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Title: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: Teleku on July 31, 2009, 03:29:31 PM http://www.spike.com/blog/how-to-make-girls/84496
:awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: Lantyssa on July 31, 2009, 03:36:27 PM I would severely injure anyone who gave me one of those.
Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: Evildrider on July 31, 2009, 03:39:25 PM That's :drill:
Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: LK on July 31, 2009, 03:41:55 PM I wonder how much it costs to buy consumable clothing.
Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: Azaroth on July 31, 2009, 03:43:45 PM Considering purchase.
Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: Oban on July 31, 2009, 03:55:01 PM This and edible clothing are horrible ideas.
Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: Evildrider on July 31, 2009, 03:58:09 PM This and edible clothing are horrible ideas. From personal experience.. Edible panties are not all that. Especially if they have been worn for any period of time longer then 2-3 minutes. Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: Teleku on July 31, 2009, 04:01:19 PM T
M I Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: K9 on July 31, 2009, 04:39:26 PM It's ok, they also make edible trunks (http://www.racheshop.de/product_info.php?products_id=12328)
:why_so_serious: Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: NiX on July 31, 2009, 04:48:08 PM T M I Agreed. From personal experience.. Edible panties are not all that. It should have ended right there. Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: Samwise on July 31, 2009, 05:45:05 PM I would severely injure anyone who gave me one of those. I'd be more worried about criminal charges, personally. Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: Fordel on July 31, 2009, 06:02:48 PM I don't understand the marketing premise.
"Hey, you broke up with me, here's a bikini!" Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: Azaroth on July 31, 2009, 10:58:16 PM Are attempts to get women naked usually intelligent?
Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: Paelos on July 31, 2009, 11:34:35 PM Are attempts to get women naked usually intelligent? No, they are usually devised over cocktails. Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: Polysorbate80 on August 02, 2009, 08:57:27 AM I would severely injure anyone who gave me one of those. Yes, but you'd have to get out of the pool first :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: Big Gulp on August 02, 2009, 09:04:50 AM It should have ended right there. Oh, but it won't! Imagine the shittiest, worst tasting fruit rollup in the history of mankind, but shaped in panty form and it's been marinating in various love juices and skin cheese for a half an hour. Bon appetit! Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: Lantyssa on August 02, 2009, 09:46:19 AM Yes, but you'd have to get out of the pool first :awesome_for_real: I'd ask a friend or someone nearby to get me a towel or I'd just hop out and storm off to the locker room. Despite any personal issues I have with not being absolutely perfect, I'm not ashamed of my body.Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: Polysorbate80 on August 02, 2009, 11:44:51 AM Then just go skinny-dipping in the first place :grin: Guys mostly aren't complicated (or smart enough) to plot evil, we just wanna see nekkid chicks.
Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: Broughden on August 03, 2009, 11:32:11 AM I am buying hundreds of these and giving them out next March/April in Panama City, FL! Muahahahahah! :why_so_serious:
Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: Nevermore on August 03, 2009, 12:18:58 PM Do most people generally not wash clothes before they wear them?
Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: Broughden on August 03, 2009, 12:49:44 PM Do most people generally not wash clothes before they wear them? They are spring break girls...offer them free bikinis and tell them you are going to make them famous in "Girls Gone Wild". They wont ask a lot of questions. Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: Hindenburg on August 03, 2009, 12:54:53 PM Do most people generally not wash clothes before they wear them? Underwear, yes. Everything else gets ironed and is deemed fit for use. Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: Lantyssa on August 03, 2009, 06:44:00 PM Do most people generally not wash clothes before they wear them? I'm assuming this hypothetical bikini made it through all the normal obstacles which allows me to be an internet tough-girl.Being given a suit by another person, washing before wearing, not showering before going into the pool, wearing a bikini, having a vengeful ex-boyfriend, having a vengeful ex-boyfriend that understands women's sizes, etc. Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: kaid on August 04, 2009, 06:10:12 AM I cannot recall ever being in a situation where me buying a bikini for somebody else was ever appropriate and I am pretty sure suspicions would arise rapidly if I went hey honey try this on especially if we were breaking up.
I can almost see the bikini give away at some place like spring break could work but it would also increase your chances of going to jail and you would be unlikely to see the fruit of your labor anyway. Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: Nevermore on August 04, 2009, 06:56:24 AM Or you could not bother with the Scooby Doo villain plan and just give the spring break girls some beads.
Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: Sky on August 04, 2009, 07:51:43 AM A rabid bear is a much better present for an ex.
Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: Endie on August 04, 2009, 08:21:43 AM They're ten euros a set. You could just hand them out at the beach at that price.
Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: SurfD on August 04, 2009, 12:35:39 PM I wonder if the "dump me, yeah? Well, here is all the crap you left at my place, take it back bitch" (and there happens to be an extra bikini in there) plan would work?
Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: Teleku on August 04, 2009, 12:45:37 PM I kind of thought the Bikini was the actual breakup method. As in, your tired of the relationship with this bitch, you buy her this bikini to end things with a bang.
Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: Der Helm on August 04, 2009, 12:48:17 PM I kind of thought the Bikini was the actual breakup method. As in, your tired of the relationship with this bitch, you buy her this bikini to end things with a bang. No that is a plan I can get behind. Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: kaid on August 04, 2009, 02:46:42 PM If one is having a really bad breakup with the ex I think this link would probably be more vengeful than the disappearing bikini and probably easier to implement.
possibly NSFW http://www.revengecrabs.com/ Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: Polysorbate80 on August 04, 2009, 03:42:16 PM After casually reading through some of that site, I have my doubts about their marketing genius
Quote What is a Crabs? The pubic crab louse is an insect sort of parasitic chigger that spends its whole life hugging the short and curlies of humans, drinking the blood of the mankind mons as its sole sustenance. The genitalia crabby lice have a flat body, but that doesn’t mean they can’t get fat. They can get fat, and they do by drinking deep of the pubis of girls that have gained too much weight. The only thing more embarrassing than passing vagenital crabs is passing fat crabs, because it means that you were fat when you gave them to your lover, even if you face might have appeared thin, which was not real. Crabs are divided into three parts; head, abdomen and thorax, just like a fire ant, except this time the fire is in your crotch, even if you aren’t a redhead with matching carpets. Make no mistake, these are insects, even though they are very small and choose of their own free will to spend their whole existences in your pubic regions, however inhospitable these areas may be. Crabs usually appear green or blue in color, and may have as many as 30 legs. Crabs breeding is difficult because they are a notoriously gay species and they aren’t ashamed of it. Crabs eggs can survive repeated washings with traditional detergents, are essentially glued to the pubic stalks where they’ll eventually hatch, and have a distinct taste of dry wild rice. Plus, it doesn't result in unexpectedly-naked lesbians :P *Edit-because I want my spelling to be better than that of the crab-panderers* Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: Oban on August 04, 2009, 04:18:16 PM The revenge site has been around for awhile, I have yet to have a reason to purchase anything from them though.
Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: Endie on August 04, 2009, 04:21:10 PM This thread took an unusually rapid and abrupt turn for the worse, even for f13.
Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: Broughden on August 04, 2009, 10:38:27 PM This thread took an unusually rapid and abrupt turn for the worse, even for f13. Yeah I was kind enjoying my little day dream of a hundred or more unexpectedly (at least for them) naked co-eds running around on the beach with their jubblies bouncing all around. :grin: Who wants to think of giving your ex crabs? :drill: Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: dusematic on August 04, 2009, 10:57:23 PM i can dig it.
Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: UnSub on August 05, 2009, 08:06:55 AM This thread took an unusually rapid and abrupt turn for the worse, even for f13. Some people focused on the boobs, some people focused on revenge. Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: Endie on August 05, 2009, 08:51:41 AM This thread took an unusually rapid and abrupt turn for the worse, even for f13. Some people focused on the boobs, some people focused on revenge. So essentially it's the summation of all human conflict down through the ages? Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: IainC on August 05, 2009, 08:56:28 AM This thread took an unusually rapid and abrupt turn for the worse, even for f13. Some people focused on the boobs, some people focused on revenge. So essentially it's the summation of all human conflict down through the ages? It's The Iliad of the internet age. Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: Lantyssa on August 05, 2009, 10:20:26 AM Yeah I was kind enjoying my little day dream of a hundred or more unexpectedly (at least for them) naked co-eds running around on the beach with their jubblies bouncing all around. :grin: There's this place called Europe. Also a recurring period named Spring Break.Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: Endie on August 05, 2009, 10:33:21 AM What european topless (and worse, naturist) beaches teach one is thet broughden is far better being left with his imagination intact.
Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: Engels on August 05, 2009, 10:49:05 AM What european topless (and worse, naturist) beaches teach one is thet broughden is far better being left with his imagination intact. That's the funny psychological thing about boobies. If they are made readily visible in volume, the sex appeal is lost. They go from 'omg bazongas' to a clinical exposure of mamary glands. Sorry Broughden, don't mean to piss on your parade, but Endie is 100% correct that this would be as exciting as a National Geographic article on the topless women of the Amazon rainforest. Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: Brogarn on August 05, 2009, 10:53:16 AM this would be as exciting as a National Geographic article on the topless women of the Amazon rainforest. Sky needs his avatar in here asap. Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: Teleku on August 05, 2009, 11:03:12 AM What european topless (and worse, naturist) beaches teach one is thet broughden is far better being left with his imagination intact. That's the funny psychological thing about boobies. If they are made readily visible in volume, the sex appeal is lost. They go from 'omg bazongas' to a clinical exposure of mamary glands. Sorry Broughden, don't mean to piss on your parade, but Endie is 100% correct that this would be as exciting as a National Geographic article on the topless women of the Amazon rainforest. Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: Broughden on August 05, 2009, 12:32:01 PM What european topless (and worse, naturist) beaches teach one is thet broughden is far better being left with his imagination intact. That's the funny psychological thing about boobies. If they are made readily visible in volume, the sex appeal is lost. They go from 'omg bazongas' to a clinical exposure of mamary glands. Sorry Broughden, don't mean to piss on your parade, but Endie is 100% correct that this would be as exciting as a National Geographic article on the topless women of the Amazon rainforest. You completely missed his point. Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: Engels on August 05, 2009, 12:58:19 PM Uhm, I'm fairly sure that people that go to European beaches are, well, um, just European. For the most part, that is. I'm sure a random person from Britain sneaks in every now and again.
I don't think I missed Endie's point at all (that on the whole, the average boob is on a sliding scale from mundane to ugly), but I will let him address that. Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: Endie on August 05, 2009, 01:15:44 PM Sliding scale is a curiously apt phrase.
Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: Lantyssa on August 05, 2009, 01:17:29 PM What european topless (and worse, naturist) beaches teach one is thet broughden is far better being left with his imagination intact. You must have mistaken me for someone who doesn't become amused at the thought of reality crushing silly fantasies. (Sadly, it is rarely as dramatic as in my fantasies.)Title: Re: Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real: Post by: Cyrrex on August 05, 2009, 01:24:21 PM Occasionally though, that one in a thousand chick comes along and totally makes the topless European beach worth it.
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