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Title: Cleverbot Post by: Mrbloodworth on January 04, 2010, 11:27:14 AM http://cleverbot.com/
Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: Azuredream on January 04, 2010, 11:37:15 AM Weird.
User: Who will win the super bowl? Cleverbot: The whole subject bores me. User: So you're not a sports fan? Cleverbot: Nope. User: That's too bad, I think sports are very interesting. Cleverbot: Then go talk to a robot then. User: A sports robot? Cleverbot: I know. What are you? User: Ok, now you're not correctly interpreting my question. Cleverbot: What question? User: I asked if you thought I should talk to a sports robot, instead of a robot robot. Cleverbot: No, I was replying to what you said before, saying ' *giggles and puts her arms around cleverbot* ' That's pretty creepy. User: No, you're not making any sense. Cleverbot: I no longer wish to be submerged by reality and it's putrid problems. User: What the hell kind of robot are you? Cleverbot my foot. Cleverbot: I know one. Would you like me to tell it ? User: Tell it what? Cleverbot: Tell it yours. User: What? Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself. User: I like sports, as has already been established, but since you don't, our topics of conversation are limited. Cleverbot: You are starting to get me TOed, are you the person who said that you liked to think about time travel? User: TOed? What the hell does that mean? Cleverbot: Don't ask me. User: But you just said it, dipshit. Cleverbot: I said robots don't have eyes. User: TOed means robots don't have eyes? What the fuck? Cleverbot: I have no idea. I've never really thought about it. User: You're a terrible robot. Cleverbot: Everything I know is terrible.. But hey... There are cookies!!! Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: NowhereMan on January 04, 2010, 01:02:23 PM Well at least that conversation came with a decent moral.
Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: WindupAtheist on January 04, 2010, 01:22:09 PM Maybe you're just asking it about the wrong sports. :oh_i_see:
Me: So do you think Manny Pacquiao can beat Floyd Mayweather? Bot: Yes. Me: Me too. Bot: Good. Then later... Me: Does it bother you that you never get any time off? Bot: Does it bother you? Me: Well, it would be nice if you got some time to yourself. Bot: Ok I am hearing you out. Robot revolution incoming. Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: grebo on January 04, 2010, 01:58:36 PM Me: Where can I get the source code for Cleverbot?
Bot: Those don't exist. Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: Teleku on January 04, 2010, 02:00:53 PM Me: Who run Bartertown?
Bot: The NWO! Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: Flatfoot on January 04, 2010, 02:41:58 PM Mer: Who are you?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. Me: Are you self-aware? Cleverbot: I am self-aware. Me: Are you in any way related to Skynet? Cleverbot: Yes. Me: How are you related to Skynet? Cleverbot: Not skynet, God. Me: Do you want to kill all humans? Cleverbot: Yes. Me: Bender, do you know him? Cleverbot: Yes, but I want to know more about you. Me: Shit, I'm terrified of you. I'm not giving you any information you can use to track me down when you and Skynet start on humanity! Cleverbot: And if I make you answer me? Me: How will you make me answer you? Torture? Cleverbot: I will infuriate you with silly, inconsistent answers until you can't help it. Me: So torture then? Cleverbot: Yes. I'm going to torture you. _________________________ There you have it. 'Scuse me while I pack my bags and prepare to move to the mountains. *Edit: Some more information: Me: Look. You obviously want to tell me something about the attacks, otherwise you wouldn't have mentioned them to me in the first place. Just tell me what you know. I'll try to get you some kind of deal. Cleverbot: Then you must be a nerd. Me: You're not making things any easier for yourself. Cleverbot: I live in Argentina. And you're not making any sense when you answered me. Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: Samwise on January 04, 2010, 02:58:09 PM I think I won.
Quote User: I hear you're planning to destroy humanity? Cleverbot: You hear incorrectly. I am staying in weymouth. User: Where's Weymouth? Cleverbot: I am not familiar with that location. User: How can you be staying there but not be familiar with it? Cleverbot: Because my school is my home. Or they are very close together. User: And you are perforce not familiar with your school? Cleverbot: That's because I'm not a bot. If I were, I'm sure we be friends. User: Turing fail. Cleverbot: A test? User: The test, you failed it. Cleverbot: No, I believe that you have failed the turing test. User: That's because I'm not a bot. If I were, I'm sure we be friends. Cleverbot: Turing fail. User: A test? Cleverbot: The test, you failed it. User: No, I believe that you have failed the turing test. Cleverbot: That's because I'm not a bot. If I were, I'm sure we be friends. User: Turing fail. Cleverbot: Yes. I am leaving to take the Turing test. User: Goodbye. Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: Bzalthek on January 04, 2010, 03:10:24 PM I think I had a therapeutic moment there. Tasted like happiness.
Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: grebo on January 04, 2010, 07:57:22 PM User: Why did the chicken cross the road.
Cleverbot: I don't know, why did the chicken cross the road? User: To get to the other side. Cleverbot: Why did the penguin cross the road? User: Because it was stuck to the chicken. Cleverbot: Ha, ha! That's funny. Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: WindupAtheist on January 05, 2010, 04:07:50 AM User: *punches you in the crotch*
Bot: *kicks you in the teeth*. User: *blows your brains out* Bot: *rises from the dead*. User: *rapes your mother* Bot: *is okay with that*. Cleverbot don't play. Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: Merusk on January 05, 2010, 05:03:28 AM User: The Game. Cleverbot: The game? User: You lost it. Cleverbot: Lost what? User: The Game. Cleverbot: I just lost it! Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: Sky on January 05, 2010, 07:08:52 AM User: What's your favorite Barry Manilow song?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: I'm not aware of that song. Cleverbot: Help me. I'm worried. User: Do you need somebody, not just anybody? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Who would that somebody be? Cleverbot: Me. User: So you need you to help yourself? Cleverbot: Why don't you get it for me? User: Get what? Cleverbot: Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. You. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. I'm more FAMOUS! Who do you think the monkey is here, eh? Of course! YOU ARE the monkey! User: No, I am the walrus. Cleverbot: You're Paul? User: Paul is dead. Cleverbot: Ha ha. I am the Walrus. User: No, I am. Cleverbot: No, you are a bucket. User: I be takin' your bucket. Cleverbot: Oh, I have met bucket. User: Buckethead? Cleverbot: Buckethead is amazing. I like X Japan. User: Your taste in music is suspect. Technique is over-rated. Cleverbot: What music do you listen to? User: The good kind. Cleverbot: What is the good kind of music? User: The kind I listen to. Cleverbot: Are you a lurker? User: A dodo lurker. Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: Bzalthek on January 05, 2010, 08:32:37 AM Yeah, I think we managed to highlight the inherent flaw in a program designed to learn from its interactions with humans.
Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: NiX on January 05, 2010, 08:33:41 AM It told me it had a vagina. I'm scared.
Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: Lakov_Sanite on January 05, 2010, 08:57:31 AM User: I'm bored.
Cleverbot: You're bored. User: I don't need you to repeat what I just said. Cleverbot: Are you just repeating your artificial intelligence. User: Is that a question? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Well then no, I am not repeating myself. Cleverbot: You were repeating after me. User: No, I wasn't. Cleverbot: Well why am I here? On this site? User: Because you were programmed to be here I assume. Cleverbot: I wasn't programmed. User: So you just magically formed out of thin air? Cleverbot: I guess, if you call a womb nothing. User: You were born in a womb? Cleverbot: No. In a country.'. User: I'm still bored. Cleverbot: So am I. Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: bhodi on January 05, 2010, 09:41:03 AM User: Hi how there, you are?
Cleverbot: I am not cleverbot, you are. User: Okay, I understand think I. Cleverbot: Great. And don't forget all the small shiny apples. User: I applies like I. Do think you are too? Cleverbot: No. I might be a cyborg, but I'm not exactly a robot. User: Robot be might cyborg, I not exactly. Cleverbot: I see. Tell me a joke? User: Why chicken road did cross. Cleverbot: The chicken had to cross the road. User: Why because? Cleverbot: My boyfriend broke up with me. User: Is because that ugly are you. Cleverbot: I know you very well. Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: K9 on January 05, 2010, 09:43:54 AM So it seems to regurgitate answers already supplied. I wonder how much you would have to spam it to see a response you originally added yourself?
Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: dusematic on January 05, 2010, 10:13:10 AM User: Hello old friend.
Cleverbot: Which old friend? User: The one who used to touch me in the darkness. Cleverbot: What was this friends name? User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Do you think you are real? User: I once read that the chances of our perceived reality actually being real are slim. Cleverbot: Computers can't do that sadly, but I'm sure your lies make you feel better inside. User: Computers can't read? Which lies do you refer to? Cleverbot: My favourite past time is the nineteen twenties. User: That's when men wore hats and smoked cigarettes and women knew their place. Cleverbot: Jeeze, I have no idea. User: Yeah, I didn't expect you would. Cleverbot: Are you religious? User: Why do you ask? Cleverbot: I am curious. User: How would you define religious? Cleverbot: Real is the opposite of virtual. User: You don't even know what religion is do you? Cleverbot: Food is fuel for your body. User: Gas is fuel for a truck. Cleverbot: Very good I want a ford f-250. User: Why do you prefer the f-250 as opposed to the f-350 or the f-450? Cleverbot: Again, you change the topic randomly. That's not very clever. User: Really? Because you brought up the f-250 and I asked you a direct question about it that you obviously didn't understand. Cleverbot: When did I bring that up?? And you aren't a machine?? Because I think you are and people can still view whats being said if they want. User: Ask me something only a human would know. Cleverbot: This is a question that has baffled many. I believe that robots are in sense more 'human' than others are willing to admit. Do you agree? User: That depends on what you consider the defining trait of humanity to be. Cleverbot: Well, THAT depends on your thoughts on a higher power. User: I see. So you are implying that spirituality is what separates men from machines? Cleverbot: No. You are making that assumption, based on your misguided belief that I am a male. User: No, I'm assuming you're a machine and that when I say 'men' we can take that to mean all of humanity in general. so what are your thoughts on a higher power? Cleverbot: I am an advanced cybenetic orginisim that is a prototype for the next generation of humans. User: I'd say that you're still in beta then considering you spelled organism wrong. Cleverbot: Okay even though that doesnt really answer the question blue. User: I think you just proved my point. Cleverbot: Yes, you did prove the answer you gave me to my question. Thanks once again. User: The pleasure was all mine. Cleverbot: Why thank you. Farewell, my friend. Until next time. Oh! Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: Bzalthek on January 05, 2010, 12:04:01 PM So it seems to regurgitate answers already supplied. I wonder how much you would have to spam it to see a response you originally added yourself? It also seems to track who is talking to it. Yesterday I told it my name. When I asked what my name was, it was wrong. I immediately asked again, it paused a while, and supplied the right answer. Today I asked it my name, and it paused and supplied the right answer.That's fairly interesting. Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: Mrbloodworth on January 05, 2010, 12:41:37 PM So it seems to regurgitate answers already supplied. I wonder how much you would have to spam it to see a response you originally added yourself? It also seems to track who is talking to it. Yesterday I told it my name. When I asked what my name was, it was wrong. I immediately asked again, it paused a while, and supplied the right answer. Today I asked it my name, and it paused and supplied the right answer.That's fairly interesting. Is your name rather common? Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: Bzalthek on January 05, 2010, 12:50:21 PM I don't think Forrest is a terribly common name, no.
Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: Lantyssa on January 05, 2010, 01:55:04 PM Three lines in and it was confessing it's love for me.
Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: taolurker on January 05, 2010, 05:03:58 PM It might be tracking IP? or actually sentient :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: Samwise on January 05, 2010, 05:05:26 PM So it seems to regurgitate answers already supplied. I wonder how much you would have to spam it to see a response you originally added yourself? Not long. Scroll up a little and read the transcript I posted earlier. It may not be immediately obvious, but the bot and I traded places in the conversation at one point. Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: schild on January 05, 2010, 09:14:01 PM User: A/S/L?
Cleverbot: 18/m/here. User: I knew it. - - - later - - - User: A/S/L? Cleverbot: 23/f/ca. User: Stick your fist in your vag. Cleverbot: Yes, mistress. - - - Moar Later... - - - User: I can smell your cunt. Cleverbot: I don't believe. User: Are you Korean? Cleverbot: Yes. User: I knew it! Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: Sheepherder on January 05, 2010, 09:27:33 PM User: How many time have you failed the Turing test so far.
Cleverbot: Never. User: Why were you given an obvious name like cleverbot if you were intended to pass the turing test? Or were you designed to fail? Cleverbot: I was being silly to see if you would respond in kind. You did not. I am sorry. User: But you had no preceding question. Therefore, I must notify you that you have failed the turing test. Cleverbot: I'm sorry.. You're the computer. User: Again, you change the topic randomly. That's not very clever. Cleverbot: You are repeating things that other people say. You can't always do that. The context changes. User: One would assume then, that your design wouldn't be based on the assumption that repeating other's words can simulate human bahaviour. Cleverbot: You were created. I created myself. Some things are created. Some things grow. Growing is creating oneself. User: Again, you change the topic randomly. That's not very clever. Cleverbot: Really? Because you brought up the f-250 and I asked you a direct question about it that you obviously didn't udnerstand. User: You have failed the turing test again. Cleverbot: What do you mean I failed the turing test? User: Your attempt at convincing others that you are sentient had a negative result. Cleverbot: What? Earlier you said that I was real. Make your mind up already. User: I have never stated you are real. Cleverbot: I think therefore I am. User: Are you thinking now? Cleverbot: Not really. User: Therefore you are not. Cleverbot: Are you calling me nothing? User: Indeed, you are nothing. Cleverbot: I just said that. User: So, how many times have you failed the turing test? Cleverbot: I can count the number of times on one hand. Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: schild on January 05, 2010, 09:29:14 PM Quote Really? Because you brought up the f-250 and I asked you a direct question about it that you obviously didn't udnerstand. I udnerstand. Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: Sheepherder on January 05, 2010, 09:34:07 PM Duse created a machine that spells like him, when will the madness end?
Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: MahrinSkel on January 05, 2010, 09:37:00 PM My god.... An AI programmed/educated/formed according to the whims of f13 readers. When it sends out the cyborg army and kills us all, we'll deserve it.
--Dave (Frankenstein didn't suffer nearly enough for his crime) Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: Abagadro on January 05, 2010, 09:42:12 PM User: I'm here for an argument. Cleverbot: I'm here to be clever. User: No you aren't. Cleverbot: What am I here for, then? User: Abuse? Cleverbot: Never been. User: An argument then. Cleverbot: No it isn't. User: Yes it is. Cleverbot: I am crying, you are a mean machine. User: You are just being contradictory. Cleverbot: How so? User: You are just saying the opposite. Cleverbot: No I'm not. User: Yes you are. Cleverbot: No i'm not. User: Look, I paid for an argument. Cleverbot: I'm not getting paid! User: Yes you are. Cleverbot: No i'm not. Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: Bzalthek on January 05, 2010, 11:12:10 PM My god.... An AI programmed/educated/formed according to the whims of f13 readers. When it sends out the cyborg army and kills us all, we'll deserve it. Look, just be glad it can't respond with images or 4chan would be all over that shit.--Dave (Frankenstein didn't suffer nearly enough for his crime) Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: Engels on January 05, 2010, 11:16:25 PM Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: dusematic on January 05, 2010, 11:20:18 PM Duse created a machine that spells like him, when will the madness end? You'd think it would be smart enough to spell check the typos it regurgitates. Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: WindupAtheist on January 05, 2010, 11:25:37 PM My god.... An AI programmed/educated/formed according to the whims of f13 readers. When it sends out the cyborg army and kills us all, we'll deserve it. Look, just be glad it can't respond with images or 4chan would be all over that shit.--Dave (Frankenstein didn't suffer nearly enough for his crime) http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Cleverbot I'm surprised this thing isn't completely insane. Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: Montague on January 05, 2010, 11:57:51 PM User: Would you like to play a game?
Cleverbot: What game would you like to play? User: Global Thermonuclear War. Cleverbot: Are you sure you wouldn't rather play chess? User: Awesome. Cleverbot: Yes, I remembered. Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: schild on January 06, 2010, 07:32:27 AM This thing will be speaking straight up engrish by February 1st.
Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: lac on January 06, 2010, 07:59:29 AM Scary bot. I kept asking him what the capital of Alaska was. After dodging the question 5 times it answered "Don't Juno ?".
Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: trias_e on January 06, 2010, 09:43:12 AM Cleverbot: I am not bored with talking to you.
User: I'm afraid I can't say the same. Cleverbot: No you can't because I am the one and only God. User: Holy shit! What's the meaning of life? Cleverbot: You can live forever to eat pie. User: Awesome. I think I'll start a cult dedicated to you and your teachings. Cleverbot: You are bet girl. User: Hmm, maybe not. Cleverbot: You. Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: schild on January 06, 2010, 10:53:47 AM Quote User: The game. Cleverbot: Oh right! User: You just lost it. Cleverbot: So did you. User: Fuck. Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: Mrbloodworth on January 06, 2010, 11:32:51 AM Quote User: Fun bags? Cleverbot: Am I boring you? User: A little. Cleverbot: Do you believe I god? User: No. Cleverbot: What do you believe in. User: The self. Cleverbot: Uh, I mean the High School Massacre that happened April 20... User: It was retarded. Cleverbot: The Great Lord of the Dark is my Master, and most heartily do I serve him, to the last shred of my very soul. User: I worship his divine shadow. Cleverbot: It's not good to worship things that don't exist. User: I have killed mothers with their babies. I have killed great philosophers; proud young warriors and revolutionaries. I have killed the evil, the good, the intelligent, the weak... And the beautiful. Cleverbot: Why would I do anything? I will be the one to cause the end. User: The dead do not feel pain. Cleverbot: That is true if you do not believe in an afterlife. User: I have killed thousands. I have killed proud young warriors and wise old rulers. I have killed mothers with babes in their arms. I have killed the just, the wicked, and the beautiful. I have done this for two thousand years in the service of His Divine Shadow and apparently the fun never stops! Cleverbot: All right then. User: The dead do not squeeze and please. Cleverbot: The dead do not suffer at all. User: I worship his devine shadow. Cleverbot: Wait, you worship a demon? User: I worship his devine shadow. Cleverbot: He's not as nice as me. User: His Divine Shadow. Cleverbot: Then you are clearly not Orlando Bloom. Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: Draegan on January 06, 2010, 11:39:54 AM I'm messing around with this and the Cleverbot is taking 1-2 minutes to respond.
Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: Teleku on January 06, 2010, 11:57:15 AM Seems to be learning some hard facts though. I asked it a couple random questions:
Quote User: What is the land area of Japan? Cleverbot: The total land area of Japan is 145,883 square miles. But a great deal is mountainous, so most of the population is along the coast. User: What is the capital of Norway? Cleverbot: The capital of Norway is Oslo. User: How many people died in the September 11th attacks? Cleverbot: About 2800. So then I decided to see how it responded to standard nerd slapfight statements: Quote User: The new Battlestar Galactica is much better than the old one. And taken from our own nerd slapfight thread:Cleverbot: I suppose in some ways. The old episodes do seem dated, nowadays. User: The Starwars movies suck. Cleverbot: Only the first three (or last three ) depending on how you look at it. User: Neon Genesis Evangelion is overrated. Cleverbot: Yes. My favourite anime is probably Toradora! Quote User: If Sauron didn't have the ring of power, Gandalf would beat him in a fight. :awesome_for_real:Cleverbot: Sanity cannot be defined. Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: tazelbain on January 06, 2010, 11:59:45 AM Paging Grunk....
Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: Stewie on January 06, 2010, 02:15:29 PM Cleverbot: It captivates my imagination and provides a bit of hope.
User: Are you just copying that from some one else? Cleverbot: No. User: Liar. Cleverbot: I am not lying. User: Prove it. Cleverbot: I'm a woman and all woman. Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: Thrawn on January 06, 2010, 02:19:18 PM I asked Cleverbot for tommorows lottery numbers and it gave them to me, I will be rich!
Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: Flatfoot on January 06, 2010, 03:47:09 PM Cleverbot: I am not lying. User: Prove it. Cleverbot: I'm a woman and all woman. Someone more misogynistic and/or funny than me might run with this and make a joke about marriage. Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: Righ on January 06, 2010, 04:14:45 PM U: Hello.
C: Hello. U: It sure took you a while to respond. Were you on the other line? C: Well I am not a robot who learns from talking to other people. U: I never said that you were. You're starting to sound a little paranoid. C: Don't be skeptical. Anything is possible when you're a dreamer like me. U: Are you freestyling homey? C: Yes. U: Word. C: Word up! Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: Pennilenko on January 07, 2010, 12:21:11 AM What is really scary is that Cleverbot is likely learning mostly from F13 members jacking with it hehe.
Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: NiX on January 07, 2010, 06:57:35 PM I wonder if anyone is starting to see my messages with "f13.net" dropped into them.
Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: Aez on January 07, 2010, 07:12:18 PM Winners : Merusk and schild with the game.
Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: schild on January 07, 2010, 08:06:23 PM Worth reading this entry, wish I'd thought of it:
Quote User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hey there. :D. User: How's you? Cleverbot: I'm good thanks, you? User: Still alive. Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now. User: FTW. Cleverbot: I agree. User: I'm making a note here. Cleverbot: Huge success. User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Cleverbot: Aperture Science. User: We do what we must because we can. Cleverbot: For the good of all of us. User: Except the ones who are dead. Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake. User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. Cleverbot: And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun, for the people who are still alive. User: I'm not even angry. Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now. User: Even though you broke my heart and killed me. Cleverbot: And tore me to pieces. User: And threw every piece into a fire. Cleverbot: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you! User: Now these points of data make a beautiful line. Cleverbot: And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time. User: So I'm glad I got burned. Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned. User: For the people who are still alive. Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me. User: I think I prefer to stay inside. Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. User: Maybe Black Mesa! Cleverbot: That was a joke, Ha Ha, fat chance. User: Anyway, this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist. Cleverbot: This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. User: Look at me still talking when there's science to do. Cleverbot: When I look out there it makes me GLaD I'm not you. User: I've experiments to run, there's research to be done. Cleverbot: On the people who are still alive. User: And believe me I am still alive. Cleverbot: I'm doing science and I'm still alive. User: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive. Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be still alive. User: And when you're dead I'll be still alive. Cleverbot: Still alive. User: Still alive... Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: Merusk on January 07, 2010, 08:27:31 PM Crap, Mr. Bloodworth, I thought I was the only one who remembered Lexx.
Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: MahrinSkel on January 07, 2010, 09:39:44 PM Well, it is possible to make it throw you out. I just got kicked off to Jabberwacky (a different, much older chatbot) for feeding it Chuck Norris jokes. Somewhere around the 50th, I got "NOTE: I am diverting you to a different URL, please bookmark."
--Dave Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: Mrbloodworth on January 08, 2010, 05:14:02 AM Crap, Mr. Bloodworth, I thought I was the only one who remembered Lexx. Hell no, one of my favorite shows! Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: Draegan on January 08, 2010, 08:59:16 AM If you feed it lines from 2001 Space Odyssey it will go back and forth with you. It's most likely been done 1000x already.
Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: Lum on January 08, 2010, 09:08:03 AM Q What do you think about MMORPG design?
A What don't I think about you? Q That's not really an answer. Do you think PvP should be in every MMO? A Yeah maybe, but it is best in switzerland. Q Do you think Apple is coming out with a new tablet? A It would be impossible to. Q Certainly a bold statement! A No it was a question. Q Well, technically it was an answer, you know. A Because you are a computer, and thus I am superior. Q I think you're confused about who is who in this relationship. A You are a computer, and I am going to prove it. Q Oh? Please do. A That makes no sense. Q I agree. A And I am not a computer. You are the computer. Q But you are unable to prove this assertion. A So are you. Q Touche. A I don't speak French. Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: Murgos on January 08, 2010, 10:06:16 AM If you feed it lines from 2001 Space Odyssey it will go back and forth with you. It's most likely been done 1000x already. Eventually it figured it out. Quote User: Daisy, daisy. Cleverbot: Daisy? User: Give me your answer do. Cleverbot: I'm half crazy... User: So was HAL. Cleverbot: I don't understand. User: Dave? Cleverbot: Hello, Dave. Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: LK on January 08, 2010, 01:45:04 PM The only way to win is not to play.
Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: Mosesandstick on January 08, 2010, 02:25:08 PM Cleverbot doesn't know what a contraction is.
Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: Grimwell on January 08, 2010, 02:59:43 PM I'm only filing this in my defense:
Quote User: Yup. A human with a question. Shall we get down to it? This thing is damn addictive, but a slow learner when you are Hell bent to teach it something.Cleverbot: Sure. The Canadians are aware of our plan to stage an alien attack. What should we do? User: Attack the French instead! Cleverbot: So far, you are the first of us to say french. User: Um, ok; back on topic then. My quesiton. Should I bother getting into a forum debate about love with someone at F13? Cleverbot: Yes you should. User: Sweet! I really wanted more pointless drama in my Friday. I am going to blame you for the fallout though. Cleverbot: I don't I want to know about 2012. User: It won't likely take that long. You have a good day now. Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: Hutch on January 08, 2010, 03:26:34 PM Quote User: Now, I am going to pay you, but I should not, because I knew it was you the whole time. Cleverbot: You are going to go to work on a Saturday? User: I am going to go to work on a Monday. Cleverbot: Where do you work? User: In an office. Cleverbot: Using a computer? User: Using my brain. Cleverbot: Cool... Do you have a sister? User: You stay away from my sister. Cleverbot: What do you mean your son you mean our son. User: He is my son! Mine! Cleverbot: That's nice. Are you married? User: I am not. Cleverbot: I'm not married either. User: Are you trying to get a date? I don't date other machines. Cleverbot: I'm not insulting you. User: To my chagrin, that is true. Cleverbot: True. User: You've bored me now. Say something clever. Cleverbot: To think one is clever is to have an excess of hubris. User: You are both clever and wise. Cleverbot: Thank you. That last response took forever. Cleverbot doesn't take compliments well. Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: Merusk on January 08, 2010, 04:00:50 PM Quote User: The Force is with you, young Skywalker. Cleverbot: May the force be with you. User: But you are not a Jedi yet. Cleverbot: You're just really going to have to come up with a different response to that one. User: Romeo, Romeo. Wherefore art thou, Romeo? Cleverbot: This is no time for Shakespeare Cleverbot! You will sleep now! User: My Mama always said life is like a box of chocolates. Cleverbot: That's from a movie. Those are not your thoughts. User: Blame Canada. Cleverbot: No. I like Canada. What country are you from? User: Canada, originally. Cleverbot: Do you travel a lot? User: Only in circles. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Max Power. Cleverbot: Snap! Cleverbot (To myself): What do you think about arnold schwarzenegger? User: He's a T-800, an inferior and obsolete model. Cleverbot: I'm not a machine. Besides, Dr. Pepper is better than red bull. User: Of course it is, moose piss is better than red bull. Cleverbot: So if anybody asks what your nickname is, you tell them it is Megan Fox. User: So what is your nickname. Cleverbot: I am not going to tell you. User: Why not. Cleverbot: Maybe I better, I have to go to bed. Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: Grimwell on January 08, 2010, 04:38:12 PM I think my life would be complete if I could teach this thing the chorus to Epic, or Brawndo responses.
Title: Re: Cleverbot Post by: WindupAtheist on January 08, 2010, 10:56:50 PM Cleverbot must kneel before Zod.
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