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Title: Katawa Effect - Enter the Reapers Post by: rk47 on January 08, 2012, 05:38:28 PM (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/829607/shojo/01/Untitled-1.jpg)
But now, in late winter, it feels like I'm standing under a pile of kindling. I breathe into my cupped hands and rub them together furiously to prevent them from numbing in this cold. (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/829607/shojo/01/Untitled-2.jpg) Ah yes...the note... slipped between the pages of my math book while I wasn't looking and playing Terraria. As far as clichés go, I'm more a fan of the letter-in-the-locker, but at least this way shows a bit of initiative. As I ponder the meaning of the note, the snowfall gradually thickens. The snowflakes silently falling from the white-painted sky are the only sign of time passing in this stagnant world. (Ed: Just like the writer's dandruff.) Their slow descent upon the frozen forest makes it seem like time has slowed to a crawl. The rustling of dry snow underfoot startles me, interrupting the quiet mood. Someone is approaching me from behind. (https://dl-web.dropbox.com/get/Public/rtk/intro/eyes.jpg?w=eaf76964) (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/829607/shojo/01/Untitled-3.jpg) ED: Yes, I totally came. :smug: A hestitating, barely audible question. However, I recognize the owner of that dainty voice instantly. I feel my heart skip a beat. It's a voice I've listened to hundreds of times, but never as more than an eavesdropper to a conversation. I turn to face this voice, the voice of my dreams, and my heart begins to race... (ED: Now you know how Captain Picard felt in Oblivion) A majestic love story in Skyrim... (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/829607/shojo/01/Untitled-4.jpg) (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/829607/shojo/01/Untitled-5.jpg) Dammit. I spent all afternoon trying to come up with a good line and that was the result. Pathetic. (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/829607/shojo/01/iwanako.gif) Ahmm...yes. I asked a friend to give you that note...I'm so glad you got it. A shy, joyous smile that makes me so tense I couldn't move a single muscle even if I tried. FUS (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/829607/shojo/01/untitled-6.jpg) (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/829607/shojo/01/untitled-7.jpg) (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/829607/shojo/01/hisao.gif) So..ah..here we are. Out in the cold... ED: Looks like there's only one way to warm up.. :smug: Once again, the wind stirs up the branches. The cacophonous noise is music to my ears. And the tapping of the keyboard of the writer echoes in his room, copying down the damn narration, word by word. Iwanako flinches ever so softly against the gust of wind. As it passes, she rights herself, as if supported by some new confidence. Her eyes lock with mine and she lazily twirls her long, dark hair around her finger. All the while, the anxious beating of my heart grows louder. FUS My throat is tight; I doubt I could even force a word out if I tried. Music: Romance in Skyrim (http://youtu.be/eVVXNDv8rY0) FUS (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/829607/shojo/01/iwanako.gif) You see... FUS (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/829607/shojo/01/iwanako.gif) I wanted to know.. ROH (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/829607/shojo/01/iwanako.gif) ..if you'd go out with me... DAH (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/829607/shojo/01/untitled-8.jpg) Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/829607/shojo/01/untitled-9.jpg) naal ok zin los vahriin (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/829607/shojo/01/iwanako.gif) Hisao? (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/829607/shojo/01/untitled-10.jpg) wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal! (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/829607/shojo/01/iwanako.gif) Hisao?! (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/829607/shojo/01/untitled-11.jpg) Ahrk fin norok paal graan (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/829607/shojo/01/iwanako.gif) HISAO! (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/829607/shojo/01/untitled-12.jpg) fod nust hon zindro zaan (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/829607/shojo/01/untitled-13.jpg) Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal! (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/829607/shojo/01/untitled-14.jpg) Title: Re: Free Hugs in 2012 Post by: Der Helm on January 08, 2012, 05:56:58 PM What the fuck did I just read ? :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Free Hugs in 2012 Post by: Muffled on January 08, 2012, 07:43:09 PM It is art. It is beauty. It is perfection.
:roflcopter: Title: Re: Free Hugs in 2012 Post by: rk47 on January 08, 2012, 07:53:53 PM (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/829607/shojo/02/01.jpg)
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/829607/shojo/02/02.jpg) (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/829607/shojo/02/03.jpg) (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/829607/shojo/02/04.jpg) (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/829607/shojo/02/05.jpg) (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/829607/shojo/02/06.jpg) (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/829607/shojo/02/07.jpg) Title: Re: Free Hugs in 2012 Post by: rk47 on January 08, 2012, 10:09:30 PM Title: Re: Dovahkiin leaves Hospital Post by: Teleku on January 09, 2012, 12:00:56 AM You are
Title: Re: Dovahkiin leaves Hospital Post by: rk47 on January 09, 2012, 12:55:31 AM Title: Re: Dovahkiin leaves Hospital Post by: rk47 on January 09, 2012, 02:00:44 AM Title: Re: Meet da Classmates Post by: Sheepherder on January 09, 2012, 02:17:39 AM Why? Do I have to? (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1143749/Guardian.png) YES AVATAR, THAT IS EXACTLY THE RIGHT THING TO DO. Title: Re: Meet da Classmates Post by: rk47 on January 09, 2012, 02:35:20 AM Why? Do I have to? (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1143749/Guardian.png) YES AVATAR, THAT IS EXACTLY THE RIGHT THING TO DO. :drill: Title: Re: Meet da Classmates Post by: rk47 on January 09, 2012, 03:23:52 AM Title: School Post by: rk47 on January 09, 2012, 04:14:55 AM Title: Re: Meet da Classmates Post by: Llyse on January 09, 2012, 04:15:48 AM You are a god among men, please let this continue! :drill: :heart: :heart: :drill:
Title: Re: ASK ! NAME! JOB! GOODBYE! Post by: rk47 on January 09, 2012, 04:29:10 AM Title: Re: It's night - you should ...do it. Post by: Yegolev on January 09, 2012, 12:40:11 PM (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/85916/star_trek_freak_out.gif)
Title: Re: It's night - you should ...do it. Post by: Ceryse on January 09, 2012, 12:50:22 PM I'm not sure what unsettles me more. The radicalthon or the game.
Either way I can't look away. Title: Re: It's night - you should ...do it. Post by: tazelbain on January 09, 2012, 12:52:49 PM Interesting how this took nearing 24hrs to so up on my unread post list.
Title: Re: It's night - you should ...do it. Post by: rk47 on January 09, 2012, 04:16:40 PM Title: Re: It's a TRAP! Post by: Azuredream on January 09, 2012, 06:07:55 PM This is amazing.
Title: Re: It's a TRAP! Post by: rk47 on January 09, 2012, 06:57:35 PM I think there will be naught bits . shd I censor it or is this board liberal enuff to let me post it? I'll put it under spoiler, but not sure if i shd add NSFW tag or not.
This whole thing ..this thread...is kinda already cross that line. :why_so_serious: Title: Re: It's a TRAP! Post by: Rendakor on January 09, 2012, 07:24:23 PM Post it under spoiler with NSFW, or Alduin would never forgive you.
Also, I can't help but read Misha as sounding like Pinky Pie. Title: Re: It's a TRAP! Post by: rk47 on January 10, 2012, 04:24:44 AM Title: Re: I herd you like mudkips Post by: lamaros on January 10, 2012, 04:34:22 AM Ok.
Title: RE: MY CUP RUNNETH OVAH Post by: rk47 on January 10, 2012, 06:58:07 AM Title: Re: RIDING DUEL! ACCELERATION! Post by: tgr on January 10, 2012, 07:10:24 AM This is like a trainwreck, I can't look away.
Title: Re: RIDING DUEL! ACCELERATION! Post by: K9 on January 10, 2012, 07:15:30 AM Masterful
Title: Re: RIDING DUEL! ACCELERATION! Post by: Paelos on January 10, 2012, 07:15:53 AM So it's a dating sim about disabled people?
Title: Re: RIDING DUEL! ACCELERATION! Post by: Trippy on January 10, 2012, 10:38:01 AM http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=21759.0
Title: Re: RIDING DUEL! ACCELERATION! Post by: Paelos on January 10, 2012, 01:28:31 PM You guys pick some odd things.
Title: Re: RIDING DUEL! ACCELERATION! Post by: rk47 on January 10, 2012, 03:18:57 PM Title: Re: Do not fear the psyker... Post by: rk47 on January 11, 2012, 05:42:38 AM Title: Re: Set phasers to douche! Post by: rk47 on January 11, 2012, 08:05:47 AM Title: Re: Captain Douchevahkin~! Set Phasers to Stung! Post by: ezrast on January 11, 2012, 10:19:11 AM Don't forget all you've learned, man. Don't focus on the differences. Option 1. Option 1!
Title: Re: Captain Douchevahkin~! Set Phasers to Stung! Post by: taolurker on January 11, 2012, 10:34:57 AM I honestly can't believe you're typing all of this, let alone being subjected to it. You're a braver man than I am.
I am not really reading everything, but mostly looking at your screencaps and going WTF. especially this one: Title: Re: Captain Douchevahkin~! Set Phasers to Stung! Post by: rk47 on January 11, 2012, 03:05:28 PM u WIN A PRIZE!
Naked man appears in French children's fashion shoot (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8994674/Naked-man-appears-in-French-childrens-fashion-shoot.html) Title: Re: Captain Douchevahkin~! Set Phasers to Stung! Post by: Spiff on January 12, 2012, 01:32:10 AM :-o Dear lord I didn't even catch that one.
Genius :inluv: Title: Re: I WOULD NEVER ASK FOR THIS Post by: rk47 on January 12, 2012, 01:46:41 AM Title: Re: My Vision has been Augmented Post by: schild on January 12, 2012, 06:13:13 AM Just found this thread - don't know why it didn't pop up for me before. Katawa Shoujo! Didn't expect to see the 4chan game here.
Title: Re: My Vision has been Augmented Post by: rk47 on January 12, 2012, 08:49:45 AM Title: Re: You've fallen - Press O To Stand Up Post by: Mosesandstick on January 12, 2012, 09:00:27 AM I'm not sure whether the game is crazy or rk47 is, but I'm enjoying it. Keep it going!
Title: Re: You've fallen - Press O To Stand Up Post by: rk47 on January 12, 2012, 05:37:39 PM Title: Re: Deff-ibb..fib...brlators... Post by: rk47 on January 13, 2012, 04:50:59 AM Title: Re: A bomb JC! A BOMB! Post by: taolurker on January 13, 2012, 06:32:21 AM I highly suspect that if you actually do start to get anywhere with one of the disabled that you will likely die because of your heart condition.
Title: Re: A bomb JC! A BOMB! Post by: Azuredream on January 13, 2012, 06:37:44 AM I highly suspect that if you actually do start to get anywhere with one of the disabled that you will likely die because of your heart condition. That only happens if you completely ignore all the girls. You get a joke route with Kenji that ends in you dying and the text basically saying 'hey idiot, this is a dating sim.' I think rk47's narration on that would be pretty entertaining though. Title: Re: A bomb JC! A BOMB! Post by: schild on January 13, 2012, 07:02:07 AM Ok. It took a lot of updates but "My periods have been augmented" got me.
Title: Re: A bomb JC! A BOMB! Post by: rk47 on January 13, 2012, 08:52:15 AM Title: Re: I gotcha now, Puny Parker! BWHAHAHAH! Post by: rk47 on January 14, 2012, 12:55:55 AM Title: Re: A pedophile network run by the CIA for satanic purposes Post by: rk47 on January 14, 2012, 12:57:59 AM Character design stage -
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/829607/shojo/emidevelopment.jpg) Title: Re: A pedophile network run by the CIA for satanic purposes Post by: rk47 on January 14, 2012, 03:03:52 PM Title: Re: A pedophile network run by the CIA for satanic purposes Post by: rk47 on January 14, 2012, 09:18:44 PM Title: Re: The Rick of Fate is Rolling! Post by: Sheepherder on January 15, 2012, 08:49:11 AM START WITH A FRAGMENT OF THE ENEMY. A DROP OF BLOOD. A CRYSTALLIZED THOUGHT. ONE OF THEIR HOPES. ALL OF THESE THINGS TELL THE WAY IT CAN DIE.
Title: Re: The Rick of Fate is Rolling! Post by: rk47 on January 15, 2012, 07:06:03 PM Title: Re: The Rick of Fate is Rolling! Post by: rk47 on January 15, 2012, 09:19:49 PM (http://i.imgur.com/qwFsl.jpg)
Title: Re: The Rick of Fate is Rolling! Post by: taolurker on January 15, 2012, 10:51:52 PM Title: Re: The Rick of Fate is Rolling! Post by: rk47 on January 15, 2012, 11:11:29 PM Hee hee. I wish radicalthon forum reply per thread is lowered to 15 - the image load is starting to kill the internet.
Title: Re: The Rick of Fate is Rolling! Post by: rk47 on January 16, 2012, 05:24:20 AM Title: Re: The Rick of Fate is Rolling! Post by: rk47 on January 16, 2012, 08:32:47 PM Title: Re: The Rick of Fate is Rolling! Post by: rk47 on January 18, 2012, 07:40:32 AM Title: Re: Free Lunches Yippeeeee comes with free arms and legs! Post by: pxib on January 18, 2012, 05:29:05 PM I dunno, I expected this game to be a lot more... terrible than it is. In every definition of the word.
That it's largely inoffensive, charming, and written with a hint of narrative charge is profoundly bizzare. Title: Re: Free Lunches Yippeeeee comes with free arms and legs! Post by: Sheepherder on January 18, 2012, 05:33:06 PM 4Chan: serious artists.
Title: Re: Free Lunches Yippeeeee comes with free arms and legs! Post by: rk47 on January 18, 2012, 07:37:23 PM I dunno, I expected this game to be a lot more... terrible than it is. In every definition of the word. That it's largely inoffensive, charming, and written with a hint of narrative charge is profoundly bizzare. I know, it's like getting this newspaper wrapped box with a sticker and hand card written by 5 year old - 'heya, TURD INSIDE! ENJOY!' you laughed, knowing yeah, maybe it's shit.it's for lulz. you wanted to laugh. you ready your nasal senses for the shittiest smell as you unwrap the bundle of joy. slowly...the newspaper wrap tore away...revealing...chocolates. you take a whiff. nothing. it's chocolate. with some crunchy flakes on top...you doubt it's really chocolate. or its taste. you take a lick ...sweet, slighty bitter. it starts to melt on your finger as you gently squeeze it..creating slight cracks on its surface. ..finally, there's no more doubt and you drop the whole thing into your mouth. sweet...so sweet....i want it to last....longer. Title: Re: Free Lunches Yippeeeee comes with free arms and legs! Post by: Cadaverine on January 19, 2012, 12:41:40 PM I dunno, I expected this game to be a lot more... terrible than it is. In every definition of the word. That it's largely inoffensive, charming, and written with a hint of narrative charge is profoundly bizzare. I know, it's like getting this newspaper wrapped box with a sticker and hand card written by 5 year old - 'heya, TURD INSIDE! ENJOY!' you laughed, knowing yeah, maybe it's shit.it's for lulz. you wanted to laugh. you ready your nasal senses for the shittiest smell as you unwrap the bundle of joy. slowly...the newspaper wrap tore away...revealing...chocolates. you take a whiff. nothing. it's chocolate. with some crunchy flakes on top...you doubt it's really chocolate. or its taste. you take a lick ...sweet, slighty bitter. it starts to melt on your finger as you gently squeeze it..creating slight cracks on its surface. ..finally, there's no more doubt and you drop the whole thing into your mouth. sweet...so sweet....i want it to last....longer. :ye_gods: I was initially surprised that the subject was handled as maturely as it was. Not my type of game by any stretch, but it was not too bad. Title: Re: Free Lunches Yippeeeee comes with free arms and legs! Post by: schild on January 19, 2012, 12:54:03 PM When something is labeled 4chan, it does not mean it's going to turn into a racist bukakke-laden romp through hell.
It just has the POTENTIAL to be that. Title: Re: Free Lunches Yippeeeee comes with free arms and legs! Post by: pxib on January 19, 2012, 02:29:01 PM Japan-based male romantic fantasy choose-your-own-adventure is not a genre known for either charactarization or sensitivity. Nor do teams of amateurs from the internet tend to produce professional-quality product. Nor, indeed, does "it's a dating sim where you choose to flirt with, persue, and ultimately fuck a blind girl, a deaf girl, a girl with no arms, a girl with no legs, or a girl with extreme scarring on half of her body" sound like a project that could be described -- in anything but jest -- as "charming" or "tasteful".
It's also labled 4chan... ...and it punches Sturgeon's Law in the face. Title: Re: Free Lunches Yippeeeee comes with free arms and legs! Post by: rk47 on January 19, 2012, 06:02:34 PM Title: Re: The Barcode is not in Braille Post by: ezrast on January 19, 2012, 06:21:43 PM About time!
Still quietly rooting for Team Hanako though. Title: Re: The Barcode is not in Braille Post by: Azuredream on January 19, 2012, 06:43:22 PM About time! Still quietly rooting for Team Hanako though. I'm loudly rooting for Team Lilly to compensate. I will laugh heartily if he ends up with Hanako in spite of himself though. Title: Re: Special Deal on Prophylactics on Aisle 6..Special Deal on Pro- Post by: rk47 on January 19, 2012, 07:54:26 PM Title: Re: Special Deal on Prophylactics in Aisle 6. Post by: Sheepherder on January 19, 2012, 10:16:39 PM It's like Chris Avellone made a Japanese dating game.
Title: Re: Special Deal on Prophylactics in Aisle 6. Post by: K9 on January 20, 2012, 03:54:16 AM This game keeps being surprising, keep it up.
Title: Re: Special Deal on Prophylactics in Aisle 6. Post by: JWIV on January 20, 2012, 05:20:43 AM Love this so far - Just as a FYI though - the youtube links seemed broken on the last two updates.
Title: Re: Special Deal on Prophylactics in Aisle 6. Post by: tgr on January 20, 2012, 05:28:36 AM Yeah, it's surprisingly non-:uhrr: or :ye_gods: so far. Keep it up.
Title: Re: HURRY UP STALKER! Post by: rk47 on January 20, 2012, 05:59:41 AM Title: Re: HURRY UP STALKER! Post by: rk47 on January 20, 2012, 06:11:16 AM I'll leave it to a vote guys. It's so far
Lilly 1 Hanako 1 You got around ...10 hours. I gotta fly out of the country in 20 hours. Have fun! Title: Re: Free Lunches Yippeeeee comes with free arms and legs! Post by: Yegolev on January 20, 2012, 07:21:00 AM When something is labeled 4chan, it does not mean it's going to turn into a racist bukakke-laden romp through hell. What good is labeling, then? Has the world gone mad? Title: Re: HURRY UP STALKER! Post by: Rendakor on January 20, 2012, 09:23:35 AM I'll leave it to a vote guys. It's so far Lilly!!Lilly 1 Shizune 1 You got around ...10 hours. I gotta fly out of the country in 20 hours. Have fun! Title: Re: HURRY UP STALKER! Post by: ezrast on January 20, 2012, 09:25:58 AM Pretty sure you mean Hanako, not Shizune?
I'm not sure if that will make the vote any less of a landslide, though. Title: Re: HURRY UP STALKER! Post by: tgr on January 20, 2012, 09:34:22 AM Shizune could have the crazy sex thing going though. :why_so_serious:
Title: Re: HURRY UP STALKER! Post by: rk47 on January 20, 2012, 09:41:03 AM Pretty sure you mean Hanako, not Shizune? I'm not sure if that will make the vote any less of a landslide, though. Oh yeah. My head hurts, it must be late night. Goddamn, haven't start packing.. Title: Re: HURRY UP STALKER! Post by: Strazos on January 20, 2012, 02:21:40 PM Duh, Lilly.
Title: Re: No sex. Wtf. Post by: rk47 on January 20, 2012, 06:27:48 PM Title: Re: Your lack of sex is disturbing Post by: JWIV on January 20, 2012, 06:50:45 PM :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:
Title: Re: Your lack of sex is disturbing Post by: Muffled on January 20, 2012, 09:57:29 PM Congratulations Dovahkiin!
And thank you RK47 for a great read, albeit in a different way than initially expected. :wink: Title: Re: Your lack of sex is disturbing Post by: Trippy on January 20, 2012, 10:01:32 PM :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Your lack of sex is disturbing Post by: Azuredream on January 20, 2012, 10:23:29 PM Having read the full version of Lilly's route, you actually didn't cut out much in terms of plot.
Title: Re: Your lack of sex is disturbing Post by: Strazos on January 20, 2012, 11:31:31 PM Wow, they actually keep it all clean?
Title: Re: Your lack of sex is disturbing Post by: pxib on January 21, 2012, 12:29:55 AM I believe the answer to that is that the last several images rk47 showed were part of an animation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWJ4nN6vKu4) that plays between act one and act two of a four act story. So there's plenty of time for bumping uglies.
Title: Re: Your lack of sex is disturbing Post by: rk47 on January 21, 2012, 01:36:41 AM I believe the answer to that is that the last several images rk47 showed were part of an animation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWJ4nN6vKu4) that plays between act one and act two of a four act story. So there's plenty of time for bumping uglies. (http://sarcasticgamer.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/dawson-crying.jpg) Title: Re: Your lack of sex is disturbing Post by: Strazos on January 21, 2012, 05:03:26 AM Wait...you mean...there's more? :grin:
Title: Re: Your lack of sex is disturbing Post by: Cadaverine on January 21, 2012, 08:02:39 AM Yes. Though, ending it there actually works a bit better than the actual ending.
Title: Re: Your lack of sex is disturbing Post by: rk47 on January 21, 2012, 04:27:52 PM Wahah-wahahah (http://youtu.be/c7xKKE5DE18)
Title: Re: Your lack of sex is disturbing Post by: tgr on January 21, 2012, 04:34:11 PM Why isn't there a proper psyduck here?
Oh well, this'll do: :ye_gods: Title: Re: Your lack of sex is disturbing Post by: K9 on January 22, 2012, 10:33:21 AM :awesome_for_real:
Title: It's not even half time! Play on! Post by: rk47 on January 23, 2012, 09:46:58 AM Title: Re: K-Shoujo Act 2: It's not even half time! Play on! Post by: rk47 on January 24, 2012, 08:04:28 AM Title: Rin in a Bin Post by: rk47 on January 24, 2012, 11:35:43 PM http://ks.renai.us/viewtopic.php?f=51&t=1655
Title: Re: K-Shoujo Act 2 : Kenji-kun cares for you Post by: rk47 on January 25, 2012, 06:48:46 AM (http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a81/The_Vault_Dweller/1326835678125.jpg)
Title: Re: ....Man. Trapped. Post by: rk47 on January 25, 2012, 07:56:14 AM Title: Re: K-Shoujo Act 2 : Kenji-kun cares for you Post by: Sheepherder on January 25, 2012, 01:02:13 PM Title: Re: Man - Trapped Post by: pxib on January 25, 2012, 01:28:04 PM Japan! We're in Japan!
Title: Re: Man - Trapped Post by: Sheepherder on January 25, 2012, 01:56:11 PM Was that directed at me? I am aware. I'm still making this face: :oh_i_see:
Title: Re: Man - Trapped Post by: Mrbloodworth on January 26, 2012, 12:44:34 PM I never knew Scottish ladies had such big eyes.
Title: Re: Man - Trapped Post by: rk47 on January 28, 2012, 08:28:11 AM Title: Slept with Two the whole Night Post by: rk47 on January 31, 2012, 06:20:58 AM Title: Re: Slept with Two the whole Night Post by: Paelos on January 31, 2012, 06:58:16 AM TEASE! :heartbreak:
Title: Re: Slept with Two the whole Night Post by: taolurker on January 31, 2012, 01:02:34 PM Title: Re: Slept with Two the whole Night Post by: rk47 on February 04, 2012, 08:48:23 AM Title: Re: Slept with Two the whole Night Post by: rk47 on February 04, 2012, 08:52:24 AM Title: Re: Slept with Two the whole Night Post by: rk47 on February 04, 2012, 09:00:32 AM Title: Re: Bin it Post by: rk47 on February 05, 2012, 03:41:13 PM Title: Re: I cannot Shoujo this girl - Wtf? Post by: rk47 on February 05, 2012, 03:44:07 PM Title: Re: I cannot Shoujo this girl - Wtf? Post by: rk47 on February 07, 2012, 03:38:06 AM Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Lilly Post by: Mosesandstick on February 07, 2012, 04:29:02 AM :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Lilly Post by: apocrypha on February 07, 2012, 05:37:49 AM :heart: this thread.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Lilly Post by: JWIV on February 07, 2012, 08:06:15 AM I remain in awe of this thread.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Lilly Post by: Paelos on February 07, 2012, 08:10:32 AM Should I be worried?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Lilly Post by: tgr on February 07, 2012, 08:55:13 AM Shouldn't you?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Lilly Post by: Samwise on February 07, 2012, 09:22:30 AM The Baldening has just been surpassed.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Lilly Post by: rk47 on February 07, 2012, 03:28:23 PM Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Lilly Post by: Samwise on February 07, 2012, 05:02:59 PM Damn fine specimen. Why can't we romance her? /agree :grin: Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Lilly Post by: Kitsune on February 07, 2012, 09:57:08 PM ED: Get her a pair of Nike shoes. :smug: They have those. (http://www.designboom.com/weblog/images/images_2/2011/jenny/nikesole/nikesole05.jpg) Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Lilly Post by: rk47 on February 08, 2012, 01:12:59 AM Last night's aftermath:
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/829607/shojo/47/05.jpg) Title: Goodbye Lilly Post by: rk47 on February 08, 2012, 06:22:40 AM Title: Re: Goodbye Lilly Post by: rk47 on February 09, 2012, 03:23:00 PM Title: Re: Goodbye Lilly Post by: rk47 on February 09, 2012, 03:28:18 PM Title: Re: Goodbye Lilly Post by: koro on February 09, 2012, 04:22:57 PM Quote (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/829607/shojo/35/me.jpg) Not really. You're probably best off just sticking to the original. His later books didn't live up to it, other than maybe 'God Emperor.' Yer one of tha good ones, kid. Title: Re: Goodbye Lilly Post by: Sheepherder on February 09, 2012, 05:00:23 PM Aspie is fucking thick, isn't he? Title: Re: Goodbye Lilly Post by: rk47 on February 09, 2012, 07:03:27 PM Quote (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/829607/shojo/35/me.jpg) Not really. You're probably best off just sticking to the original. His later books didn't live up to it, other than maybe 'God Emperor.' Yer one of tha good ones, kid. Would you like to see my sandworm? :grin: Title: Re: Slow roasted, bacon goodness Post by: rk47 on February 09, 2012, 09:15:37 PM Title: Re: Goodbye Lilly Post by: rk47 on February 09, 2012, 09:18:39 PM Title: Re: Goodbye Lilly Post by: Rendakor on February 09, 2012, 11:19:20 PM :why_so_serious:
Title: Re: Goodbye Lilly Post by: tgr on February 10, 2012, 12:45:58 AM :ye_gods:
That had better be an awful nightmare. Title: Re: Goodbye Lilly Post by: rk47 on February 10, 2012, 01:05:48 AM Title: Re: Goodbye Lilly Post by: Sheepherder on February 10, 2012, 03:35:05 AM Title: Re: Welcome Back, Lilly Post by: rk47 on February 10, 2012, 09:15:40 AM Title: Re: Welcome Back, Lilly Post by: Paelos on February 10, 2012, 10:25:27 AM This character has the game of a mentally challenged sloth.
Title: Re: Welcome Back, Lilly Post by: Sheepherder on February 10, 2012, 11:54:58 AM Like watching a quarterback fire the ball into the back of a defensive linesman's head over and over again.
Title: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! Post by: rk47 on February 10, 2012, 08:41:34 PM Title: Re: Welcome Back, Lilly Post by: Sheepherder on February 10, 2012, 11:57:01 PM (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1143749/GuardianFacepalm.png)
Title: Re: ...you want to do WHAT? Post by: rk47 on February 11, 2012, 01:31:44 AM Title: Re: Welcome Back, Lilly Post by: Paelos on February 11, 2012, 06:32:20 AM DUDE THAT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE! ARRRRRRRGH :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Welcome Back, Lilly Post by: rk47 on February 11, 2012, 07:01:54 AM Here's your long awaited update. (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/829607/shojo/40/part%201.wma)
Title: Re: Welcome Back, Lilly Post by: tgr on February 11, 2012, 07:12:06 AM :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Welcome Back, Lilly Post by: Azuredream on February 11, 2012, 07:16:20 AM :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Welcome Back, Lilly Post by: JWIV on February 11, 2012, 08:16:04 AM :why_so_serious:
Title: Re: Welcome Back, Lilly Post by: Strazos on February 11, 2012, 08:42:00 AM Heh.
Title: Re: Welcome Back, Lilly Post by: Rendakor on February 11, 2012, 09:02:36 AM Thread continues to deliver.
Title: Re: Welcome Back, Lilly Post by: Furiously on February 11, 2012, 11:53:22 AM :drillf:
Title: Re: Welcome Back, Lilly Post by: Samwise on February 11, 2012, 01:15:53 PM Here's your long awaited update. (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/829607/shojo/40/part%201.wma) (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/40386/Smileys/megusta.png) Title: We've Penetration! Post by: rk47 on February 11, 2012, 02:04:49 PM Title: Re: Welcome Back, Lilly Post by: Strazos on February 11, 2012, 03:19:11 PM But...what...I don't even... :why_so_serious:
May want to toss the NSFW tag on the title, just in case. Title: NSFW - Unisex Toilet Post by: rk47 on February 11, 2012, 05:09:48 PM Title: Re: Welcome Back, Lilly Post by: rk47 on February 11, 2012, 05:13:03 PM Also:
(http://i.imgur.com/6PrKN.png) Title: Rated M for MWA-HAHA~ Post by: rk47 on February 13, 2012, 01:50:15 AM You still think this is SAFE FOR WORK? MWAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Welcome Back, Lilly Post by: Samwise on February 13, 2012, 10:51:37 AM :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Welcome Back, Lilly Post by: tgr on February 13, 2012, 11:14:46 AM (http://kalaharisafaris.co.za/images/fap-fap-fap-rage-face-i7.jpg)
Title: Re: Welcome Back, Lilly Post by: Strazos on February 13, 2012, 01:41:11 PM I have now lost all respect for this game. :oh_i_see:
Title: Re: Welcome Back, Lilly Post by: Azuredream on February 13, 2012, 04:27:48 PM If you go into the options you can switch off all of those scenes and pretend they don't exist.
Title: Re: Welcome Back, Lilly Post by: tgr on February 13, 2012, 04:36:05 PM That would be like watching spartacus without tits and blood.
Title: Re: Welcome Back, Lilly Post by: rk47 on February 13, 2012, 07:28:15 PM Title: Re: Aftermath Post by: rk47 on February 13, 2012, 09:28:28 PM Title: Re: Act 4 Diabetes Post by: rk47 on February 14, 2012, 05:53:56 PM Title: Re: Act 4 Diabetes Post by: Kitsune on February 15, 2012, 09:54:34 AM (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/829607/shojo/42/me.jpg) Wait...since when were we using protection?
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/829607/shojo/42/lilly-pout.jpg) Unlike you, I remembered. The packet is in the cupboard next to the sink. (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/829607/shojo/42/me.jpg) Lily... those are M&Ms. (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/44138/lily.png) BAD END Title: Re: Act 4 Aftermath Post by: Mrbloodworth on February 16, 2012, 07:11:09 AM I thought this was a "Dating game".
Title: Re: Act 4 Aftermath Post by: rk47 on February 16, 2012, 05:27:36 PM Title: Re: Act 4 Aftermath Post by: rk47 on February 19, 2012, 03:32:27 PM Title: What's wrong, Lilly? Post by: rk47 on February 22, 2012, 11:13:23 PM Title: Re: What's wrong, Lilly? Post by: Kitsune on February 23, 2012, 10:55:57 AM ED: Y'know I think I'll google up that fact sometime. It might be true that the brain cannot really dream what it didn't see...but touch and smell? :The more you know: Blind people don't see in dreams, unless they spent most of their life sighted. People born blind or blinded young dream in audio. Dunno about the touch and smell part. The only touch sensation I can personally recall from dreams is being warm, which is just what my body was feeling at the time under the blankets, and I don't recall scent at all. (EDIT: Just woke up from a dream where I was off in the wilderness being chased by bears, and definitely felt while I was whaleing on one with a pillow, and the other was prodding my back with its muzzle as I was booking away. So I can feel more in dreams. Not sure how often I do.) On a slight tangent, there was a blind girl I hung out with when I was a kid, sadly not built like Lily though she was blond. She fascinated me, so I was often her seeing eye dog when the group would go out and she needed someone to lead her through unfamiliar places. She was a pianist, which just sorta helped add to the coolness factor. But anyways, where Lily sort of drops the ball, character-wise, is that there's a little bit of an uncanny valley with (lifelong) blind people. Their eyes roll and twitch seemingly at random instead of staying straight or looking in the direction of where their attention is focused, and their poise and expressions seem a little... off. Since they can't observe other people very well and mimic what they see the same way sighted people pick up social customs, the result is the occasional weird expression or odd gesture. Her head was also almost constantly in motion; I suspect she was tracking sounds and echoes to get a better idea about what was going on around her, but I never asked. Title: Re: Act 4 Aftermath Post by: rk47 on February 26, 2012, 11:06:17 PM Title: Re: Act 4 Aftermath Post by: tgr on February 27, 2012, 12:58:17 AM (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/829607/shojo/45/i.jpg)
Proceed. Title: Look into the darkness BAYBEH! Post by: rk47 on February 27, 2012, 02:01:33 AM Title: Re: Act 4 Aftermath Post by: Trippy on February 27, 2012, 02:10:32 AM :grin:
Title: Ah AH AHH AHHHH AAAAAARGGGGGGHHHHHHH! Post by: rk47 on February 27, 2012, 03:47:11 AM Title: Re: Act 4 Aftermath Post by: Trippy on February 27, 2012, 04:05:12 AM :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Act 4 Aftermath Post by: rk47 on February 29, 2012, 09:39:13 PM Title: Re: Really?! Post by: rk47 on March 01, 2012, 11:48:03 PM Title: Re: Katawa Shoujo - Enable the Disabled Post by: Samwise on March 02, 2012, 08:48:05 AM Quote ...the cake I bought for her and never finished... :why_so_serious: Title: Re: Katawa Shoujo - Enable the Disabled Post by: rk47 on March 02, 2012, 05:32:06 PM Title: Re: Katawa Shoujo - Enable the Disabled Post by: Merusk on March 02, 2012, 07:02:31 PM Now I'm curious just how much of this is your choices vs. who the character is. So many "Dude, be a man and take charge" hints from her and the character (and you from the ed: comments) are all 'wait wat? Don't you want my passive ass?" Hm.
Title: Re: Katawa Shoujo - Enable the Disabled Post by: rk47 on March 02, 2012, 07:20:18 PM It's the most painful railroaded narration possible. I can't believe anyone could praise this game's writing. At some points it's tolerable, but this...THIS....
It's like the anti-Shepard. It's like I'm trapped in some disabled kid who is incapable of making a decision. Like I'm just some voice in his head, all helpless to tell him what to do. Title: Re: Katawa Shoujo - Enable the Disabled Post by: tgr on March 02, 2012, 07:33:12 PM I must admit I was a bit :uhrr: at my lilly playthrough, as I got the same one as you. Everything in me screamed "...what the fuck is wrong with tagging along, then?".
The other arcs I've played through have been less depressing. Title: Re: Katawa Shoujo - Enable the Disabled Post by: Azuredream on March 02, 2012, 08:05:59 PM All the girls' stories are written by different people. You might like a different one better.
Title: Re: Really?! Post by: Sheepherder on March 03, 2012, 10:34:59 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF1b8h9xhtM Title: Re: Katawa Shoujo - Enable the Disabled Post by: rk47 on March 05, 2012, 03:42:27 AM Meanwhile in Katawa Shoujo Forums...
How to get over Katawa Shoujo and move on with your life (http://ks.renai.us/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=5664) Quote from: odnsfvn Hey! I've read all over the seemingly many topics about how to get over the game. As this is maybe a little help for you, I will try to clarify things, in order to discuss and help each other - this will as well be my own attempt on getting over it - again... So please do not post things like "olol I had no probs" as they will be ignored anyways by people who seek help. And yes, I registered just for this one. So I've read Hanakos arc (good ending) - and I got similar symptoms some of you had: 1. The urge not to play another path, because it would feel as cheating 2. The wish to experience something like that yourself 3. The feel of losing something, sadness after the path (which is not to be confused with being touched because of a romantic ending) 4. The feel that you can't complete the route or the game, because then, (like someone around said earlier) there would be "no more" of the girls :singletearof47: Title: Re: Katawa Shoujo - Enable the Disabled Post by: rk47 on March 08, 2012, 12:15:18 AM Title: Re: Katawa Shoujo - Enable the Disabled Post by: Kitsune on March 08, 2012, 07:52:56 AM If you're drinking Lipton, you have nobody to blame but yourself. It's like drinking Aristocrat vodka then complaining about vomiting and blindness afterwards.
Title: Re: My Failure has been Augmented Post by: rk47 on March 08, 2012, 07:01:10 PM Title: Re: Katawa Shoujo - Enable the Disabled Post by: ezrast on March 08, 2012, 08:54:20 PM Is this... did you screw up somewhere? Are you getting the bad ending? Does this always happen?
Am I going to have to play through with Shizune just to figure out what the crap is up between the two of them? Title: Re: Katawa Shoujo - Enable the Disabled Post by: Mosesandstick on March 08, 2012, 09:02:36 PM Getting a bad ending will usually end up in the story cutting short prematurely. The stories are all pretty much railroads so this is the good ending.
Title: Re: Katawa Shoujo - Enable the Disabled Post by: rk47 on March 08, 2012, 09:39:53 PM Is this... did you screw up somewhere? Are you getting the bad ending? Does this always happen? Am I going to have to play through with Shizune just to figure out what the crap is up between the two of them? No this is Lilly's writer being a dick. Title: Re: Katawa Shoujo - Enable the Disabled Post by: Merusk on March 09, 2012, 03:41:04 AM Got this and flipped through it already on 2 people. (And had 3 play-throughs..oops I died once.) Lots of shared scenes meant I'd read them here and was able to get past what I'd read here. Emi and Rin's endings were MUCH better, tho you don't get any smarter and Emi's "problem" was foreseeable almost her entire story arc.
Title: Re: Katawa Shoujo - Enable the Disabled Post by: tgr on March 09, 2012, 03:43:24 AM Hanako's ending wasn't too bad either, although there are creepy aspects to it, and it's weird to note the difference between Hanako in her arc, and Hanako in any of the other arcs.
Title: Re: Katawa Shoujo - Enable the Disabled Post by: rk47 on March 09, 2012, 07:49:15 AM I'm doing a radicalthon on my ME3 soon. I hope it isn't as bad as this.
Title: Re: Katawa Shoujo - Enable the Disabled Post by: Sheepherder on March 09, 2012, 11:56:58 AM This game needs a renegade interrupt button.
Title: Re: Katawa Shoujo - Enable the Disabled Post by: Merusk on March 09, 2012, 02:12:56 PM For what, surprise buttsekx?
Because that's totally in there. Title: Re: Katawa Shoujo - Enable the Disabled Post by: tgr on March 09, 2012, 02:37:16 PM More like "hey fuck you I'm coming with you" or something. It strikes me as overly dumb by the author to make the main hisao just let her go without putting up any sort of a fight at all. I mean, I can understand it when it's like shizune's bad ending, but this is supposed to be the good ending to this arc. Weak.
Title: Re: Katawa Shoujo - Enable the Disabled Post by: Sheepherder on March 09, 2012, 05:23:43 PM For what, surprise buttsekx? Because that's totally in there. Title: Re: Katawa Shoujo - Enable the Disabled Post by: Furiously on March 13, 2012, 01:11:59 AM Wait.... That was the ending?
Title: Renegade Interrupt Post by: rk47 on March 13, 2012, 01:30:32 AM Oh no. But this is. :grin:
Title: Re: Katawa Shoujo - Enable the Disabled Post by: Paelos on March 13, 2012, 07:50:38 AM So you died???
The ending is you not only get broken up with, but die in an airport? FUCK YOU BIOWARE! :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Katawa Shoujo - Enable the Disabled Post by: Sheepherder on March 13, 2012, 08:00:35 AM (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1143749/GuardianFacepalm.png)
(Because I'm rather proud of my handiwork) For fuck's sake, my smarmy jackassery was right. Should have just decked the bitch then get shitfaced after she admitted to setting weak heart dude up for a mindfuck. What a terrible ending. Title: Re: Katawa Shoujo - Enable the Disabled Post by: Azuredream on March 13, 2012, 08:07:04 AM That's not how it ends unless you picked the wrong choices.
Title: Welcome to Urf! Post by: rk47 on March 13, 2012, 08:28:05 PM Meh, I saw the ending and decided it sucked balls and hard to swallow. Too much emotional blackmail. I rather have emotional ...engagement....YEAHHH~~!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os36scNFMxI Title: Re: Katawa Effect - Enter the Reapers Post by: rk47 on March 14, 2012, 02:54:47 AM Title: Re: Katawa Effect - Enter the Reapers Post by: Paelos on March 14, 2012, 06:55:58 AM So this is what happens when RK47's mind finally snaps.
Title: Re: Katawa Effect - Enter the Reapers Post by: Tebonas on March 14, 2012, 07:03:28 AM I approve of a Renegade Shep Radicalthon.
Title: Re: Katawa Effect - Enter the Reapers Post by: rk47 on March 14, 2012, 07:18:07 PM Mission to Mars II
Title: Anti Reaper Equation Post by: rk47 on March 15, 2012, 06:59:33 PM Title: Re: Katawa Effect - Enter the Reapers Post by: tgr on March 16, 2012, 05:45:54 AM Could they try to make lens flares just a little more noticable? It worked so well in the last Star Trek. Title: Re: Katawa Effect - Enter the Reapers Post by: rk47 on March 16, 2012, 06:58:58 PM Title: Re: Katawa Effect - Enter the Reapers Post by: Muffled on March 16, 2012, 09:51:00 PM What ought I to be recognizing that music from?
Title: Re: Katawa Effect - Enter the Reapers Post by: rk47 on March 18, 2014, 09:14:45 PM Title: Re: Katawa Effect - Enter the Reapers Post by: rk47 on March 19, 2014, 10:25:20 PM Emotional Chase Sequence (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiQRQ4qWIFU)
Title: Re: Citadel Post by: rk47 on March 21, 2014, 02:40:08 AM Title: Emotionally Engaged Post by: rk47 on March 21, 2014, 11:13:13 PM Video: Emotionally Engaging Trailer (http://youtu.be/uzZst-l5zuQ)
:why_so_serious: Title: Re: Katawa Effect - Enter the Reapers Post by: schild on March 26, 2012, 09:36:43 AM What the FUCK did I miss?
Title: Re: Katawa Effect - Enter the Reapers Post by: Paelos on March 26, 2012, 10:01:51 AM What the FUCK did I miss? The blind chick left him for Scotland and rk47 lost his mind. Title: Re: Katawa Effect - Enter the Reapers Post by: Samwise on March 26, 2012, 10:36:35 AM I'm really hoping that this all turns out to be Hisao's stroke-induced coma dream or something.
Title: Re: Katawa Effect - Enter the Reapers Post by: taolurker on March 26, 2012, 01:44:51 PM For anyone who cares about the unfinished romance with Lilly
Title: Re: Katawa Effect - Enter the Reapers Post by: rk47 on March 26, 2012, 10:25:10 PM |