that make me remember why I stopped leading a fucking guild.

Panties bunched. Whines screeched. Vaginas sandy. Loot whored.

I have a split eardrum from that whiny bitch's voice.

I think i heard robot jesus speak at one point.

Getcha is a liar!

The hard part is concentrating to understand what they're saying through their accents. The echos don't help either.

Also, I wouldn't call that sand.. I'd call it the whole fuckin' beach.

"I've been on the good end of Getcha"   ..lolz

"did anyone else offer to help out with organizing the guild bank? no!"...

..."the guild bank's on my account, I'm not gonna give any mo'fuckers access to my account"


gold, Jerry. Gold!

Internet.

Just remember kids... there are no winners in a Vent war. Only losers with nerdy voices.

Can't you allow guild bank access without letting someone log into your account? Or is there not a "guild bank" function in WoW, like EQ2.

Any "guild bank" in WoW is a character created especially to hold coin and goods.

Unfortunatly all being in a guild grants you in wow is a chat channel and a tabbard and a tab in your social interface to show who is in your guild.

The funny thing about raiding is its not so much the raids I dislike I enjoy a good fight in interesting areas but I cannot tolerate the god damn drama anymore.


kaid

So EQ2 has better guild feature sets than WoW. I'm actually surprised. Of course, I think it took an expansion for that to happen, but still, it's funny.

Also, drama is why I'm not in any "serious" guilds anymore. All 3 of the guilds I've been heavily involved with have usually had MAJOR drama whether it was called for or not.

A Guild bank would be a welcome feature, but I'm not sure it would stop DRAMA.

I don't think HD had any real serious drama, unless I was oblivious to something major?  Maybe I just have thicker skin?

EH? You must have missed that night on TS when the leader and his wife pretty much ended their marriage, which started with the leader smashing his computer into little bits after yet another SB.exe at a tense moment.

And no, that leader wasn't me.

Lol.  Post that.

Ahh.. I must have not logged in that night.. :)

I don't think anyone logged it.

And I now can't recall if it was TS or it was in officer chat. But it was ugly, brought on by a lot of frustration over the loopholes and stupidity in the city warfare design of SB.

We had a marriage split in our alliance that almost broke it up. The wife was one of the leaders, and she was sleeping with...one of the OTHER leaders because they were friends IRL. The ex-husband went beserk obviously. He split his guild up and tried to sink the alliance, but basically just ended up making himself look like a giant douche and he transferred off the server. Now the new couple are still raid leaders, and since I'm MT we're supposedly "in this together" to some people. I'm like, hey I'm not banging either of them.

Stop it?  It would just unlock a whole new world of drama to explore!  Just imagine when the uber dildo of catassery goes missing from the guild vault...  :thumbs_up:

I recall the marriage breaking up in the HD guild, but I didn't realize that part of that breakup had made it into teamspeak/officer chat (though I wish I had been there, watching other people's misery is good stuff).  However, with that case or in the case of your description here, I can't imagine that the marriage was healthy outside of the game, and I can't imagine the breakup really had anything to do with the game (other than, like ALL things in life, the game was a vehicle for the frustrations of the couple.. if they didn't play the game the marriage would have probably broken up over sharing of the remote control, or the toilet seat being up or down, etc)..

But I do apologize Haemish, I guess you are bad luck for guilds.. :)

We had a rl relationship (living together) breakup in UO.  The guild leader and guild mistress.  Yeah, that put a damper on things for a few months.  They left and we moved on.

And they say these games aren't real...Bullocks!

Yeah, marriages don't break up because of games, they can just exacerbate the problems already there.

Guilds are bad luck for me. :) I can only say that I caused the drama once, but I feel I was justified. Maybe 1 and a half times.

Wow, getcha is a cockmaster, if he were my guild leader and I heard him on vent with that attitude and I'd tell him to choke on it and /gquit right then and there.

My favorite quote:

Whiny chick: "The point is we want to get along with our guild leader.. you are our leader, we came to the guild becuase we knew you were good at doing the game, we dont' want to not like you, we don't want to feel like it's the getcha and (somebody- uterp?) show."

Cockmaster: "Sack up.. Sack up, that's all I can tell you. I'm sorry. You know what? You're going to run into people like me in the real fucking world and I guess you're just gonna get walked on.

Whiny Chick: "No, no, I don't get walked on."

Cockmaster: "Apparently you do if I intimidate you over a fucking microphone in a game."

Whiny Chick: "Because you scream and yell and call me a bitch? That's not intimidating that's just rude"

The audio is priceless - I like anything that makes my conduct look mature :P

Dissapointed to hear you say this though bud - guilds have their problems - but this stuff is MORPGS Gerry Springer style.  I have had a lot of great guilds - I only left for RL reasons - have all your guild experiences been bad?

Maybe we should have a Guild recommend list in some of our forums.   

Sigged!

EQ1 also has a pretty decent amount of Guild utilities.

Of course they came in after I stopped playing, but there are (instanced) guild halls, a guild bank (the person putting stuff in can set flags on each specific item limiting who can take the stuff back out). The guild halls have a merchant in them, as well as a guild teleport thingy, so one person buys the gem of setting-where-this-opens, sets it and the whole guild can zone through, Lemmings-style.

And yeah, Cockmaster sounded like just the kind of guy you'd want to slap silly if he tried that bigman shit IRL.

I sure hate the internet "big men" like Getcha. If he's such a badass, why is he spending his life catassing on a computer, bullying whiney women and rednecks with strange accents?

I can just picture the guy: short and fat with a crappy tattoo. He has one earring, and he drives a Mistubishi Eclipse.

You missed the guild breaking up on f13 teamspeak. That was priceless. I don't even remember who was around for that.

Much, much, much better.

In WoW a guild is a chat and a tabard. There's really nothing else in the game that recognizes a guild as a structure. Maybe the timers to lock the instances, but that's it.

By a wide margin. WoW really only differs from EQ1 in Tabards.

That went from "somewhat amusing" to "lol" by throwing in the Eclipse.

I'll have to listen to this shit. I have uberguild BS.

EDIT: Ha ha. Fucking losers.

You haven't looked at EQ1 for awhile, have you? Read my post above. Both EQs are miles ahead of WoW in this regard...

Nope. I just mentioned that in the other thread where ya said much the same thing ;)

Either tell the story or link to the aftermath thread.  Inquiring minds want to know!

There wasn't an aftermath thread. I don't even remember who else was on teamspeak when it happened. And it's not funny unless you were there. I mean, I'm kinda giggling recalling it. But it would really lose it's spice. I think I have a humorous screenshot of what I renamed their teamspeak channel though.

I guess that will have to do... :/

Wow...

I think I know some of these people.

So Eclipse drivers are like that everywhere?  I was wondering if it was just Houston.

Is it one of those big hoop earings? Gold?

Before listening to this, I assumed "whiney bitch" referred to the woman involved, but after listening, clearly the whiney bitch is Getcha.  At least I can listen to the woman's voice (although not the content) without cringing.

Nope... Getcha is the loud-and-angry bitch. There's a difference.

I get a kick out of people who talk aggressively like that and then go into "I'm not yelling" mode. Ok, stop talking in your douchebag voice, then, sparky.

I just listened to the rest of it.

How these people managed as long as they did is beyond me.

And I stand by my original post.  There is more than one whiney bitch here, and the whiniest is Getcha.

The same reason coke addicts are stuck in the filthy ass bathroom stall with some whiney, needle-nosed fucktard they'd normally never been seen dead with talking about Hitler and how the man's just trying to control everyone.

Because the whiney bitch has the coke.

Interesting.. I always hung out with that guy because he was kinda interesting if you got to know him..

And he had coke..

That conversation has expanded my mind to all new levels of nerd-dom.

I'm surprised at myself for actually sitting through the whole thing since the early bits were just painful. It was quite the verbal trainwreck. I'm unguilded, though, and this didn't make me want to run out and get my 38 to 60 any faster.