f13.net

Forget it.  I don't want people like you on my website.

You aren't XFire. You have no use.

Die in a fire fueled by internet obscurity.

Edit: And in the spirit of christmas, I won't den this until it hits 10 posts.

8.

Edit: to make up for the first two posts.

Wow you want to get rid of me that quickly.  I understand.  You are not intrested in getting back in touch with people you used to game with.  To each their own.

See, here's the problem. You didn't do any research before you solicited your tired shit around here. Find your old gamer friends? Seriously? The only company that could introduce something like that and make it sound reasonable is Google. You aren't google. And on top of that, instead of ya know, trying to make yourself reasonable, all you did was post an advertisement. That's the slimiest thing someone can do on the internet. You might as well give me a fucking pamphlet telling me all about your new religion. You don't want people like us on your website? Well, fuck you too, you're not invited to my piñata party on Sunday. Crazy bitch.

Another Internet Baron[ess] shakes [her] mighty fist and the web trembles with fear.

Lucky 7.

I  :heart: this thread.

It almost over though. I miss the spammer already.

No reason to den this now, I'm tempted to merge it with the Festivus thread though.

This thread would of sucked if it was not for Schild.  I have strange feelings in my abdomen now.  Is that normal?

Thanks for brightening my day guys!   :hello_kitty:

Rofl.

You guys are jerks. That is all.

I'll consider the sig a Christmas gift.  Thanks!

No, we'd be jerks if we all went to her (the jeni?)/his (thejeni?) website and told everyone to come to f13. What kind of dumbass thinks they can still get away with that shit? What kind of dumbass comes HERE and thinks they can get away with it?

Why doesn't he like me?  What did I do?   :cry:

(I hope this isn't because I accidentally mentioned f13.net on MMORPG.com in a Mourning hate thread)

This isn't MMORPG.com we're talking about. This is GameAmp. Errr, wait. This is f13. That other site was gameamp. I think he thinks his website is like friendster or orkut (both failures in their own right) for MMORPGs. But it's not. It's just another piddly website on the internet. How do I judge that? The forum activity. So I'm wondering how we're going to find old friends there. They should be coming HERE to find old MMOG friends. Natch.

Ok... but why doesn't he like us?  What's wrong with us?   :|

He's obviously a basketcase. There's no reason not to like us. We have good reason not to like him though.

Heh. Good one.

I wouldn't want to join any website that would have me as a member.

Or something.

This thread is overflowing with holiday joy. Just like the lady who stepped on a 5 year old's neck to get the last Cabbage Patch doll in 1985.

Wait I want to find my old MMO friends!

You ran jeni away before I could figure out how to do it :(

Richard Jeni's running the MMOG version of Classmates.com and then spamming it on other web site forums?

He had to do something when he went from being hilarious to barely even funny.

No, this is Jen, younger sister of Elena, who posts TMI on the Intarweb.

http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=thejeni

http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=thejeni

The eyes follow you no matter where you go.  Give up now.

Oh dear God, there's enough grist for the mockery mill in just two posts on that site than there was in the whole EQ CSR slut thread. But I'm too much of a gentleman to bother.

I'm not. 

This stuff is priceless.


I especially like the quiz she took that described her thusly:

You mean... the 74 year old weirdo giving you an all expenses paid trip to Las Vegas actually... wants you to sleep with him?

OMGZ how could this EVER have been predicted, EVER?

You don't need them.  You have us and only us because we're not welcome anywhere else. 

(psst... Lum... your avatard needs a Santa hat!)

I'm suprised you guys didn't ban this tard already.

We tried, but its his site.

Of course I decide to spend today working.  Dammit.  Everyone already covered the good retorts.

I would rather hide from my old EQ associates, really.

I actually choked on my lunch when I read that...good show.

I miss all the fun due to holiday shopping. Damn you all.

Wow. Something massively funny must've happened in those 13 minutes. Why'd it have to happen on my lunch break?

I did get brave enough to go spelunking in the dank cave that was thejeni's profile. I can't tell if the following links are real or wonderfully sarcastic. Surealistic is probably closer to the truth

http://www.chick.com/tracttips/ (this is just tooooo perfect for HTML defilement)

And this....this is just so close to the mindset of the religious people I grew up with

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp

Edit: Made a crack about lesbians. When I first skimmed the comic, it seemed like it was an ironic spoof with possible lesbian overtones. Then I re-read it. It was just the same tired old DnD will send you to Hell in a bucket but with girl power overtones. Or should I say grrl power. Or gurl...I have no idea what they want to be called.

This advert has been posting on more sites than I can shake a stick at.

Jack Chick's only real claim to fame are these tracts.  Of course he has a list of ways to use them.

This... this is I just find ridiculous.  I know people who use this guy's tracts, but I can't take him seriously, because of that one and other similar ones he's done.  I am a Christian.  I also play role playing games.  Sometimes those games involve magic, and death, and mystical spirits.  You have to be seriously messed up to think that anyone thinks the descriptions in the PHB/DMG for DnD, or the various Storyteller books, etc, have any basis in fact, or are 'gateway activities' to the occult.  D&D is no different than playing monopoly... Just with a little different focus, and little more detail.  A little judicious use of imagination.

I admit, that MMOs and PnP gaming do take up quite a bit of time I could be doing other, more spiritual things.  On the other hand, I don't watch the hours upon hours of TV most Christians do, either.

Among those I consider my 'peer group', Jack Chick is doing more harm than good, IMO.  This saddens me.

Alkiera

I miss thejeni.  I'm sure she's gone for good and I doubt I'll ever find her again.   :cry:

She was lurking earlier. She obviously misses us and wants in TEH SEKRIT CLUB. If only I were a member.

Yeah, we're like The Skulls.

Except that instead of being rich in cash, we're rich in Teh Hate.

Wow.  I change a previous post:

Schild did it in the forum with the Internet.


Link (http://www.livejournal.com/users/thejeni/)

Omfg. That is awesome.


Oh comeon, copy the whole post next time!

Now, my rebuttal: DON'T SOLICIT YOUR TIRED SHIT WHERE YOU DON'T KNOW ANYONE. YOU BROUGHT IT UPON YOURSELF. AGAIN, CRAZY BITCH.

Edit: Oh and Lol. Get a myspace so you can amuse us (http://myspacesuicide.ytmnsfw.com/).

Another edit: I think this is the meanest I've been to someone since f13 popped into existance. Obviously, I am armed and highly unpredictable.

Ok, which one of you broke her [gaming] website?

(http://www.forumspile.com/You-Are-Owned.jpg)

Roofles: (http://www.livejournal.com/users/lainee_bug/)


Serious business.

I did post the whole thing.  Everything else was just tears in the shape of words.

She's being terrorized now? Heh.

F13 with serious business on teh intarweb.

Awesome, she must be new to the intraweb.

Time for a roasting.

I wonder if she'll wake up tomorrow with a horse's head in her bed and realize it was all her fault.

LOL! That's wonderful!

Elena, you don't know me, and I don't know you, but you've just learned about Google-fu.

Omg...I think we've won the internet. For real this time.

Cry. Some. More. Nub.

It would be even more awesome if she cried on a webcam.

I'm sure this says something about the Internet when some fucktard can make her own livejournal page but apparently has never heard of Google.  I guess there's some things a 74 year old man you're cock teasing can't teach you.

I've aspired toward being an asshole my whole life.  Apparently, I've made it!

Some narrow-minded individual posts an ad on a site where they know noone and wonders why they get the cold shoulder.  I'm guessing that they're new to this sort of thing.  

What the hell have you people done now?

Righ is my hero Personal Jesus today.

[EDIT] Wear your new title well, Righ. You've earned it.

And too dense to realize that when you post stuff on the internet, strangers might read it.

If any of you are lonely...

YahooChatID: BugOfDoom
msnChatID: ElenaTheAdorable
aimChatID: DoomBug2005

I'm guessing this is a lesson in Google that they'll never forget.

Elena deleted her post.  I guess this means the death threats are off.   :-(

I say we make the F13 chat channel via AIM and invite her to it.

Yes, this will get more blasting. I got dragged into this... somehow. I don't even play these things.

This is Elena, so yeah, waiting for the blasting.

I know none of you care, but I was only responding on my lj in response to her post. She said it was someone I knew, so I was trying to figure out who. Even tried to send a message to Righ because he did sound like someone I know here in town asking if he was local.

I was trying to clarify because my name popped up, out of nowhere, on something I'm not involved in.

As I said, I know you guys don't care, so flame away, I was only trying to figure out what was going on. I apologize about my lj post. I was pissed when I thought it was a friend of mine dragging me into it.

Flame on.

Well, now that her sister is here I've suddenly lost interest. BTW, Shane is very immature and you'd be better off keeping Dev away from him until Shane grows up a bit more. Congrats on the second child support check, BTW.

I'm still confused as to what happened? There's two people? Why did one other person get "dragged into this," when only 1 person posted here?

But whatever, they're both morons I suppose.

If you really made a death threat (and I am REALLY sad I wasn't able to see it. Damn @!#@!#! timing.) I just want to say that there is nothing you can do to us that we don't already enjoy doing to ourselves. I mean.. we are posting to this thread aren't we? You equate to 1 of the 1903429230492039840928403298403984039274327893279832783274373924739208470329847328470392847239847328947328467847 56874653287653897563487653478965.5 persons on the internet. Is life really that dull? :( Get a pet!

Personally, I think a lynching will get more accomplished.

She's got pets.

(http://www.f13.net/staff/shockeye/pet1.jpg)  (http://www.f13.net/staff/shockeye/pet2.jpg)

But she's devoid of a vacuum. Hire a maid or don't they have one in redneck country?

Are not you and Haemish from Mississippi?

No moronboy. I am from Connecticut. You know, the state you can see over the water and through the green glow of joisy?

Haem is from Mississippi.

I have one thing to say about this thread.  Brilliant!

the magic of the interwebs.

We really need a disclaimer before somebody can post here.

People still are confused that cynical and bitter equals asshole to the casual observer. There should be more warnings.

Fuck that, there obviously should be NO WARNING WHATSOEVER.  Omfg the internet has not brought me this level of joy in a long time...

I'm still not clear what happened exactly because myspace/livejournal crap is the type of thing I stay the hell away from.  But let me get this straight:

-someone spammed us with some useless shit.
-they got what really amounted to a dumbed down version of the "welcome to f13 newb" treatment *whoa typos 4tw!*
-they cried
-they cried on their LJ
-then using our evil voodoo powers we tapped into his mind and found out all the secrets of his RL
-then we used our even more evil voodoo intraweb powers to drag his dogs his sister and possible an aunt or uncle into our web of dispair
-the sister shows up and posts some nonsense about something
-she cries

-you guys totally owned two morons off the internet didn't you?

Fucking-a, I wish we could do this kind of thing every week around here.

She also has trailers. Or friends with trailers.

This is rich. Maybe someone will advertise again. I hope Hoax's wish comes true.

I just want to know how I made the Elena hate list while Schild got a pass.  Injustice!

Schild, I think you hurt his feelings.

After I saw that blog post I really wanted to go to that website and bang out a solicitation about f13. But then, I'm not a dirty guerilla advertising attention whore. There's very little I hate more than someone trying to advertise a website on some other person's site without asking first. It's one of the reasons I crush down so hard on linkage. There are better ways to go about things. Thejeni chose the worst way and deserved everything thrown at him. I still don't know if it's a him. Mostly because the blog posts are written like a girl would write. No offense to the girls here. A male web denizen would have chosen a much crazier word than "ASSHOLES" to capitalize. But hey, I could be completely wrong and this dude just isn't creative.

Kneel.

Awesome thread.

I didn't get one thing. How is the WEIRD DnD=Evil strip someone linked earlier connected to this whole thing?  :|

pwnage

I laughed out loud when i clicked the LJ link to find all the entries had been deleted because of F13.  It's my new best thread evah.

One of you artistic types should get a screen cap of the ASSHOLES! post at lj.  Better raw material for a site banner you will not find. 

http://newbscry.ytmnd.com/

I only know of live journal because so many people make fun of it, but would this be possible?

• Create a livejournal account named f13
• Add her to the f13 friends list
• The page listed above would now have f13 in her 'friend of' list forever

She must have been Righ's lover before I met him because I don't know any Elena.  That would be, at least, 13 years ago.  Still, he should have told me.  :x

And the answer is...yes.  As a sad side note, livejournal/f13net is now a horrible reality.  I expect juicy and banal personal stories from all of you to post there.

I see at least part of the problem here.  She must have thought we were just a DDO fansite (http://dndonline.gameamp.com/).

Wait, we are not ?

 :heartbreak:

I really hate ytmnd, but today I have found it brought me joy. Good show.

(http://www.f13.net/grief/lolinternet.gif)

 :thumbs_up:

omfg, IT DOES GET BETTER!!!

 :heart: :heart: :heart: :hello_kitty: :heart: :heart: :heart:

More Threats!!!

Jesus I was about to start working but YESSSSSSSSSS.

You really need to explain what we have done wrong lamerzsux, I think I get the part where we are lamerz and we sux but what is exactly that we did to lead you to these conclusions?  Is this the big brother of Jeni?  Or is this Elena's boyfriend?  What is your connection to this torrid affair that has caused so much grief to so many brave innocent people?

Nice. May I suggest the following link to the forum administrators:

http://www.ifccfbi.gov/cf1.asp

Heh, I was just thinking the same thing, Righ.

I bet our dad's can beat up their dad's, and run faster!@!!!ONE!!!

I fucking  :heart: the internet.

 :thumbs_up:

There needs to be a reality show about the exploits of script kiddies, that'd be a winner for sure.

He's not done anything especially clever, though I suppose he thinks everyone is just as clueless about yin intardweb as thejeni... but he is doing something illegal and he's made a threat.  We have enough savvy security types on this site to know Righ's suggestion, and reporting him locally, is good stuff. 

Maybe one of the resident attorneys is bored enough to play with this one. 

Unleash the hounds!

Heh. Ball busting answered with a federal crime! It's getting better every hour. Can't wait to see what happens after lunch!

Best thing on this site in a long time.

Someone needs a cookie. A Hello Kitty cookie!

 :hello_kitty:

Maybe it's me being stupid, but I haven't seen any evidence of his "l33t Hax0r" abilities.... some read-only helper scripts that you use when installing the BB doesn't count.

(http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0001WHXM0.03.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)

Somebody call C.T.U.!!! Save us Jack Bauer! You're our only hope!!!

Jack Bauer's screaming and gunfire are useless against the technical firepower of random Livejournal users.

But who else can find and kill the bad guys in 24 hours? WHO??!!

What is becomming of the Internet?

When I first started on the glorious Information Superhighway, there were rules of etiquette that were expected and followed.  The sorts of behavior I see now is just unbelievable.  No one can enter a forum without finding flames.  This goes even for professional and technical forums.  What has happened to the community?  I believe a better question is:  What is happening to our world?  The Internet, after all, is a cross-section of our world, and it shows us what kind of people are alive today.

I do suppose that these wonderfully cynical, base, and unintelligent people have always existed.  The Internet is so easy now that even the stupid can use it, and thus we are seeing a rise in stupidity and ignorance on our once-pure forums and chat mediums.

Anyway, the point of this post is this:  You all seem to be fairly intelligent people.  You all should KNOW that it is uncool to do what you are doing in this thread.  Yes, it was uncool for the OP to spam advertise on these forums, however it is just stupid to respond the way you have, and even stupider to flame the OPs SISTER in the way that you did, when she had nothing to do with it, short of attempting to defend her sister in her livejournal!

Administrators, I would suggest that you delete this thread in its entirety, and then properly moderate your forum to make sure that this information does not continue to be leaked.  If you do not, I will suggest to the OP and especially her sister that they contact their own lawyers, for surely what is currently being done in this forum could be constituted as a crime.

Thanks, and please remember your netiquette.

The internet itself has spoken.

wow, that is a lot of words about the internet

No, sorry; to paraphrase Neal Stephenson, most of the world is still building mud bricks or field stripping their AK-47s.

Is "stupider" a real word?

When I looked up 'thejeni' on Google, it seemed that she's a gamer and also a CoH player on Victory (mildly ironic). Why don't we all just settle this in game? thejeni and her Super Friends can take on schild and the f13 Legion of Doom and we can all walk away at the end of the day and have a beer or three.

Better, it's one of dem dere newfangled intarweb words!

It's a perfectly cromulant word, much like enbiggen.

Netiquette died with the first grieflink of goatse.

I'm going to pretend I'm taking you seriously, because sometimes when faced with such staggering stupidity no other response will work.

There are indeed rules of etiquette that are expected and followed.  But these rules of etiquette are completely at the whim of the site owner(s) to think otherwise is foolish.  To make the leaps required to say this statement with a straight face:

If f13.net posters are cynical fuckers; then the entire internet is made up of cynical fuckers; WHICH MEANS THE ENTIRE WORLD HAS BECOME FILLED WITH CYNICAL FUCKERS!???????????????????   :sad_panda:

Oh noes!  How could this happen you ask?  Yes the internet is so easy now even the stupid can use it *cough* LJ, myspace, friendster and all that other fucking drivel *endcough*

We are sorry for being uncool and flaming people on the internet, which is something that either Al Gore or Schild invented.  I mean insults on the anonymous internet??  WTFBBQ?

In closing stop calling the yellow names admins, please refer to them by their true title:  Shamans of teh hate* you can not appeal to them using your pathetic cries for mercy and good will towards men (and their sisters) they scoff at you and your rules.  YOU HAVE TRESSPASSED IN THEIR DOMAIN AND THEY WILL EAT YOU.

*patent pending in most nations

Al Gore didn't invent the Internet, as well you know. You're taking comments made on Larry King out of context. Al Gore took the initiative to create the Information Superhighway while he was in congress so that we could all argue about which Star Wars movie is stupider.

You people are pathetic.  You are always complaining that there are not enough vaginas on f13 and now that some show up, you chase them away.  You people don't deserve nice things.  You people don't deserve vaginas.

Heh, lawyers for "leaking" information someone posted on their own publicly available web site, how fucking stupid are you?  I also like the hypocrisy involved in lecturing us about 'netiquette' when this thread only exists due to the OP's lack of it.

To  lamerzsux: Half of the people on this site are in computer programming, posting a bunch of read-only artifacts from an install isn't going to impress or scare anyone here.  I see you however have already deleted your own post after Righ brought up the FBI you worthless piece of shit.

This is so going on my F13 livejournal, whereupon I will show it to however many lawyers I can find in my trailer park.

I'm skeptical as hell of all claims of vagina possession on the internet as a rule, but on those social network sites?  You better show it to me if you want me to believe it exists, or something.

But as somebody who until recently had a vagina at his disposal but has now lost it, you made me sad...  I DO deserve vagina damn it!

Right after I read about how she takes all-expense-paid trips to Vegas with Vienam vets armed with 1-inch penises, I asked myself, "How can I "hit that"?"

Keep on posting. If you're really lucky this whole episode will get picked up by an intarweb-LCD gaming community where discourse is on the 'omg u r fag' level.  Seriously, step away from the keyboard.

This is great....they come into our forums and do something extremely stupid, and then cry when someone puts their foot down. how much deeper are they going to dig?



Genius.

What's the proper netiquette for showing up on some stranger's forum and registering just to berate them about netiquette?

Douchebucket.

Again, I miss the fun bits.

Damn you people.

I've done nothing all day except hit Refresh every 5 minutes. And Googling 'thejeni'. It's kinda fun. Try the Google images. There's a really cute pic of a black lab. I was gonna have fun with it, but thought 'nah. the puppy is innocent.'.

Gameamp.com does beat f13.net in a Google fight though. Maybe we should cry uncle.

Nah, I won't step away from the keyboard.  But I will step away from this site.

Grow up a little bit, everyone.  It's not 'cool' or anywhere near 'mature' to flame.  If you had an issue with the OP's post, you should have just requested that it be deleted by the moderators, instead of showing your maturity level by pulling the crap that you have pulled.

Anyway, goodbye.  Enjoy your little corner of the cesspool that is the Internet.

Can I have your stuff? In case you hadn't noticed, we've been enjoying ourselves for a while.

"She" is cute ...
(http://painkiller.gameamp.com/modules/core/user_gallery/1922_gallery.jpg)

(http://www.slapyo.com/wp-content/hitit3times.jpg)

"Asshole" keeps "stupid" away.  Case in point:  this thread.

This thread has made my holidays that much more brighter.  :heart:

Is that proper netiquette for how to leave a site you've intruded on and insulted?

I like the non-specific claims of wrong-doing. You know if thejeni had acted her age, instead of pitching a fit, this would have non-issue and we would have moved on.  But she wanted to turn this into a major drama, and we are most happy to humor her.

Listen, Internet Snob, you don't define what is the correct use the internet.  Any standards are just made up bullshit so you can feel powerful by getting people to follow them and superior to those who don't. 

I bet you are some jackass form GameAmps.  I doesn't take 5 mins to see that GameAmps is a IGN wannabe that sells ad space by creating generic fansites for "flavor of the month" games.  So please stop lecturing us on behaving on the internet while at the same time vomiting on it.

lamerzsux is thejeni. The IPs are the same.

IP address    Poster    Subject    Date
68.90.x.x   thejeni    Find Old MMO Friends!    December 22, 2005, 08:53:47 AM
68.90.x.x   thejeni    Re: Find Old MMO Friends!    December 22, 2005, 09:04:24 AM
68.90.x.x   lamerzsux    Re: Find Old MMO Friends!    Today at 10:03:28 AM

I would remind you GameAmp people that calling us immature is a little silly considering you spam message boards daily with your advertisements and create fake accounts to threaten message boards that you have an issue with. In fact, since thejeni is on staff at GameAmp, perhaps the threat she levelled against us with her fake account can be construed as a threat coming from GameAmp and perhaps our lawyer should be contacting GameAmp directly in regards to this situation. In addition, we may also contact your advertisers and let them know exactly what kind of people are working at a company that runs their advertisements. I'm sure your advertisers would also like to know that they are being associated with a website that markets themselves through spam.

[EDIT] Also, it seems thejeni, DeadPan and intarwebman live in the same vicinity and I'm sure are buddies of one another on their respective LiveJournals. If I took the time to read through the other LiveJournals that are linked with DeadPan's, I'm sure I could figure out who intarwebman is.

Name:     thejeni
Posts:    2 (2.000 per day)
Position:    Foozle
IP:    68.90.x.x
Hostname: adsl-68-90-x-x.dsl.spfdmo.swbell.net

Name:     intarwebman
Posts:    2 (N/A per day)
Position:    Foozle
IP:    208.191.x.x
Hostname: adsl-208-191-x-x.dsl.spfdmo.swbell.net

Name:     DeadPan
Posts:    1 (N/A per day)
Position:    Foozle
IP:    68.88.x.x
Hostname: adsl-68-88-x-x.dsl.spfdmo.swbell.net

He posted that he was a hacker and that if you didn't delete this thread he would destroy the website, if you tried to erase his post he was going to delete the database.  He also said that the mail server was already going down.  Tried to show us his leet haxxor skills by posting read-only leftovers from the messageboard install like:

http://forums.f13.net/ssi_examples.php
http://forums.f13.net/smf_1-0.sql
http://forums.f13.net/Packages/installed.list

I think thejeni just trolled you.  And succeeded.  Nubz.   :-P

Really, she might as well have said "my dad can beat up your dad."  It'd have been more believable.

(ps: TEHJENI IF UR READING THIS HAXOR MEH 2 PROVE UR POWAHZ!  MY IP IS 127.0.0.1 COME GET SOME BIYATCH)

Those files listed are meaningless files.

Actually she would've had to say, "My current sorta-dad Mike can beat up your dad unless my mom has finally gotten sick of him."

I just woke up, what'd I miss? I need a recap.

Much like GameAmp itself, nothing of importance.

The elite hacker is back with another fake account.

Name:     gweebo
Posts:    0 (N/A per day)
Position:    Foozle
IP:    68.90.x.x
Hostname:    
adsl-68-90-x-x.dsl.spfdmo.swbell.net

Members from IP (range) 68.90.x.x
IP address    Display name
68.90.x.x    thejeni, lamerzsux, gweebo

Now the question is, what should we do about he/she/it? I can put in a ban on the accounts, a ban on the IP, or I can filter the IP out of the firewall completely. Decisions, decisions...

Or you could just sit back and let teh funnay keep happening.  Its a motherfucking Festivus miracle i tell ya.

If another threat comes in, the FBI will be contacted along with his/her/its ISP. If it's good enough for Second Life, it's good enough for us.

I  :heart: u.

I figured out the thread finally. Posts had been deleted making the thing near unreadable to my brain when I've just woken up.

Normally I use the name f13dotnet when I do stuff like that (like my AOL name - PLZ SEND TELL ABOUT GAMEAMP I WANT TO KNOW MORE). Just sayin.

Googlefighting consists of links to and links from. If we had a frontpage full of hundreds of links everyday linking somewhere else and in turn getting linked to because we posted every piece of unimportant news on the web our googlefight ranking would be rock ass. The fact we even have 19,000+ is shocking.

But but but but our lawyer didn't change his number. We could just call him and get f13 some cash moneyz without a circuit city advertisement.

Yay. I'm so glad I took a break from mother-in-law festivities for this! I wish I coulda seen thejeni's other lj posts before she deleted them.

I think we quoted all the good ones in this thread.  Never fear.

I definitely smell a libel/defamation suit. F13 should be in moneyhats soon, methinks. Happy holidays!

I have no plans in calling the f13 lawyers on these morons. If one of the resident f13 lawyermembers wants to dick around with this, I'd be glad to cooperate.

But even on the lowest level, I'm fairly certain there's no lawsuit that could come of this. At all. This is the internet. A lawless land of inbred dipshits and online diaries.

If both sides consented, you could probably get it on Texas Justice or something equally stupid.

This thread turned around what was shaping up to be a long crappy day.  I wish advertiser trolls would post more.... maybe we should channel [EDITED FOR THE CHILDREN - Shockeye] into this.

I'd like to remind everyone that I haven't found any old MMO friends yet.

I even looked under the sofa.

Spam, livejournal deletions, s00p3r l33t h4x0rz, and now net lawyers and the internet police. Its the entire contents of encyclopedia dramatica being acted out in front of me, all its missing is some furries and a fifty hitler post.

intarwebman wins it for sheer net cuntdom so far i think. There's nothing worse than the im-being-reasonable-here-and-lets-start-quoting-the-law defendant of one of the protagonists that always turn up on these threads. Next time one of them posts, can someone immediatly reply quoting it before they have a chance to delete it ?  

Did you try gameamp? I hear they're ALL THERE.

Fucking spammer. Someone should post your resume for that shit.

I HAVE FRIENDS ON LIVEJOURNAL.

H4X0R 14Y3R FRIENDS EVEN!!!

PH33R M3333333333!!!

 :heartbreak:

This thead will help me make it through this otherwise unbearable weekend.  It is truly a holiday miracle.

I can safely say that any online friends I wanted to keep around, I can either contact easily (I still have your emails, Toki and Fierenza, beware the day I feel nostalgic) or they still game with me.

If I can't contact them easily, it's because I didn't want to.

Oh, can I please have the complete I.P. address for thejeni? I desperatly want to do a song parody.

"thejeni, I got your I.P.,
I'm gonna make you mine.
thejeni, don't change your I.P.
68-90-....

Oh,you can see where this is going. Ok, just joking. I've made enough stupid jokes for one thread and one day. Good Night and God Bless.

Who is Elena?

Righ's ex. Do try to keep up.

Best. Thread. Ever.

The Quintessential Essence of Intarweb Pwnage.


BTW, last I checked, the general populace has already stated the primary use for the internet:

For Pr0n.

Fuck, I didn't even do anything and I got on the hate list. I was actually somewhat subdued about the whole thing.

The moderators are the ones leading the charge, cuntmuffin. We pretty much told tehjen1 not to spam, and she got her voluminous livejournal panties in a twist. Which I'm sure her rich old faux daddy would probably spend hours sniffing.

Had she retracted the spam, gotten over it and actually not been a spamming douchebag, we might have left her alone. Shit, we had one of the Internet's furriest faghag villains on this board for months before we tired of punching his pinata for being a twat.

The only rule is to not be fucking stupid. She broke the rules.

I'm confused as to why people are calling the mods Yellow names, when they are obviously orange...?

New Word:

Cuntmuffin. I like that. Did you know, Haemcow, you are strange?

Mods have green names.  It's because they are sarcastic.

I was going to post Depeche Mode lyrics here, but realized this thread has lots of love.  Keep it alive please!

bump

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I thought a necessary condition of being a faghag demands the pronoun "she."

F13 should have a FAQ for those of us who weren't here and don't know and, for some silly reason, wonder.

Damnit, thread of the year and I missed it....  :heartbreak:

I like where this thread is heading ...
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He makes some tasty chicken.

Poor guy got robbed this year though, what with Christmas falling on a Sunday and all.  I miss Arcadian.  His blog was wonderful.

If you read this, come back to the internet, man!




edit. I was looking at blog updates and noticed Sunsword has a plethora of trackback URLs.  Wow.
http://www.sunsword.com/mt_archives/000294.html#trackbacks
At least we do not get those!

Speaking of chicken why the edit shock.... do you FEAR HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED. 

The more you type his name the wider the portal to hell becomes.

I thought you made the portal to Hell big by pulling a certain someone's ass open?

I should chronicle this and fill in the blanks with whatever I want. OOHHH! I could do an expose!

I did the same and I found Jesus. (He was behind the couch the whole time)

Wait.  Even LUM has friends?    :?

Why must you be like that?

She likes your creamy nougat center.

How do *you* know about Lum's creamy center? Is there something you haven't told me?

I am quite sure, that you do not want to know the answer to that question.

It's a Festivus Miracle!

Here I was, all full of joy and happiness from the holiday season. Then I log in and find out I missed out on this thread. I couldn't be more bitter. I haven't had so much fun just reading a thread in a long time.

It truly is a Festivus miracle.

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

The word "netiquette" needs to be removed from our spell check.

Or have it auto-replaced with "jackalope clitoris."

I think it's a great trendy way to refer to Connecticut!

I don't know what internet you were on, but I've been flaming dumbasses on the internet since my bbs joined fidonet (http://www.fidonet.org/) back in the late 80s.  Usenet for the win.

If it wasn't for usenet, I would never have become aware of the amount of incest going on in the Brady Bunch household! 

I'm glad to see we read the same newsgroups.

It's the thead that keeps on giving.  :thumbs_up: I must look up these newsgroups. I've spent the last 5 years in alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.gillian-andersons-head-on-other-womens-bodies. There actually used to be quite a bit of material in there. Apparenlty Agent Scully is no longer a babe. Sigh.

I wonder if there's an alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.amanda-tappings-head-on-other-womens-bodies....

cevik was on fidonet. I shudder at crossing threads with him Back In The Day.

Would it make you feel better if a few of us were to tuck it back while we post to you?

Yes but only if there were webcams involved and perhaps elf boobies for men bras...   :nda:

That took an ugly turn. Damn you Bunk.

I didn't use the handle cevik way back then.  That started in 2000ish.

Wow, some how I missed this thread. I WANT TO SEE IT HAPPEN LIVE!!!! BRING THEM BACK!

Lawyers, and Vagina and haXors, all in one thread. and its not denned yet. It must be the hollidays again.

On the fifth day of Christmas, the Intarweb gave me...

Son, You've never been to usenet, have you? You poor, poor, poor, blighted AOLer.

Save us Al Gore, for thy beast is eating its young.