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Seriously, women.

This if for Airing your Grievances if you were confused.

Fuck Haemish for making the FF finals with Drew Brees and a bunch of grabasses.

That same lineup got me 13th last year!

Fuck Aaron Rodgers for not learning how to slide.

Fuck Mike McCarthy for not learning how to call a running play until your star QB is already concussed for the second time.

Fuck my clients for working me like a rented mule the last 8 months of the year.

Fuck publishers for not recognizing talent when they see it.

Fuck that crazy Amazon Breakthrough Novel Award critic who shitcanned my entry because she thought I cursed too fucking much, the fucking cunt.

Fuck the banks, mortgage brokers, everyone with a job on Wall Street and the entire Obama economic team. Double fuck Tim Geitner.

Fuck Tom Hicks and George Gillette for leaving such a goddamn mess Merseyside.

Fuck Fox for moving Fringe to the Friday night death slot.

Fuck Roland Moore just on GP.

Fuck idiotic TV viewers for not watching Terriers.

Fuck HBO for not bringing us a 4th season of Deadwood.

Fuck the flu. Seriously, the get the fuck out of my body already.

And fuck you all every one for being whoever the fuck you want to be.

Man I'm not feeling it this year for some reason. I'm at peace with the world, and not even particularly annoyed with any of you chucklefucks lately.

I'm very disappointed

-for my house constantly costing me lots of money this year with a new heat pump, etc.
-for my inattention to voicemail which might have cost me a sweet new job.
-that I didn't travel hardly any this year
-that Blizzard decided that the Forsaken are now evil and making Alliance scumfucks even more smug.
-that Civ5 came out in such rough condition.  Seriously, it's Civ.

and finally the assholes who broke in my home and stole my TV, laptop and XBox in broad daylight while I was at work. 

Fuck Dan Carpenter for missing 4 FG's and costing my 10-3 fantasy team its superbowl spot!
Fuck fantasy rules that hand out negative points for failed 60+ yard FG attempts, seriously fuck em right in the ear till their noses bleed.

Fuck Schild for banning girls.

Fuck department heads for firing people to get back at different people.

I'm disappointed in schild for taking my primary grievance of the season and putting it in the OP so I'll just look like I'm jumping on the bandwagon if I echo it.  But, yeah, women.  Fuck.  (Present company excepted.)

Is it just me or is Politics a hell of a lot more circular lately?  You assholes know who you are.  Go back to being entertaining and informative and stuff.

I'm disappointed in Valve for becoming perceptibly more evil.  There, I said it.

Fuck all the food and drink that I am trying and failing to avoid during the holidays.  Gah.

Fuck no girls allowed bullshit!

Fuck menstrual cramps for good measure!


And fuck that too, even though that didn't happen to me! That sounds terrible!

Fuck the 8 pounds I've gained back over the last month and a half, undoing 4+ months of work.

Fuck the consultants who told me "yes we can set this server up for you this way" and now can't.

Fuck Harry Reid and his clinging to the old Senate rules.

Fuck Apple for trying to trick me into installing Safari every time iTunes patches.

Fuck Mike Singletary for like 10000000 different reasons.

Fuck Blizzard for not fixing Tol Barad yet.

Fuck Stardock for Elemental. Times ten.

Fuck the BCS for existing.

And as always, fuck Stanford.

Oh, fuck Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacquiao for not fighting each other yet. That shit should be the most significant fight to come along in decades, with the winner guaranteed to be mentioned alongside the likes of Muhammad Ali and Sugar Ray Robinson for as long as anyone ever remembers they existed. Instead it's all political backbiting and jerking off. Mostly I blame Mayweather, he just doesn't seem to want any part of the fight.

Not really the forum for this sort of gripe, but whatever. I don't care about any of your shit either.

Fuck Politics.  Where people with good intentions go to Die.  Seriously folks.  A lot of fanaticism here and too much growing in the world.

Fuck the fucking fuckers. All of them.

Fuck unemployment and the perpetual job hunting.

Fuck Morat for emoting "snort" in 22% of his posts.  What a pompous shitstain.

Fuck all the people who only post in Politics. 6000 posts by one person in Politics. Some of you have a problem.

Fuck my old housemate for never returning my deposit, even though I moved out very kindly and generously in the face of her being a massive bitch so that her sister could move in. I hope she crashes her fat ass off her fixie in to traffic.

Fine then

Fuck Kyle Orton and Frank Gore for costing me my first chance to make money in a football pool.

Fuck the economy and high cost of living life for putting me in a spot where I'm going to have to sell my condo and rent.

Fuck politicians for giving me such a negative view on humanity.

Fuck organized religion and Fox News for the same thing.

Fuck everyone who ever was involved in anyway in coming up with the attitude that Torture Porn is wholesome entertainment while Boobies are bad. Fuck them.
 - no fuck that. They don't get to be fucked. They can get tortured and get off on that instead.

Fuck George Lucas for being George Lucas, even though he hasn't raped my childhood recently, I feel it important that we never forget.

Fuck fucking ribbon stickers on the back of SUVs. Don't care what the fuck it's supporting, I'm sick of them.

Fuck the girl scouts for not bringing me chocolate mint cookies this year.

I think you'll get in trouble for that.



Fuck our central heating installer for doing such a shoddy job, especially with the condensate outlet.

Fuck the UK weather for the resulting freezing-off-of-my-nuts for so long.

Fuck capitalism for any and all other problems in the world!  :grin:

There, there ... let it all out.

No real anger here at the ladies ... just a bit of pity for a lot of 'em ... what with their daddy issues, inability to know a real man when they see one, their schizo "I want equality, but I want to be taken care of" mentality ...

As far as a laundry list of "fuck x" ... well, I could go there, but I'd rather think about the positives. My mom's brain cancer is pretty much in remission, I have two weeks off work, my daughter is home for awhile, and tomorrow is our yearly family and friends "Christmas Eve" bash.

I'll save the bah-humbug for when I realize 2011 is just as shitty as 2010 was.

Fuck the news media for it's throttling up to the red line in it's effort to beat the viewer to the lowest common denominator in 2010 - boffo job there guys.  FUCKING ASSHOLES.  Fuck the news media for taking the gift of freedom of expression and turning it into a sleazy pandering to emotion, any emotion, regardless of the cost to objectivity and clarity in reporting.  Especially fuck the members of the news media that sleep like babies, without an ounce of regret or guilt about their disgusting abuse of power.

Fuck viewers for slurping it up - if you're only watching shows that preach foment to your sensibilities you're doing it wrong.

Fuck advertisers for not even attempting to be entertaining.  Yes, I understand that advertising gives us many nice things that we wouldn't otherwise be able to afford, but why do you have to suck so badly at your jobs?  Turning the sound up during commercials?  Really?  That's your best weapon to overcome our ambivalence about your advertisement?  Fuck-nuts!

Fuck bankers for being way more evil than politicians or lawyers while (until recently) maintaining an of respectability.

Fuck me for having the good fortune of having a job but not being grateful enough to overcome my ambivalence over doing the same fucking job on yet another artificially tight time-line at the end of the year.  What the fuck is my problem?

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE FLYING CARS?!

Fuck 2010 straight in it's miserly, inconsistent, "things are getting better, oh no wait, they're getting worse" ass.  Good riddance, you fucking jack off.

Fuck the New York Jets for dropping two games in a row in spectacular and not so spectacular fashions, respectively.

Fuck wedding plans

Fuck the powers that be at :nda: for getting all sorts of shit wrong that they won't realize they got wrong 'til six months from now when I've got to deal with the cleanup.

Fuck Morgan Stanley. No, I'm not coming back, no matter how much money you fuckers offer me.

Fuck all of Wall street for hiring shifty fuckers like me in the first place.

Fuck everyone on the right that thinks I'm a socialist and fuck everyone on the left that thinks I cut Obama to goddamn much slack.

Fuck the Bush tax cuts being extended and fucking over more of the poor and middle class.

Fuck every asshat that gave TRON: Legacy a poor review but thought Avatar was the height of fucking storytelling.

Fuck Bioware (Austin) in advance for fucking up SWTOR.

Fuck me for getting fat and lazy in my old age.

Fuck Fox in all its flavors, whether it be for their shitty, lopsided "news" or for, what Haemish said, sentencing Fringe to death while moving that musical clusterfuck American Idol to weds/thurs. Seriously, you shitstains don't have to devote another hour to the goddamn results.

No.2 fuck the TSA

My only real FUCK YOU goes to:

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If anyone else wants to masturbate everybody else in the circle jerk known as the Politics forums while regurgitating crap they read on huffpo or moveon.org, far from me to or anyone else to tell them differently.  TOLERANCE, BABY!

Fuck holiday shoppers getting in my way on the drive home. It's too late now. Go explain to your kids and wife how you don't really like them enough to plan ahead, you jackweed.

Fuck Zaljerem for not getting the format of this thread.

Fuck brain cancer.  (Glad his mom is getting better.)

Fuck any cancer.  (Really glad my dad got better.)

Fuck Blizzard being cheap fuckers and crowdsourcing their content delivery instead of just paying Akamai or the like to give everyone nice, fast, direct download connections. I just want to play the SCII demo, damnit.

Fuck mental health professionals in Alberta.
Fuck how mental health is regarded in general.

Also, fuck NHL refs.

Yeah, that's all I got.

Glad to hear about your Mom, and I hope you all have a great holiday. Now get the fuck out of the Airing of Grievances thread unless you have some grievances.

Fuck this cold for ruining my chance to slack off the week before my Christmas vacation.

Fuck the posters who have turned f13 into a place where I don't really feel comfortable posting a proper in the spirit post in this thread, so I'll leave this lame ass post instead although this post is a lot less lame then all the fuck politicians and world hunger bullshit most of you are posting.

You know who you all are, enjoy your groupthink politics board your pet issues threads and your special posters forum and the squeaky wheel bitching you do to get anyone who doesn't play nice enough with you all banned from the boards.

Hey shitstains, this isn't a pity-party or a Hallmark card.  More personal attacks please.


Fuck Falconeer for making a post two years ago about the moral quandary he was facing over whether or not he should celebrate Thanksgiving.  And fuck the people who took that shit seriously.  And let's not forget his post about how he has a problem with people "using synonyms of homosexual as a blanket pejorative term."  What a limp-wristed little bitch.  And I'm not talking about carpal-tunnel, faggot.

Fuck dusematic for continually redefining the standard for internet douchecockery.

That's it old friend...let the poison out.


Fuck you for thinking Empire: Total War was a good game and that it was acceptable that it was released in the state it was since you could "just mod it" anyway.  Do me a favor and make your sig longer so I can safely go on not caring about any of the various poopbreath endeavors that you incessantly plug in the grimiest manner possible.  The Lenin Monologues were worse than the Vagina Monologues. 

Fuck every Seattle driver for driving with their eyes closed.

Fuck my boss for hiring someone with half the experience of my referral.

Fuck the Republicans for being themselves.

Fuck Blizzard for doing everything I hate with their newbie zones.

Fuck the Nazis for trying to bring back "Merry Christmas" over "Happy Holidays".

Oh man, do me next!

You spelled Stalin wrong.

Sick burn, brosef.

Fyck all of you stupid self important tossers who continually whinge and complain about the politics board. Shut your adolescent entitled gobs and do what most of this fucking forum does with the shit they don't like: spend your time in another board and stop giving two shits about everything else. If you don't like the politics, eve, wow, mmo, or what the fuck ever boards or threads just fuck off and don't visit them.

Fuck hoax and anyone else who goes one step further and makes this dislike into a whinge about the forums in general, as if there is some obligation for every corner of the Internet you visit to be some utopia of the type of grabassery you partucualy favor. Get the fuck over yourselves.

Fuck Bloodbowl for not doing OT properly.
Fuck Congressional politics and obnoxious filibusters.

That is all. Not much to really complain about nowadays.

Fuck you for not understanding why we did it.  Do you really believe Halloween is dedicated to Satan?

Some of us even functionally nuked Thanksgiving.  Your welcome.

Merry fucking Christmas, fucker.

Ew.  Just ew.

Fuck clients.  All of them.

Happy Yule, bitch. :P

LOL!

Wait. Did you read that backwards?

Fuck all of you bitter jaded ex-WoW players who have nothing better to do than shit up EVERY FUCKING THREAD in the WoW forum with how much you hate this or that thing they did in Cata. If you're not playing, get the fuck out of the subforum.

Fuck Squeenix for ignoring all of the beta feedback and releasing FFXIV as an utter shitpile. And fuck me for expecting any different after FFXI.

Fuck working in retail during the holidays.

I LOL'd. Sorry Haemish, but that Stalin shit was pretty dire.

Fuck my heart for giving me a huge fucking scare this year. Fuck my family for basically not giving a shit for decades then suddenly rediscovering maternal feelings and trying to act like the last 20 years never fucking happened (points are not unrelated).

Fuck reactionary old fuckers who are blind to the limits of their understanding and refuse to shut up on subjects that they no nothing about.

Fuck all the weasels and devils advocates for being shitheels.

Fuck you all for turning into the whiny, complaining old men you bitched about 10 years ago.  It's been an amusing transformation to watch, but it still gets on my nerves.

Fuck WUA for never finishing either Balduer's Gate saga.

Fuck the assholes in Politics who'll never see this thread because that's become the focus of this site for them.  Congrats, you're a big-dick on a gaming forum, now go take the act somewhere else.  That is, if you're actually able to hold your own there.

Fuck my wife for coming out as bi-curious but still not enjoying porn or entertaining the idea of a 3-some.

Fuck you US Army for Agent Orange.  I want my dad back you sons of bitches.

I wish that were true.  If there's anything that generates discussion here, it's people hating shit.

Fuck all of you in this thread for making me laugh so much that I burned the soup we were having for lunch. Soup! I burned soup!

Fuck you for thinking that, "on me, this looks good!".

Fuck stray for taking off and not posting more guitar pieces.

Fuck all the musicians here for not posting more stuff.

Fuck me for being such a perfectionist about recording to be in that last group.

Fuck Nebu, get back into music, man.

Fuck Raph for being such a weird hippy who makes such cool music that's so quirky and weird I can barely relate to it.

Fuck the teabaggers for being selfish, short-sighted assholes buying propaganda that benefits the assholes systematically dismantling this country.

Fuck for-profit healthcare. People's lives are not for sale.

Fuck Wall Street and make-believe money.

Fuck this thread for making me realize what a bunch of douchebags some of the regular posters are.

Fuck throat cancer. Dad didn't get better.

Fuck breast cancer. Mom might be getting better.

Fuck politicians, the economy and the shitheels who enable both at sucking.

Fuck Ideology over Reason.

Fuck the Christain, Muslim, Hindu, Evangelical, Politically Correct, Progressive, Marxist, PETA, Vegan,  Free Market, Libertarian, and Club of Growth Religions. All of you cunts need to die in the fires of intolerance, narcissism and stupidity. Preferably on Pay Per View. In cages.

Ok, ok ... I'll do it right:

Fuck myself for shitting up this thread.

Fuck any and all forms of cancer.

Fuck the Tron: Legacy haters.

Fuck the long lines at virtually every retail outlet.

Fuck shopping, period (next year I'm shipping everything right to my doorstep).

Fuck the hours of waiting around before the family Christmas party starts.

Fuck the record companies for releasing "European only", "Amazon only", and "iTunes only" tracks (I'll get them anyway, but still ...)

Fuck 2010 pretty much in its entirety.

Fuck fanatics of all creeds.

Fuck the status quo.

I've always been a complaining old man, typhoid.

Forgot to add this... considering I buried the family dog, lost my job, lost the fiance, lost the house I was living in, broke my tooth the other day... let this god forsaken year end already.

Fuck 2010.  I must agree wholeheartedly.

Fuck King County and my shitty architect, for making me put in a 55 foot hammerhead and widen my driveway to 20 feet wide because it's 153 feet long and if your driveway is over 150 feet you need to sprinkler your entire house. (Or put in a hammerhead).

I'm sure this $20,000 I'm spending on retaining walls and excavation is going to save my family if my house catches on fire. I'm sure the firetrucks are going to use my massive driveway, which used to have NINE nice trees on it, and are not going to park on the street, NEXT TO THE FIRE-HYDRANT.

Fuck Steam with their stupid pricing for us in Australia.

Fuck the stock market for being at the same point last year, so now I have to deal with my wife saying 'I told you we should have got into property'

Fuck the Australian Labor and Liberal parties for being as shit as each other.  Talk about a giant douche vs a shit sandwich.

Fuck the arrogant little shits who think they're being oh-so-cool by screwing with the admin on a forum.

Fuck no benefits, no vacation contract work (but yay for working again!)

Fuck winter and cold weather in general.

Fuck my two brothers who act like douchbags (especially to each other) and are going to probably screw up Christmas somehow this year.

Hey, I finished the first game. Getting around to a completion of BG2 is one of those things I'm always meaning to do, but the game is like a million hours long multiplied by writing time. It'll happen eventually, but I don't know when. I cranked out BG1 while a friend of mine with whom I play games was in the hospital supposedly dying and their absence made WoW too depressing to log into.

Fuck EVE online for being terrible yet so, so enticing.
Fuck Robert Jordan for both dying and being terrible.  Fuck him right in his wheel of time.
Fuck George RR Martin for being fat and slow.
Fuck MMOs, in general. 
Fuck Obama for being a pussy and a corporate shiv. 
Fuck the FCC for trying to take away my internet porn.
Fuck Final Fantasy XIV for not even being good enough to deserve its own graveyard spot.
Fuck the GOP.
Fuck the Democrats.
Fuck the Ohio State University Buckeyes right in the ass.
Fuck Mass Effect for being a repetitive piece of shit.
Fuck medicaid.
Fuck Nerf for taking up too much of my time.
Fuck Nerf for not providing enough timely updates.
Fuck the NCAA.
Fuck Glenn Beck.
Fuck religion.
Fuck George Lucas for, well, we all know why.
Fuck Kevin J Anderson.
Fuck the economy.

Oh right, add that to my list. Fuck 'em!

Actually, maybe we should attack this from a different angle and decide who not to fuck.  That would make for a shorter and more concise thread.   :awesome_for_real:

Fuck being 3000 miles away from the missus when she's been in an accident.

Oh shit son, that sucks. Hope she's OK.

Fuck Schild for being such a carebear.

Fuck me for being such a carebear.  Is she okay?

Fuck WUA for being exactly as broken as all of us, and reminding us why we are all broken.

Fuck you guys for caring.

She's ok, but I'm still skittish. Bad history with car accidents and the holidays. I'm flying out to LA in a couple of hours, so I'll see for myself.

Fuck Sb for making this thread full of concern (hope things turn out ok for you guys)

Fuck fucking insurance salesmen who dick around for weeks and when they finally show up give you a big handshake. And then proceed to sit through the entire meeting wiping their shitty drippy fucking nose with their RIGHT HAND, making one suddenly realize those germs are on my right hand. Even using my own pen and washing/alcoholing my hand; I've got a nice raging cold for christmas. What a total dick, use your left fucking hand, and don't go around shaking people's hands just before a fucking holiday when you have a shitty runny nose, asshole.

Fuck christmas dinner, cooks got a cold and just wants to crawl in bed.

Fuck politics
Fuck the economy...oh wait...too late
Fuck infections behind the ear area that eats into people's skulls and can expose the brain requiring surgery
Fuck lhyme disease, fibromyalgia, arthritis, and all the other shit my mom has had for many years now
Fuck anyone thinking hi-fiving every minute is cool
Fuck anyone thinking that combining "bro" into various words such as bro-love, bro-rape, bro-sef, etc is still cool
Fuck holiday traffic, I'm the only one allowed to shop late you fuckers
I would say Fuck Square Enix but they're doing a good enough job fucking themselves while fucking over anyone who had any expectations at all of them
Fuck xbox fanbois
Fuck this last year's anime lineup, so much shit with so few gems.
Fuck Amazon for buying and ruining Amiestreet.com. That website was fantastic giving 75% of the profits to the musicians and Amazon had to go ruin that. Fuckers
Fuck cancer
Fuck cancer again for fucking with Andy Whitfield and possibly ruining the only new show I've truly enjoyed in the last two years
Fuck WUA again for not finishing the radicalthon. Get on that shit so the rest of us can be entertained while being lazy
Fuck Nerf and his landlord for making me laugh way too much
Fuc MMOs in general
Fuck the news
Fuck people making racial slurs part of their everyday vocabulary. Quit that shit you dumb fucking assholes

fuck dentists who can't read their own xrays and nearly root canal the wrong tooth
fuck apple for making douchie operating systems that can't handle gaming graphics
fuck all US phone carriers for monopolistic ass grabbing practices that aren't seen outside of the USA because other countries have a basic sense of decency
fuck all US cable companies who's outsourced help from the Philippines or India are actually FAR more savvy than the idiots at the US call centers
fuck intel for not adopting SATA6 on their southbridges
fuck game devs who make a game for consoles first, then just packag it for PC without stripping the consolitis from it.
fuck the little fake gui noises all console games make in their menu navigation. fuck that in my irritated earhole

Fuck bad timing.  Sounds like there's a good chance we're doing Christmas Day in a hospital room this year.

Your Sis ok ?

Sister's doing great.  It's my grandma; she's been in and out of the hospital for a while for various ailments (she's pushing 90) and this happened to be an "in" week.  I was hoping we'd get one more "normal" Christmas with her at home, but doesn't look like that's in the cards.

My other Festivus grievance: her kids squabbling with each other more than usual, which makes things more difficult than necessary.  I fully expect that I will need to forcibly separate my dad and my aunt at some point tomorrow.  Should probably start preparing my "I don't care who started it" lecture.

Luckily I traditionally spend Christmas Eve with the side of the family that's still on good terms with each other, so tonight I get to open presents and hang out with all my cousins and have a cocktail or five to take the edge off.   :awesome_for_real:

Fuck Atlus/From Software/Japan for not letting me copy over my game data for Demon's Souls when my PS3 started dying. 

 :ye_gods:

Shit, I thought I had it bad.  My house just broke me, didn't lose it.

Fuck yeah, fuck 2010, drinking a beer on Xmas Eve for you bub.

Fuck trying to make your kids eat their veggies on the holiday. It's the holidays, take this one day a year to make your child happy and not bother the ever-loving-fuck out of everyone else around you while you complain that junior won't eat. We just want to enjoy our ham and talk about how cold it's gotten.

Fuck all of you, and FUCK CHRISTMAS.

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Fuck Sid Meier and the box of crap that is Civ V.

Fuck talk radio hosts and their sycophantic minions.

Fuck voice automated customer support systems.

Fuck Google's support.py customer support script.

Fuck Republicans and Democrats.

Don't know how I missed that, but fuck you for making me feel better about my year in this thread :why_so_serious: Seriously, that sucks man. Here's to 2011 not being as shitty but still giving something to bitch about in next year's thread!


Yeah, that was my reaction hearing about this when the person told me what was going on with them.

Fuck Rupert Murdock got taking journalism and ramming his cock through it.

Fuck the music business. Seriously I am GLAD I'm not a DJ anymore as the samy computer blended crap I was having to listen to was giving me an anurism. Seriously, THIS WOMAN (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkrBeiCOsDM) is paid more than I will ever see for singing??? Really? The backing singers are 100 times better.

Fuck Bertie Ahern.

Mostly fuck my computer for breaking on christmas morning and Me having to reinstall windows. Which probably means I have to reinstal Blood bowl AGAIN!

Wow, you guys sure have a lot of hate built up...

Fuck you, buddy!

Fuck the cunt critics who wrote off the new Tron before they even stepped into the theater.

Fuck you very much!

Fuck the pieces of shit that broke into my house on Christmas day and stole our TV, PS3, the kids TV and my wifes Iphone.

Fuck everything.

Oh shit man, fuck those guys double from me. Sorry to hear that.

 Add me to that list. That's fucked up to do to someone.

Add: FUCK mother nature and stranding me in Cleveland.
Fuck pansy-ass southerners who have no capability of handling a little snow.  :why_so_serious:

Oh shit. Stuck at my parents house from all this snow.  NOT GOOD FOR A GUY LIKE ME.

Fuck starting to get in love with a person who is already engaged. Worst feeling in the world. Fuck fuck fuck.

Fuck love.  It's overrated.

Since this is the Festivus thread, in lieu of a sympathetic shoulder I will offer a "why the fuck were you torturing yourself hanging around with this person long enough to let the attraction and attachment get to that point?"

About to hop on a plane, so here is a big preemptive Fuck You to the airline industry I'm sure you will earn it tenfold by the time my flight lands.

Fuck bosses for being dicks and expecting people to drive to work in a fucking blizzard.

Because, and this was my fault (fuck it), unfortunately I finally knew about her status only after I got attached to her (long and boring story, really :P). Damn me. Reap what you sow.

Fuck guys pining about engaged chicks in the festivus thread.

No fucking doubt. I got a phone number from a chick a couple weeks ago, and halfway through the conversation found out she was engaged. Walked away with the phone number and dropped it in the trash can.

Fuck that. Lucas, don't be a retard.

lol. Can think of few things more depressingly pathetic.

If movies have taught us anything, it's that he's got a fighting chance if they are truly meant for eachother.

Now, wheres my jetpack? I've got places to go.

Yeah but is he the obnoxious rich kid (which means its bad) or the plucky poor kid that snuck into the upper decks (meaning its good)?

Trick question. It's a horror movie. The girl is engaged to Nerf and the dog's coming for him.

Fuck the French, they insist on being nice and not conforming to stereotypes that just leaves me convinced they're being 10 times worse behind my back.

Also fuck my dad for deciding to do Christmas in France since it means there's no snow but due to wind chill and shitty insulation I'm even colder than if we'd stayed in the UK.

My last entry.

Fuck you city of cleveland and your shit sports teams.

Fuck me for becoming so different than my family. Fuck the fact that my brother needs me to cater to his girlfriend, even though she'd be totally fine with who I actually am. Fuck being a real person in the military.

Since this is the Festivus thread:

My real experience with girls can be compared to the size of Lantyssa's dick, not counting strap-on.  But I am totally convinced that that shit will not end well, get the fuck out while you still have the "Well, I don't feel right poaching another dude's girl" excuse.  She's willing to cheat on him, and you know it, and she'll be willing to cheat on you.  But when the time comes you won't know it, because she's too much of a pussy to tell you it's over, which will fucking crush you when you discover it if you're already attached at this stage.

It's also a totally fucking dick move to do to the other guy.  I had a cousin be the other guy, the aftermath isn't pretty.

Um, it sounds more like the pathetic 'Pining from Afar because I have no chance and no sack' type of lust.  That too never works well because she'll either try and let you down gently (lol, mistake bitch) or she'll do the right thing and laugh and laugh and laugh out loud at your tiny penis until you GO AWAY.

Probably with hate and vengeance in your heart, forcing bizarre sex acts on the next woman dumb enough to fall for you because she thinks you have hidden depths.  Hell, at that stage, the only hidden depths you'll have is the hole under your garage where you're storing the trophies.


But my advice is the same either way :  Stop being ridiculous and letting fucking hormones rule you - Go out and find someone you have a fucking chance with and have sex.  Keep your eyes peeled though because at this stage of Self-delusion you may think other women aren't as daft as you and may actually like you for some fucking bizarre reason.

I really, really, really think we should have kept the topic of Women out of this thread, if not actual women...

Whoa whoa, Sam and I have good reason to bring women into this thread. The year was largely defined by a massive amount of bullshit.

The rest of these clowns are running a three-ring circus and we weren't aware so many people had tickets.

Indeed.  I don't disagree.

But you of all people should know that you don't go into an old mans pub and start your introduction 'Women, eh ?'

That's a story that runs a lifetime.   :why_so_serious:

If Lucas thinks he has a shot he should go after this chick. I have a brother and a best friend who are both leading perfectly successful years-long relationships with women they "stole" from their husbands. Fuck it, go for it.

But if you're the pathetic pining weenie with no chance then just GTFO, yes.

 :ye_gods: :ye_gods: Err...Ok folks, thank you, appreciate your comments, advices and all, but really, since this is the "fuck it" Xmas thread it was just a vent on my part, without any real intent on following up to it :D

But yeah, guess it's always a sensible topic, uh? :P

Fixed for your brother and friend being clueless retards. :why_so_serious:

I am totally in concert with the nice Jewish boy who posted earlier. [note: imagine the previous voiced by an old, slightly oblivious, Jewish mother]  Leave it to a girl to make boolean complicated, that shit is trouble.

Cheaters always cheat, they just get better at hiding it.

Nah man, if she wants to just hump you behind her man's back indefinitely (until she gets caught) then you're dealing with a vile hussy. But if she's willing to shitcan her life as it was previously proceeding just because little old you came along, well then what the hell do you want from the poor girl? It's not as if she can delete you from her brain, dump her man for unrelated reasons, and then somehow meet you all over again.

This is the Festivus thread, right?

Fuck Sheepherder for invoking my name in a terrible and tasteless analogy.  Leave that to me. :-P

You weren't supposed to see that. It's the no chicks thread.  :awesome_for_real:

This terrible derail was worth it to get this post.   :heart:

Anything is better than another shitty Festivus thread full of "fuck poverty" crap.

Seriously ?  Did we ever have that ?

Don't make me go looking !

Not sure, but I did look at the 2005 thread for kicks. Things that stuck out at me:

Surlyboi had apparently broken up with his ex and was horribly broken up about it.
Ironwood was cursing God openly in the wake of a miscarriage and his wife being pregnant again.
Murgos revealed his real name was Wolf.
Haemish bitched that he hadn't gotten a publishing deal yet.
I was a lot meaner when I posted. I also hated the politics forum (still do).
Samwise was gaining massive weight on homemade fudge.
Shockeye was still here.
Typhon worried we were too mean to the noobie posters! Give them a chance!
Yegolev wanted everyone to PLAY NICE DAMMIT!
Schild was worried that he wouldn't get a mustard yellow Nintendo Revolution released in America.

Yeah, I just read 4 of the threads myself.  All fun and games.

I wasn't cursing God about the pregnancy.

True, it just jumped out at me since we know now you have a beautiful daughter.

I'm just jealous because I can't be a lesbian.

Fuck health care providers that bill the wrong insurance, send notices to the wrong address, don't call on the good phone number they do have and then send the bill to a collection agency.

Fuck people who use the tactics of bluster and belittlement in an effort to hide their own insecurities and miserable lives.

This, a thousand times this. And then, you get blamed as if it's your fault that someone cannot bill properly.

They switched our coverage on us, took THREE TRIES to get my name right on the cards, and all this before my fiancee was even signed up on the plan. It was supposed to be effective Dec 1st, she got her cards monday, after three prescriptions and a doctor's visit (all paid out of pocket), as well as three cancelled doctor's visits (because she had no valid cards).

I'm really looking forward to putting in a big claim with these clueless morons (who are also bankrupting the library).

Fuck, I need to get into health insurance. Apparently I'm Doing It Wrong.

Our health plan is changing effective 1/1/11 and I still haven't gotten my new card.  I've got two doctor's appointments next week, one of which I already know I'm going to have to pay $300 for out of pocket just because the new plan sucks, and the other of which will probably involve a half hour of paperwork to get everything switched over.

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Also Bioware, because although I really liked Dragon Age, I didn't like wasting all those hours in the Deep Roads.  Which leads nicely into...

Fuck:
Sony.  First for not bothering to get a game lineup for the PS3 at release, leading to cost-cutting due to PS2 sales exceeding PS3 sales and the eventual removal of backward-compatibility from the PS3.  Second for making a shit-ass piece of hardware which currently looks like a turd stepped on by a goat when placed next to the shoddy shame that is the New 360.
The Coca-Cola Company for outsourcing me.
My new masters for not giving out yearly raises at all, or bonuses that I was accustomed to.
Me, for not being able to fucking relax.
Tunnelvisioned pundits.
Bob Barr, for continuing to act like a wacko.  WTG, Moustache.
Bankers.
People who liked Avatar.
Premium vs Standard cars.
Time limits on Atelier games.
Alan Wake for not learning anything from Call of Cthulu.
Absence of flying cars.
The geniuses behind the Dept of Homeland Security and the TSA.
The misanthropic troglodytes at Port Everglades.
The apparent collusion of executives of major corporations in getting rid of as many employees as possible while blaming the "economic crisis"... which is happening/worse because everyone is being laid off.
People who complain about offshoring but are too dumb/lazy to be doing their current job.
Me again for still not learning C#.
Insurance.
Bitches.
Bullshit.
Requiring someone to be trespassing on my property before I can shoot them.
My newfound inability to eat beef.
My old monitor for dying and forcing me to use a 4:3 POS.
All the shit around my house that fucking broke in 2010.
Brad Wardell for touching me on my peepee.
Medical issues of loved ones.
Pediatricians that TRY to lock their doors at 4:57 PM.  Maybe lock ALL of them next time, eh?
Slow drivers in the left lane.  I mean, really?  What the fuck?
Price of tea in China.
Airlines.  Jesus Herbert Walker Christ!
People who fart on airplanes and cruise ships.  I mean the sloppy-burrito-fart.  This does encompass myself.
The System for fucking anyone who attempts to be honest and fair-dealing.
That Castlevania-themed God of War ripoff.
Hideo Kojima.
The Weather Channel Android app for refusing to be silent.
The Sony devs who don't seem to be working on a software PS2 emulator.
Fable III for being just enough fun that I play it on a semi-regular basis.
Falling damage in Minecraft.
Also unbugged lava in Minecraft, but I'll survive.
New Orleans and/or NFL refs.
Being unable to remember a lot of the shit that pissed me off when I actually need to remember it.

So, I know Ironwood and I have had our differences, but...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSPQm_WFrcI

Fuck me for being late to this thread

Fuck women for not recognising a decent guy

Fuck my (ex)roommate for being a tightarse uptight petty thai pedophile fuck wit

Fuck me for being naive idiot

Fuck my parents for attempting to ingrain conservative family first asian values

Fuck me again for avoiding decisions regarding the future

Fuck Blizzard for making SC2 and WoW to destroy me

Fuck women for being sexy tramps

Fuck Apple for making a decent UI and rabid fanbois

Fuck me for posting this shit instead of doing work

Finally Fuck me falling into the same routine