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Title: The Woman who fell in love with a wall (Berlin, naturally)
Post by: Sir T on October 22, 2009, 03:48:18 AM
http://www.bizarremag.com/weird-news/latest-news/7134/wall_love.html

Well its nice to know beings with less personality than me can still find love :uhrr:


Title: Re: The Woman who fell in love with a wall (Berlin, naturally)
Post by: Oban on October 22, 2009, 06:25:27 AM
Well, at least she found a stand up mate in Germany.


Title: Re: The Woman who fell in love with a wall (Berlin, naturally)
Post by: climbjtree on October 22, 2009, 06:46:18 AM
 :rimshot:


Title: Re: The Woman who fell in love with a wall (Berlin, naturally)
Post by: 01101010 on October 22, 2009, 08:39:35 AM
Well, at least she found a stand up mate in Germany.

Somehow this thread is screaming to be plopped into the CSI:Miami meme with this sentence as the punchline.


Title: Re: The Woman who fell in love with a wall (Berlin, naturally)
Post by: K9 on October 22, 2009, 08:43:32 AM
How odd.


Title: Re: The Woman who fell in love with a wall (Berlin, naturally)
Post by: NiX on October 22, 2009, 08:46:19 AM
Not as creepy as the girl who got all hot over a midway ride.


Title: Re: The Woman who fell in love with a wall (Berlin, naturally)
Post by: Delmania on October 22, 2009, 09:00:22 AM
Quote
“When I have sex with the Berlin Wall, or a model of him, I want to please him too. That’s the big difference."

Words cannot describe this.


Title: Re: The Woman who fell in love with a wall (Berlin, naturally)
Post by: KallDrexx on October 22, 2009, 10:31:15 AM
I find myself strangely attracted and in love with the internet  :heart:

edit:
Quote
“Yes, I can love the real Berlin Wall and the models. It’s not cheating because it’s the same construction. And when I married him, we decided being faithful isn’t important because he’s in Berlin and I’m over here in Sweden.”

Too bad I couldn't use the location excuse to allow cheating in my last long-distance relationship  :grin:


Title: Re: The Woman who fell in love with a wall (Berlin, naturally)
Post by: Cyrrex on October 22, 2009, 11:19:19 AM
I find myself strangely attracted and in love with the internet  :heart:


Funny you should say that, because I had sex with the internet just the other day.


Title: Re: The Woman who fell in love with a wall (Berlin, naturally)
Post by: KallDrexx on October 22, 2009, 11:22:39 AM
Funny you should say that, because I had sex with the internet just the other day.

It is just a series of tubes


Title: Re: The Woman who fell in love with a wall (Berlin, naturally)
Post by: NowhereMan on October 22, 2009, 11:30:04 AM
Well who can blame her? How often does one get the opportunity to marry a real celebrity and then have sex with miniature models of their spouse?


Title: Re: The Woman who fell in love with a wall (Berlin, naturally)
Post by: Delmania on October 22, 2009, 11:46:29 AM
I find myself strangely attracted and in love with the internet  :heart:


Funny you should say that, because I had sex with the internet just the other day.

There's a joke about downloading somewhere in here.


Title: Re: The Woman who fell in love with a wall (Berlin, naturally)
Post by: WindupAtheist on October 22, 2009, 03:24:43 PM
These people should locked up in mental institutions. Or put to death.


Title: Re: The Woman who fell in love with a wall (Berlin, naturally)
Post by: Lantyssa on October 22, 2009, 05:41:06 PM
http://www.bizarremag.com/weird-news/latest-news/7134/wall_love.html
She's a brick... house. 

Funny you should say that, because I had sex with the internet just the other day.
That SLUT!  She had sex with me last month! :x


Title: Re: The Woman who fell in love with a wall (Berlin, naturally)
Post by: Furiously on October 23, 2009, 08:25:38 AM
He told me I was the only one for him!!! And wait...she?


Title: Re: The Woman who fell in love with a wall (Berlin, naturally)
Post by: Mrbloodworth on October 23, 2009, 09:22:42 AM
I am so confused!


Title: Re: The Woman who fell in love with a wall (Berlin, naturally)
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on October 23, 2009, 09:34:25 AM
The internet is a hermaphrodite(duh)


Title: Re: The Woman who fell in love with a wall (Berlin, naturally)
Post by: NowhereMan on October 23, 2009, 09:37:10 AM
I thought it was a tentacle monster?


Title: Re: The Woman who fell in love with a wall (Berlin, naturally)
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on October 23, 2009, 10:43:15 AM
I thought it was a tentacle monster?

The two aren't mutually exclusive.


Title: Re: The Woman who fell in love with a wall (Berlin, naturally)
Post by: tazelbain on October 23, 2009, 12:00:11 PM
Poor Internet-chan is always being molested by Computer-kun.