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Chap chronicles his holiday across Australia in the company of his sex doll (http://dollforum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=31921)

As far as I can tell it's not a joke. I guess it's also NSFW, in the sense that there's pictures of a giant naked doll.

(http://imgur.com/Unre8.jpg)

 :uhrr: :ye_gods:

Real Dolls still melt my mind.  While that guy has impossibly large tits on his doll, at least she has a 'normal' face.  The faces of some of those forum avatars...  :ye_gods:

ed: Shit..  I just caught a post where a doll owner posts as his doll.  I'm freakishly open minded when it comes to sex but I'm done there.

1000 times, this.  I've seen some outlandish things, but this takes the cake.

And it isn't even so much that they're into dolls, which is weird but at least I can get my head around it, as much as it is the dressing up, and posing, and acting as if they were alive.

What. the. fuck?  :ye_gods:

How the hell did you even find this...

This is the sort of thing you find in /r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu (f7u12)

And now on fffffffffffff!

I finally found something that creeps me out more than the Goreans.  Thanks....

--Dave

As schild said, it came up on reddit.

Riiiiiiight.  I bet it was actually a test to see how well we accepted it. ;D

No words.

If you could level her up, I bet we would have some takers here.

but they probably just bitch about the grind and no end game.

(http://www.dollalbum.com/dollgallery/albums/userpics/10944/IMG_0007a.jpg)

I'm a pretty tolerant guy, but things like this make me want to end the world.

Yep severely creepy. It's like a weird cross between necrophiliacs and puppet fetish.

Compared to some of the stuff you see in the ER or hear in Psych, this is nothing.  It's just an elaborate form of masturbation. 

Were it just the dolls, yeah, I'd agree that it's just advanced masturbation.  However, I can't say I've ever dressed my hand up and posed it like it was drinking or at a pool party with other guys' hands.   Or posted in a forum as my hand about how much fun it is being masturbated with.

(http://sydlexia.com/blogstuff/mr_hat_go_to_hell.png)

 :grin:

I'm a little bit annoyed to discover that I have a higher tolerance for the sex dolls and the associated community on the internet than I do for someone spelling cool as "kewl" on that forum.

I'm a Denis Leary kinda guy when it comes to sexuality.

Here's a watermelon and a HumV GOGOGO!

The appropriate question.

Yeah, this. I can get the idea of a guy wanting a "hot" real doll because he can't deal with the social situations of actual girls. I cannot for the fucking life of me fathom, 1) taking your goddamn sex doll on a goddamn vacation, or 2) getting a doll with creepy not-even-remotely-human features like the one Ratman_tf posted. Holy fuck.

That's the 'Swinton'.

It's very popular amongst Ruff enthusiasts.

My only contribution to this thread is to say that Lars and the Real Girl was a very good movie.

I do not know what that means. And I am afraid to Google it.

After I had a look at the Wiki article, this movie is now on my to see list.

Thank you, creepy doll thread.  :awesome_for_real:

Let's circle back, because the answer is the only reason I checked new posts in this thread.

Suggestion of innocent lie to cover your ass #1 - you were googling CLiff Richard songs.

jesus this is crazy

great film.


Ok, I get the idea of dolls, but to take one on a holiday seems like a pretty serious disasociation with reality.

Isn't this mainly a gaming forum? Where disassociation from reality is kind of the point? These guys are hurting no-one. Is it a bit sad? Yes. It's almost the ultimate expression of alienation - right up there with cosmetic surgery imo, but it doesn't make them monsters.

Frankenstein started somewhere...

Creepy Doll - Jonathan Coulton (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgfklKnOg4w)

Maybe a reference to Tilda Swinton?

Strangely, a Rick Astley music video would be entirely appropriate in this thread.

What's with the extra-creepy phrasing when talking to each other about their fetish object?  Like calling the sex toys 'beauties' or 'sweethearts'.  That's the thing that gets me.  If someone was talking about a real woman in that sort of tone, I'd think they were some sort of serial killer.

Because they are personifying the dolls and it is creepy.  When I start giving my dildos names and ascribing them personalities, it'll be really fucking creepy, too.

 :ye_gods:

That being conveyed, I understand your point completely. But then again, I know a shit load of people that name their cars and attribute dispositions to them all the time, though the intimacy thing is removed... at least it better be or I hope I never come across this knowledge.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Object_sexuality


You are very welcome...  :awesome_for_real:

I really think you should name one after me. Actually, when you look at your favorite one you will probably be thinking... "Fuck me furiously." and now I've ruined the whole experience.

The thought of one of these guys washing up his doll after... yeah after, is one of the saddest thoughts I can thunk of.

Helm posts about carfuckers, and immediately the first thing Ratman and Furiously do is shout "Race you to the bottom!"

InB4 tentacle rape.

Welcome to the bottom!  If you're going to cry, try to keep it in the corner to your left.

Yeah, it's so very not safe for work.  Actually it's not safe for much of anything.

I've known a person or two who named theirs, but only because they had a sizeable collection, a playful significant other, and got tired of conversations like "Get the glass one. No, the blue glass one. No, the blue glass one with the bumps. The other one with the bumps. Shit, I forgot I even had that one. Fuck, I'll get it myself".

Then again, they didn't exactly name them things like "Tim the Impaler" or give them personalities.

Bring me...GORGOTHA THE FIST!

I think it would be better to simply bellow, "MJOLNIR HUNGERS!"

That sounds like the lady had named her happy place Mjlonir, which is all kinds of  :uhrr:

More like Nifelheim, am i rite?

Now I'm musing on Wesley Pipes and Billy Bong Thornton...

And this is why I hang out here.

You just don't get conversation like this anywhere else.

You wouldn't say that if I'd actually posted the Jotunheim rejoinder I had planned.

Gjálp would perhaps be the most appropriate/inappropriate nickname.

I look forward to when you start posing them in photos, then take them on holiday with you to meet other people who have also named their dildos so that you can take group shots of them in new settings. Then post the photos up on the forums for us to comment on.

Oh wait, no I don't.  :grin:

I'm telling Lady Yaya on you! :x

I wanted to see her Divine Sisterhood.  :grin:

His face. I loled.

Look at her there, she wants it. She wants it soooo bad.

You filthy little thing you!


So who's up for a roadtrip?

I'd just like to remind everyone that the most advanced technology the world has ever seen is being used to bring this threat to your computer.