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Title: Brush your teeth this morning? Post by: Murgos on June 18, 2007, 03:56:55 PM Might want to hold off on that:
Quote The counterfeit toothpaste may contain the toxic chemical diethylene glycol, or DEG, and is labeled as being manufactured in South Africa. It comes in a 5-ounce (100 ml) tube, a size Colgate does not make or sell in the United States, the company said. Quote Consumers can identify the counterfeit product by the size as well as the label tracing it to South Africa, Colgate said. In addition, there are misspellings on the package including "SOUTH AFRLCA" and "isclinically," Colgate said. http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070615/hl_nm/colgate_toothpaste_dc Now I have the brusha, brusha, brusha song from Grease going through my head. Title: Re: Brush your teeth this morning? Post by: lesion on June 18, 2007, 03:59:42 PM the joke's on THEM this time, I use antifreeze as mouthwash
Title: Re: Brush your teeth this morning? Post by: voodoolily on June 18, 2007, 06:16:51 PM Haha! Suckers! I don't even brush my teeth. I just swish with Febreeze.
Title: Re: Brush your teeth this morning? Post by: Johny Cee on June 18, 2007, 09:14:50 PM Haha! Suckers! I don't even brush my teeth. I just swish with Febreeze. Thou shalt not take Febreeze's name in vain. Even now, I'm sure a freshly scented lightning bolt is on it's way. Title: Re: Brush your teeth this morning? Post by: Paelos on June 18, 2007, 09:39:27 PM Haha! Suckers! I don't even brush my teeth. I just swish with Febreeze. Thou shalt not take Febreeze's name in vain. Even now, I'm sure a freshly scented lightning bolt is on it's way. I love Febreeze's ability to take shoes that by all rights should have been tossed down into the bowels of stinky hell itself. Title: Re: Brush your teeth this morning? Post by: voodoolily on June 19, 2007, 08:54:43 AM Haha! Suckers! I don't even brush my teeth. I just swish with Febreeze. Thou shalt not take Febreeze's name in vain. Even now, I'm sure a freshly scented lightning bolt is on it's way. My friend, you are talking to someone who buys Febreeze by the JUG so I can refill multiple bottles. And I have 2 varieties of air-freshener Febreeze too. "Name in vain" indeed. Title: Re: Brush your teeth this morning? Post by: schild on June 19, 2007, 08:57:58 AM That's because you have cats.
Title: Re: Brush your teeth this morning? Post by: Yegolev on June 19, 2007, 10:53:20 AM Twig + baking soda. Don't believe The Man's lies.
Title: Re: Brush your teeth this morning? Post by: WayAbvPar on June 19, 2007, 11:18:52 AM The smell of Febreeze makes my wife gag. She is very sensitive, olfactorally speaking.
Title: Re: Brush your teeth this morning? Post by: Sky on June 25, 2007, 07:00:13 AM We got into that vapid wife swap tv show for a couple weeks. When they had some crazy religious couple that ate everything raw (including four-month old 'high meat'), we figured nothing could top it. One of the highlights was they brushed their teeth with butter (and ash, maybe?). It was hilarious watching the mom try to convince the 'normal' family they needed to follow her routine, that it was the lord's way, natural, yada. And she with big yellow holes in her teeth. TV gold.
Title: Re: Brush your teeth this morning? Post by: Der Helm on June 25, 2007, 10:34:20 AM We got into that vapid wife swap tv show for a couple weeks. When they had some crazy religious couple that ate everything raw (including four-month old 'high meat'), we figured nothing could top it. One of the highlights was they brushed their teeth with butter (and ash, maybe?). It was hilarious watching the mom try to convince the 'normal' family they needed to follow her routine, that it was the lord's way, natural, yada. And she with big yellow holes in her teeth. TV gold. So, that TV format is another american invention that German television adopted ?I curse you. But the show IS funny from times to times :-D Title: Re: Brush your teeth this morning? Post by: Jeff Kelly on June 25, 2007, 12:36:46 PM Bah, without American and British television German TV stations would be out of programming already :-D Or worse they would need to be creative.
Title: Re: Brush your teeth this morning? Post by: Yegolev on June 25, 2007, 02:01:55 PM Don't they just show boobs in the non-import timeslots?
Title: Re: Brush your teeth this morning? Post by: Furiously on June 25, 2007, 03:06:26 PM The smell of Febreeze makes my wife gag. She is very sensitive, olfactorally speaking. And she doesn't get mad at your body spray? Title: Re: Brush your teeth this morning? Post by: Signe on June 25, 2007, 05:22:38 PM Certain perfume odours make me gag. There are some overly sweet and powdery type perfumes that I can't get out of my nose (yeah, yeah... I know my nose is in my mind) for days. They come back and haunt me.
Title: Re: Brush your teeth this morning? Post by: voodoolily on June 25, 2007, 05:41:52 PM I can only wear single-note fragrances. I usually just wear essential oil of fig, but sometimes I wear linden or grass perfume by Demeter.
Title: Re: Brush your teeth this morning? Post by: Sky on June 26, 2007, 06:35:09 AM Certain perfume odours make me gag. There are some overly sweet and powdery type perfumes that I can't get out of my nose (yeah, yeah... I know my nose is in my mind) for days. They come back and haunt me. Me, too. Especially certain oil-based fragrances. I especially hate when people spray in an attempt to cover the smell of their shit. Thanks, now it smells like clean sheets and shit. And I'll be smelling those clean sheet oils for hours, and I can still smell your shit. I wouldn't want to bask in shit smell, but for crissakes, it's a natural smell that dissipates quickly. Let it go, your shit does stink, and that's ok.Back to puritans again, I guess! Title: Re: Brush your teeth this morning? Post by: Chimpy on June 26, 2007, 06:39:53 AM In Japan, they sell pills intended to literally make your shit not stink.
Make farts smell like roses etc. Wacky people reside on those islands, I tell ya. |