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Sorry sweety, but anorexia doesn't cure ugly.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/spaeschke/tspelling.jpg)

Damn, with that subject I thought we'd see a much better pic ...

(http://www.lardlad.com/images/other/other206.gif)

Is that Spelling?

Ugh...I always thought she was fugly anyway.

I've always thought she was hideous.  Can't imagine for a SECOND why anyone would think she's attractive.  It's like an alien mated with a horse or something.

Again... this is getting really embarrassing... I don't know who she is.  She looks like Joan Rivers, though.

(http://www.beaconschool.org/~atupper/old90210cast.jpg)

Bottom middle.

(if you still don't get it after that pic, you're not only british, youre in a coma!)

She's the untalented, unattractive daughter of famously successful TV producer Aaron Spelling; creator of Loveboat, 90210 (which he gave her a part in), etc.

And she's only about 30 years old, which makes the picture truly scary.

Wow, Ian Ziering's hairline was in rapid retreat even back then! At that rate, his hairline must start in the middle of his back by now.

I am SHOCKED that I haven't seen him in any other big projects. Maybe he and Andrew Shue can get together and start a negative example acting clinic.

I know who Tori Spelling is, sorry.  I just didn't realise it was her... I never watched that show. 

And I am NOT British!

I'm going to get you and your little dog, too! (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/050223/482/carf10802230014&e=7)

Wow, grade school flashback.  I distinctly remember that exact poster being up on the wall of one of my classrooms (donated by one of the many avid 90210 fans in my class).

When I first saw the poster, I just assumed that the person in the bottom middle was a drag queen.  Ah, the innocence of youth.

(http://www.dreamstarlets.com/features/!bios/tori_spelling22.jpg)

yes you are

 :-D

(http://www.astrotheme.fr/celestar/images/celebrites/AbbdFhV72Rc4.jpg)

"I'm rich bitch."

I guess fugly runs in the Spelling family.

I think instead of getting spanked, they get hit in the face with a shovel at birth to properly knock their eyes out a little bit.

Not only is Tori Spelling ugly, but she can't act her way out of a paper bag, which is a good thing now that I think about it.

She's not getting better with age.

(http://www.jillsjokeline.com/mated16.jpg)

(http://www.jillsjokeline.com/mated16a.jpg)

I looks like George Michael if he let himself go.

This thread is all kinds of wrong....

But she's definitely done a Flockhart.

Yuck.

Wow, I always thought she was one who would go the other way, ending up slightly chunky but cute in some form of non-sexual way. All I can say is:

DAMN BITCH, GET A SANDWICH.

That's probably why I didn't recognise her.  She looks nothing like I remember in other pics.

Consider this your first and only warning. (http://www.jasonrivera.com/viewarticle.php?art_id=237)

Dear son of a bitch,

Because you did that, you have to make yourself an avatar out of this:

(http://www.jasonrivera.com/images/articles/20050216_2_237/JE6-sam-Ben-DCP_8982.jpg)

Yours in christ,
schild

 :-o

See ? This is why drugs are BAD for you ...

(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0849326370.01.LZZZZZZZ.gif)

I guess noone told her how to abuse drugs properly ...

I don't like this thread being resurrected by a Courtney Love. That just freaks me out.

Yeah, what can I say. I'm evil.

Maybe she gained the weight because she's clean now.  Clean in strictly a "Not shooting heroin into my veins" type of way, most of the other stuff can't be washed off.

I love that she spent the whole Pam Anderson roast yelling that she had been clean for more than a year, then like 5 minutes later gets arrested for drugs.

It looked like she was high or drunk during that roast. She kept waving around, making dramatic movements, collapsing her face into both hands.

That roast was retarded. It was just advertising for Comedy Central.

"Hi, I'm some comedy central comic. I don't really know Pam at all, we've never even met. But her breasts are big. Yay."

Yeah, really too bad it went that way.  It's exactly what they wanted to avoid when they tried to revamp the roast thing.  They talked about the Chevy Chase one, and how no one knew Chevy and it just didn't have the right feel, so Dennis Leary and Co. decided to fix it up and just have people roasting who knew each other- Leary went first, so it was easy... he knew just about all the people you usually see at those roasts.  Then the next one came along (who was it, Colin Quinn? I think so) and, of course, he knew them all too.  Same circle of friends, really.  Then they get Pam Anderson and... same damn people doing the roast.  They really ought to just put Sara Silverman, Greg Giraldo, Nick DiPaolo, and the others up on a stage for a couple hours and just call it standup instead of trying to keep on with this "roast" farce.

Adam Carolla had a good point about Courtney Love, though.  Basically, it was "Look, if people look at what you're doing and assume you're on drugs, whether you're on drugs or not just go ahead and let them assume you are.  Because if you're not, you're just an idiot.  I mean, I lie.  I tell people I'm on drugs when I'm not, because I really have no good reason to be doing something as stupid as whatever it is I'm doing."

So. . confused.  .   .  Daddy?..     ...    Is that you? .  .   .      .       Drugs. .   .      . Bad. .   .  . . Need.      .    Help.     . . 
 
What the fuck happened to this thread? Why did it start in the first place? Why did Shockeye punish us with Fat Yuna? Pourquoi? Pourquoi?  Where did Courtney Love come from? Why? Didn't Tori Spelling already play a drag queen or tranny in some B movie? Trick - that was it.  Oh, my mind! My beautiful beautiful mind.    :cry:

"STAND BACK! The lysergic acid diethylamide is now taking affect!

I find it amusing that you spelled "diethylamide" perfectly and then messed up on "effect".   :hulk_rock:

Now I must confess I copied the chemical text...

/shamed

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Ha ha!

My shame is so great I don't even merit a Nelson link - just ASCII art... /sniff

There there, Poco. There there.

(http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/SHOWBIZ/Music/12/12/music.lindsay.lohan.ap/vert.lohan.mtv.ap.gif)

Ian Ziering is like around my age (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005575), and he was playing a teenager when he was pushing 30…

Courtney loves the ding dongs. (http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/108304.html)

RUN! GODZILLA!

I cannot properly put into words my revulsion on seeing that image.

Which is why I didn't inline it in the post. Sometimes I care about what people see here. Sometimes.

Straz, your avatard seems to have a bad case of head lice!

Don't take my name in vain.

Sorry, I have no artistic skill. If someone wants to take it upon themselves to edit the image correctly, be my guest.

No, no...  I like it.  You are too cute when you try to do stuff.

(http://www.cedmagic.com/featured/he-man/stratos.jpg)


Oh, sorry Strazos...

First Celine Dion traumatizes us with her music, and now she traumatizes us with her itsy bitsy bikini. (http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=666)

Really expected that to be more traumatizing.

Aretha Franklin in a bikini would be more traumatizing.

Is that a challenge?

No.