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ahoythematey
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on: November 06, 2008, 08:58:52 PM

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Reply #1 on: November 06, 2008, 09:00:51 PM

Why are you under the impression he deserves any attention?
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Reply #2 on: November 06, 2008, 09:41:45 PM

He's gracing us with "elite" tomfoolery, Schild. Have some fucking respect!
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Reply #3 on: November 06, 2008, 11:41:08 PM

God dammit his name is in that link.  You know what that means.

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Reply #4 on: November 06, 2008, 11:42:26 PM

I would love for that malfunctioning knobgoblin to show up.
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Reply #5 on: November 07, 2008, 01:36:40 AM

That piece refers to him as Dr Serek Dmart. Is he still calling himself that or have they just forgotten that his PhD wasn't real?

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Reply #6 on: November 07, 2008, 01:52:28 AM

When the Candyman rips us all apart, I hold you responsible.

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Reply #7 on: November 07, 2008, 12:23:54 PM

I'll take the blame for this one. I believe I was the most recent retard to actually type his name out loud in a drunken attempt at humor in the Warhammer threads.

I was drinking when I wrote this, so sue me if it goes astray.
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Reply #8 on: November 07, 2008, 01:22:11 PM

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Reply #9 on: November 07, 2008, 01:54:02 PM

Spawn in and pull the pin on a grenade. Wouldn't you still win technically (minus the ~8hrs of gameplay)?
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Reply #10 on: November 07, 2008, 02:47:06 PM

I'll take the blame for this one. I believe I was the most recent retard to actually type his name out loud in a drunken attempt at humor in the Warhammer threads.

Is typing his name equivalent to saying Beetlejuice three times?
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Reply #11 on: November 07, 2008, 03:27:12 PM

The story line doesn't even make sense in the context of the game. But then... look at the source.

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Reply #12 on: November 07, 2008, 06:52:40 PM

Is typing his name equivalent to saying Beetlejuice three times?
That's what the rumor is.
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Reply #13 on: November 07, 2008, 06:57:01 PM

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Set on a remote four hundred square mile stretch of a near desolate planet, the game features fast and furious action in first or third person perspective, vehicular and aerial combat with a vast array of player controlled air, ground and naval assets. With six playable classes, over twenty first person weapons of mass destruction, thirty player controlled units and breathtaking vistas, this open world game is best in class.

They have flying shit and can't get out of a 20 mile by 20 mile area before a bomb goes off?  Ohhhhh, I see.

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Reply #14 on: November 07, 2008, 07:43:49 PM

If it's nearly desolate, who are they even fighting?

What a pile of crap.

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Reply #15 on: November 10, 2008, 07:40:26 PM

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Set on a remote four hundred square mile stretch of a near desolate planet, the game features fast and furious action in first or third person perspective, vehicular and aerial combat with a vast array of player controlled air, ground and naval assets. With six playable classes, over twenty first person weapons of mass destruction, thirty player controlled units and breathtaking vistas, this open world game is best in class.

They have flying shit and can't get out of a 20 mile by 20 mile area before a bomb goes off?  Ohhhhh, I see.

Wow, a totally amazing game; far beyond anything that came before.  Why does this seem so strangely familiar?
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Reply #16 on: November 11, 2008, 10:58:24 AM

That whole two-paragraph description gives off a weird vibe, like it was written by someone who learned phonetically.  Or, to borrow from one review of 3000AD, like a dog crapped scrabble tiles.

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