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Title: Lovechess Post by: K9 on August 02, 2010, 03:20:20 PM !NSFW!
The Fuck! (http://vimeo.com/12740997) :ye_gods: :ye_gods: :ye_gods: :ye_gods: :ye_gods: Title: Re: Lovechess Post by: Malakili on August 02, 2010, 03:22:04 PM :hello_thar:
Title: Re: Lovechess Post by: Ratman_tf on August 02, 2010, 04:27:29 PM I don't think that's love the little computer mans are doing on that chessboard. :uhrr:
Title: Re: Lovechess Post by: Samwise on August 02, 2010, 07:55:18 PM All right, who's going to BiiF this for science?
Title: Re: Lovechess Post by: Sjofn on August 02, 2010, 08:17:09 PM whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Title: Re: Lovechess Post by: Malakili on August 02, 2010, 08:21:50 PM All right, who's going to BiiF this for science? If someone buys me a copy I promise to write a BiiF, but there is no way I am paying Title: Re: Lovechess Post by: Nightblade on August 02, 2010, 08:45:15 PM I'm more surprised this took so long.
Title: Re: Lovechess Post by: Nevermore on August 02, 2010, 09:02:55 PM I remember being :uhrr: about this like 10 years ago. Where have you people been?
Title: Re: Lovechess Post by: NiX on August 02, 2010, 09:22:44 PM I remember being :uhrr: about this like 10 years ago. Where have you people been? Not been looking for BDSM/Group Sex chess? Title: Re: Lovechess Post by: SurfD on August 02, 2010, 10:29:11 PM according to their website, That is just a "theme" set for their Battle of the Sexes Battle Chess line. They have an Egyptian theme set also.
Title: Re: Lovechess Post by: Pennilenko on August 02, 2010, 10:30:39 PM Totally the best way ever to make chess more fun for everyone.
Title: Re: Lovechess Post by: Furiously on August 03, 2010, 01:24:57 AM There was a horse's head........This does not make it more fun...
I'm sure you just missed that. And wait...Who thinks... "I think I want to masturbate, I think I'll play some chess"? Title: Re: Lovechess Post by: SurfD on August 03, 2010, 07:10:27 AM 10 minutes with my old friends at The Pirate Bay told me everything i needed to know about the Egyption Age version of the game.
It's exactly what it appears to be: An Erotic take on Old School Battle Chess, where in your pieces have tits and phalluses and enact scenes from the Kama Sutra every time they capture another piece. Far as i can tell, there are not even any unique animation pairs for specific pieces capturing other specific pieces (like there was in the original Battle chess). In my single test run with the thing, the only thing i could determine was that the UI is prety bad (for a chess game, lots of shit could use work, especially camera controll) and the graphics are medeocre at best (Anyone who has ever played with the animation program Poser could probably whip up something exactly the same in about 25 minutes). Title: Re: Lovechess Post by: ghost on August 03, 2010, 07:29:07 AM This is so odd. Isn't internet porn good enough on it's own?
Title: Re: Lovechess Post by: Rendakor on August 03, 2010, 07:37:49 AM Yet another proof of Rule 34.
Title: Re: Lovechess Post by: Pennilenko on August 03, 2010, 07:51:18 AM There was a horse's head........ That's a bondage mask........ Title: Re: Lovechess Post by: Goreschach on August 03, 2010, 12:07:39 PM It's a gasmask. Don't you tits know anything about fetishism?
Title: Re: Lovechess Post by: tazelbain on August 03, 2010, 12:09:13 PM Uncanny Valley is deep.
Title: Re: Lovechess Post by: Azazel on August 03, 2010, 02:26:48 PM :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Lovechess Post by: Segoris on August 03, 2010, 04:02:12 PM Same company, different game.
Quote Playgirl & Artmunk: It’s official, Playgirl and Artmunk Games are joining forces to create the best instructional & fun erotic computer game together! The game is titled "The Virtual encyclopedia of Sex" and is available at Artmunkgames.com. -Unlock achievements to receive special apparel and advanced positions. They even have achievements for all you completionists! :why_so_serious: Title: Re: Lovechess Post by: Goreschach on August 03, 2010, 04:15:27 PM Fucking achievements are in everything these days.
Title: Re: Lovechess Post by: Ingmar on August 03, 2010, 04:58:54 PM I see what you did there.
Title: Re: Lovechess Post by: Ghambit on August 03, 2010, 05:27:46 PM So where's the LARP version?
Title: Re: Lovechess Post by: Kail on August 03, 2010, 05:36:34 PM I suck at this game. Didn't last five turns without getting mated.
Title: Re: Lovechess Post by: UnSub on August 03, 2010, 09:39:49 PM And wait...Who thinks... "I think I want to masturbate, I think I'll play some chess"? Same people who think, "I want to see some virtual boobs, but only if I can play a few hands of poker first." Title: Re: Lovechess Post by: NowhereMan on August 05, 2010, 07:58:43 PM I suck at this game. Didn't last five turns without getting mated. Ogody? Title: Re: Lovechess Post by: Dtrain on August 09, 2010, 10:28:03 PM I blame second life.
Title: Re: Lovechess Post by: Teleku on August 09, 2010, 11:07:46 PM There was a horse's head........ That's a bondage mask........ Title: Re: Lovechess Post by: Lakov_Sanite on August 10, 2010, 09:47:35 AM is it bad if i recognize the girl in purple?
Title: Re: Lovechess Post by: Rasix on August 10, 2010, 11:23:33 AM Is she in your "adult" WoW guild? :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Lovechess Post by: Lakov_Sanite on August 10, 2010, 12:39:25 PM :oh_i_see:
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