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Title: BREAKING NEWS! STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND READ THIS! Post by: Shockeye on August 25, 2005, 10:45:46 AM Quote from: Teen Today Tara Reid admits her breasts are fake (http://teentoday.co.uk/gossip/gossipstory539.shtml) Tara Reid has confessed to having breast surgery. The 'American Pie' star has long denied going under-the-knife but has now admitted she has had her chest surgically enhanced. She said: "I mean, everyone does it. I don't know why I'm the one who gets so much attention?" Meanwhile, the sexy blonde has revealed she is desperate to fall in love and start a family. The star, famed for her love of partying, wants to meet Mr Right and have lots of children. She said: "Eventually, I definitely want a family. If I didn't have a family, I would really be a heartbroken person. That is the most important thing I will ever do. "I have so much love in my heart to give to someone one day, and I also want to be loved. I am crazy for kids." Tara, 29, says she wants at least three and dreams about one day being a happily married mother. She added in an interview with Britain's OK magazine: "I want a bunch of children. I love the very idea of love, marriage and kids." Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS! STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND READ THIS! Post by: schild on August 25, 2005, 10:56:37 AM u mk me cry.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS! STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND READ THIS! Post by: shiznitz on August 25, 2005, 10:59:01 AM Maybe it would help if women like Tara thought about how being a drunken whore for 10 years amazingly hurts a girl's chances to settle down happily. Consequences and all that.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS! STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND READ THIS! Post by: Shockeye on August 25, 2005, 11:27:04 AM Taradise - Tarrarism (http://www.gridskipper.com/travel/celebs/taradise-tarrarism-119091.php)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS! STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND READ THIS! Post by: SuperPopTart on August 25, 2005, 11:34:13 AM Tara Tara Tara..
I'd say how the mighty have fallen but..you were already on your knees in the lowest place possible. More bad programming brought to you by E. Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS! STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND READ THIS! Post by: Llava on August 25, 2005, 01:43:06 PM I'm sorry, she DENIED it?
The reason you're getting so much attention, Tara, is threefold. First, it's blatantly obvious that you got implants. We've seen your boobs without them. Second, we saw your boob post-implant. Third, your nipples are like looking into the eyes of the Devil himself. You have a pair of torture victims attached to your tits. Your nipples need to be euthanized. It looks like you got the implants done by a five year old. You had decent boobs before, and you threw them into a wood chipper. Hell, I might actually believe you if you said that you hadn't had enhancements but your boobs simply swelled up in reaction to the intense trauma they obviously suffered. Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS! STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND READ THIS! Post by: schild on August 25, 2005, 02:07:03 PM You had decent boobs before, and you threw them into a wood chipper. No, she didn't. Her nipples looked like hell before. Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS! STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND READ THIS! Post by: Llava on August 25, 2005, 02:10:36 PM I'm going based off the (admittedly fuzzy) screencaps I've seen from Body Shots. They looked okay. Not fantastic, but passable. I wouldn't be afraid of them if I saw them in person.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS! STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND READ THIS! Post by: schild on August 25, 2005, 02:12:03 PM I'm going based off the (admittedly fuzzy) screencaps I've seen from Body Shots. They looked okay. Not fantastic, but passable. I wouldn't be afraid of them if I saw them in person. Just rent body shots. Admittedly, Katie Holmes has worse nipples than Tara Reid. Greg Kinnear's slap does not lie. At least Tara doesn't have hammer toes. Or something. Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS! STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND READ THIS! Post by: Llava on August 25, 2005, 02:15:48 PM I'm not spending money to look at Tara Reids boobs.
Sorry, it's just not happening. Next you'll try to convince me to buy air. Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS! STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND READ THIS! Post by: Big Gulp on August 25, 2005, 03:01:35 PM I loved this little tidbit:
" I wish all the mean people, if you want to be mean to each other, just buy a country together and blow each other up. Then we’d have no terrorists left. Like, don’t kill innocent people for no reason. It’s not fair. We love everybody. We’d even like them if they said they’re sorry. It’s not fair that innocent people are getting hurt. It makes me sad." For the record, my uncle has for his entire life been classified as retarded. I can confirm without reservation that he has a firmer grasp of how the world works than this coked up cum guzzler could ever hope to. Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS! STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND READ THIS! Post by: Fabricated on August 25, 2005, 03:38:12 PM Wow, who the fuck cares?
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS! STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND READ THIS! Post by: Shockeye on August 25, 2005, 03:42:26 PM Wow, who the fuck cares? I do and that's all that matters. Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS! STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND READ THIS! Post by: Paelos on August 25, 2005, 11:15:57 PM Wow, who the fuck cares? I do and that's all that matters. That summed up Useless News pretty well, actually. Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS! STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND READ THIS! Post by: Llava on August 26, 2005, 12:07:51 AM Hey, I care.
This forum division is fantastic for little anecdotes to fill up a conversation's lulls. Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS! STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND READ THIS! Post by: Ironwood on August 26, 2005, 02:00:01 AM Indeed. And it's more honest than the rest of the forums.
:-D Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS! STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND READ THIS! Post by: Paelos on August 26, 2005, 10:44:25 AM I sort of meant why Useless News keeps going.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS! STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND READ THIS! Post by: Ironwood on August 26, 2005, 03:19:19 PM It keeps going because it annoys Arc.
And that's enough. Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS! STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND READ THIS! Post by: Shockeye on August 26, 2005, 03:28:41 PM It keeps going because it annoys Arc. And that's enough. Yeah, that's pretty much my only goal. Sad, eh? Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS! STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND READ THIS! Post by: Cheddar on August 26, 2005, 03:35:47 PM Is he still alive? He rarely updates his site, which was one of my favorites. I am tempted to hit every Chik-Fil-A in his area just to scare him back to the internet.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS! STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND READ THIS! Post by: Shockeye on August 26, 2005, 03:38:10 PM Is he still alive? He rarely updates his site, which was one of my favorites. I am tempted to hit every Chik-Fil-A in his area just to scare him back to the internet. He was posting over at Grimwell before they sold out. Dunno where he went. Maybe he's at GamerGod making an ass of himself, dunno. Don't care. Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS! STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND READ THIS! Post by: stray on August 26, 2005, 03:43:02 PM Why the hate anyways? Did I miss something?
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS! STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND READ THIS! Post by: schild on August 26, 2005, 03:44:13 PM I like RKDN. But I like useless news. This sort of decision can not be made without a supplement. Like alchol.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS! STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND READ THIS! Post by: Shockeye on August 26, 2005, 03:44:54 PM I like RKDN. But I like useless news. This sort of decision can not be made without a supplement. Like alchol. You'll get 2-3 bottles of the good stuff on Sunday. Depends on how giving I feel. |