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Item: EQ2 Subscription Key from Rise of the Kunark which includes all 4 expansion packs, 3 adventure packs, and the base game. 30 Day sub attached to key.

Rules of Engagement: Must have had at least one post at the time of this contest posting. Must not be Geldonyetich (any version).

How to win: Sign below. If I laugh out loud when I read your submission, you get two entries. Drawing will be Friday. Will be in one of those internet random name picker things.

I'd like a copy because I hear this... Everquest? I hear it's pretty popular. Is it anything like World of Warcraft?

Ah, so this is where our server donations are going...  :awesome_for_real:

(http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/7791/chart2ew2.jpg)


I think this is cheating, only because it is a combination of your three favorite things in life.

Making me play EQ2 is just about the closest you could come to literally reaching through the screen and fucking me violently up the ass.  Think of the pain you'll inflict on me! Think of how much I'll long to be playing Asheron's Call instead!  Can you feel it, Snakechild - the clashing of bone and sinew?  Hurt me more!

I think Lum should get 3 entries for this, because he seems to have plenty of time left over from developing the mystery WoW killer, penultimate Russian Dysentery/Civil War MMO, for NCSoft.

If any game designer wants to build me some furniture, I'll be vacationing over here (http://s44.photobucket.com/albums/f27/taolurker/?action=view&current=swgvacation.flv).

I KNOW he didn't laugh out loud.  (http://www.invision.smileyville.net/smilies/vio%20(33).gif)

Well I was going to post a witty reply, then my mom got scared and said, "You're movin with your auntie and uncle in bel air." :pedobear:

Well, whatever you do, don't give it to me.

I thought to myself, "I should really not try, I know my sense of humor guarantees Schild will be too busy throwing up to LOL, but how can I fight the temptation?"
Excellent. 

I confess, I feel like a winner right now.

A true WarGames case.

Don't even bother entering me in this shit. I just wanted to say this: HAHA! Funny shit Schild. We bitched about contests ages ago and this is you "Eldin"ing it up. Cockbag.

The chat filter for mythos deems Holocaust, Nazi, and Hitler to all be offensive and thereby blocked.
Kike, on the other hand, is perfectably acceptable.

Can't Like, Won't Like.

Moving from HG:L to EQ2 is like moving to a different game.

I already have it so if I win, I'm donating it to charity.  Probably the MusiCares Map Fund.  I can't think of nothing more chariable than sending a heroin addicted drummer to rehab ten or twelve times and then helping his family pay for the funeral anyway.

Contest.

Oh wait.  It's the other one I have.  Every I said is relevant to that then.  And whatnot. 

A free month of EQ2 makes it really worth playing.

I don't know what the hell I have or what the hell I'm talking about anymore. 

 :tantrum:  Me me mee meee mmeee

FUCKING WIN.

Oh I'd love to get the box, but I heard it's NO-TRADE and I have better gear ATM. So pass.

Do I have to promise to play it, or can I just use it as a benchmark for my video card?

Didn't these guys also make Star Wars: Galaxies ? That game was the bomb.

The Kunark is a lie.

Obligatory  :awesome_for_real:

Can I sell this on the Station Exchange?

I'll only play if I can name my Froglok Swashbuckler Frogberts.  :grin:

Why are the rest of you trying? I won the thread with my chart. Newbs.

 :hello_kitty:

Jamiko's post was fun though. :)

I didn't laugh at the chart. It was too predictable and didn't make any sense. UO didn't have nearly that much motherfucking.

What Schild didn't tell you is that the reason why I'm disqualified is because, due to my excellent taste and bulletproof cognitive skills, I'm actually the judge.

 :pedobear:

No the reason why you're disqualified is because you hit post after typing totally stupid, off the wall things like that. Show a little restraint and don't post what you're thinking the first time, most of the time it makes you look stupider than you actually might be.

I played the first Everquest for 6 years, have a 75 shaman with 800AAs, and used to raid every night. 

Also, a client asked me if I wanted to suck and fuck her titties all night yesterday.  I declined because she was 79.

 :pedobear:

You could've just told him to lurk moar.

I'm so very sorry for posting stupid, off the wall things in a comedy thread.
(I really don't want an EQ2 key, I'm totally burnt from my last stint in the game about a month ago, I'm just funning you.  Chillax.)

You're bad at funning, you little bastard. Hell, you're bad at funny altogether. You need to just like, spend another 2 years learning how to communicate on the goddamn internet. Either that or retreat back to your fucking livejournal.

*purr*

So that's what I've been doing wrong all these years... :sad_red_panda:

is it possible to get a 64 bit vista to go with it aswell.

eq2 is bugging me with cant handle over 2048mb error .

and ive put in 8 gb.

I deserve the key because I simply love pounding my dick in a car door. Hell, I played FFXI, and it's still there, so I guess I'm ready for the next level.

Is that gerontobear now?

We have one that is less ambiguous and easier to understand for us old timers. :geezer:

I remain a loyal EQ2 player (since launch) so I would love to win this so I can sell it on ebay so I can buy some plat at IGE.com since I pre-ordered the expansion at the first opportunity and level 75 mounts cost 56p.

So wait... we win "Eq2 The rise of Vanguard"? or was it "Echoes of Vanguard"?

GIIIIIVE MEEEEEE MYYY MOTHERFUCKKKKIING-ING-ing-ing-ing

/signed.

I'd prefer the EQ1 sub, but I'd be willing to czech this thing out. For the packed-in amount of time.

I'll stick in my foot too, was planning to give the inevitable trial a go, since I no longer have the hard-on for WoW that I had before my hunter hit 70 (and started grinding isntances)!

Obligatory attempt to be humorous, inevitable failure.

I say give it to Sky so he can never reach the level cap....


(I won't mention my maxed out monk...That was my attempt at humor.)

In before the close?

Well in Europe it's Saturday so I guess not  :heartbreak:


Whos fantastic idea was this:  :pedobear: .....?

I'm gonna do the drawing midnightish. Or in the morning. I forgot about the european folks and people behind us like Australia. Or are they ahead of us. What me worry. Another day, especially a weekend day won't matter.

Today's word is Manheat. It really has no definition but it could be a helluvah boy band name. Either that or Atomic Love Wagon.

Fuck it we're making a boy band, who's down? I'll go drummer.

A boy band with a drummer.

Now that's an idea I can sell.

Damn right, we'll be like Menudo with a drummer, and not Puerto Rican.

At least you know they're Puerto Rican.  Most people call them Mexican because they can't tell the difference between boys and soup.  Maybe it's not really a plus to know where they're from.  I have an excuse for knowing which I can't be arsed to talk about.

Locking. Will announce winner tomorrow. Too busy writing about Hellgate.