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Title: Mostly Mediocre Online RPG - Tamriel Unlimited!
Post by: rk47 on July 15, 2015, 08:37:30 PM
001 - We always start every Elder Scroll Adventures in captivity... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwtFwvTxDOI)
002 - You fell from the sky? Try to blend in (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNhKNNuGgQ8)
003 - Begin, the fetching has (https://youtu.be/PAaqXTKc_4U)


Title: Re: Mostly Mediocre Online RPG - Tamriel Unlimited!
Post by: Paelos on July 16, 2015, 08:01:39 AM
Oh I can't wait to see how far you take this before you give up.  :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: Mostly Mediocre Online RPG - Tamriel Unlimited!
Post by: rk47 on July 16, 2015, 11:09:24 PM
Oh I can't wait to see how far you take this before you give up.  :why_so_serious:

XD it's painful

004 - Baywatch (https://youtu.be/HAPPiAWSPXo)
005 - The Book Return Policy (https://youtu.be/AGi28qIfjpQ)
006 - Dat Inspiring Raiding of Tomb (https://youtu.be/7LRJHzDLi6U)
007 - The Stone Mourns of Bad Games (https://youtu.be/JQTb1hbgnII)
008 - Death to Drug Traffickers! (https://youtu.be/xZjd4b0ze4o)


Title: Re: Mostly Mediocre Online RPG - Tamriel Unlimited!
Post by: rk47 on July 17, 2015, 09:59:49 AM
009-012 Papers, Please
009 (https://youtu.be/qSqhoXIgnjM)
010 (https://youtu.be/Gfx8sAUFgJs)
011 (https://youtu.be/sVG6ATcnMZI)
012 (https://youtu.be/zk0dEbNbVkM)


Title: Re: Mostly Mediocre Online RPG - Tamriel Unlimited!
Post by: rk47 on July 17, 2015, 12:04:13 PM
13 - TESO - Origins (https://youtu.be/ypemtzOu_BI)


Title: Re: Mostly Mediocre Online RPG - Tamriel Unlimited!
Post by: Paelos on July 17, 2015, 01:08:20 PM
I'm going to start watching all of them in a row this weekend.


Title: Re: Mostly Mediocre Online RPG - Tamriel Unlimited!
Post by: rk47 on July 17, 2015, 08:56:04 PM
The Purity of the Race Must Not Be Tainted
14 - Akbar (https://youtu.be/t9s1DfsIDuA)
15 - The SJW Alliance (https://youtu.be/1uXmNEdVHro)


Title: Re: Mostly Mediocre Online RPG - Tamriel Unlimited!
Post by: Paelos on July 19, 2015, 11:28:38 AM
Dear lord is there any way to shut that imp up? He makes noise constantly.


Title: Re: Mostly Mediocre Online RPG - Tamriel Unlimited!
Post by: rk47 on July 19, 2015, 08:55:30 PM
Dear lord is there any way to shut that imp up? He makes noise constantly.

 :awesome_for_real: I know right?

16 - The Sins of Papa (https://youtu.be/nggwabZWiRs)
17 - The 100% White Queen (https://youtu.be/9mHguz5MEro)
18 - Hi, I'm Sheogorath! Welcome to Disneyland! (https://youtu.be/kndy6AP2U6Y)
19 - Lazy Ass Design (https://youtu.be/vZPHGmLtKCA)
20 - A series of incompetent magery (https://youtu.be/kKUvg3fl_hI)
21 - Le Publique Quest (https://youtu.be/ziQ2mOkwBZY)
22 - Train Hard to be Racist (https://youtu.be/0pXkgQy8Xrg0)
23 - Behind you lah! (https://youtu.be/HNzvovmPplk)
24 - Burn the whole town down (https://youtu.be/8RmOAr_2fSw)


Title: Re: Mostly Mediocre Online RPG - Tamriel Unlimited!
Post by: Yegolev on July 20, 2015, 08:38:23 PM
I realized that I can't watch these because I'm still busy mailing things to friends.  And receiving mail from friends.  I'm so happy that they put in a "digging around in a bag" animation because that's at least 33% of the game.


Title: Re: Mostly Mediocre Online RPG - Tamriel Unlimited!
Post by: rk47 on July 20, 2015, 09:22:19 PM
25 - Our war on racism continues... (https://youtu.be/FlOphKKfgHs)


Title: Re: Mostly Mediocre Online RPG - Tamriel Unlimited!
Post by: Paelos on July 21, 2015, 10:28:33 AM
I think I'm on number 13 or 14 at this point. So far it's better than I expected. The quests are at least interesting.


Title: Re: Mostly Mediocre Online RPG - Tamriel Unlimited!
Post by: rk47 on July 21, 2015, 09:48:12 PM
I think I'm on number 13 or 14 at this point. So far it's better than I expected. The quests are at least interesting.

*squints to see green text* You n'mwah


Title: Re: Mostly Mediocre Online RPG - Tamriel Unlimited!
Post by: Ironwood on July 22, 2015, 03:01:17 AM
There certainly appears to be a lot of opening doors.


Title: Re: Mostly Mediocre Online RPG - Tamriel Unlimited!
Post by: Paelos on July 22, 2015, 07:19:49 AM
I think I'm on number 13 or 14 at this point. So far it's better than I expected. The quests are at least interesting.

*squints to see green text* You n'mwah

The funniest one to me so far is when you handed the evil book to the guy who wanted the evil book and the evil book sucked him into an evil vortex.

Nobody saw that coming!

Basically every choice you make is the exact opposite of the one I would make in games, which usually makes me laugh.


Title: Re: Mostly Mediocre Online RPG - Tamriel Unlimited!
Post by: Ironwood on July 22, 2015, 08:15:09 AM
The stoned village was hilarious.


Title: Re: Mostly Mediocre Online RPG - Tamriel Unlimited!
Post by: Sir T on July 22, 2015, 10:00:18 AM
This is more entertaining than spending 60 dollahs to play the damn game, isn't it? Sucky sucky 60 dollahs...


Title: Re: Mostly Mediocre Online RPG - Tamriel Unlimited!
Post by: rk47 on July 22, 2015, 06:04:49 PM
26 - Death to Racists! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pizK5nzbs4&feature=youtu.be)
27 - The Shrine Janitor (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz-2D3BUi0A&feature=youtu.be)


Title: Re: Mostly Mediocre Online RPG - Tamriel Unlimited!
Post by: rk47 on July 24, 2015, 01:51:32 AM
28 - Strong Woman (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOAbQIDMkMQ)


Title: Re: Mostly Mediocre Online RPG - Tamriel Unlimited!
Post by: rk47 on July 26, 2015, 08:05:46 AM
29 - The End  (https://youtu.be/EeOMkXOy7HM)


Title: Re: Mostly Mediocre Online RPG - Tamriel Unlimited!
Post by: Ironwood on July 26, 2015, 08:45:46 AM
Much Anger.   :grin:


Title: Re: Mostly Mediocre Online RPG - Tamriel Unlimited!
Post by: rk47 on July 26, 2015, 09:22:43 PM
Much Anger.   :grin:

You can't even automatically queue multi-craft unless you downloaded a mod

Press R to Craft (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOpK-KEIvos)



Title: Re: Mostly Mediocre Online RPG - Tamriel Unlimited!
Post by: rk47 on July 27, 2015, 09:28:27 AM
32 - The Third Person (https://youtu.be/r0WMBDE8AcI)


Title: Re: Mostly Mediocre Online RPG - Tamriel Unlimited!
Post by: rk47 on July 31, 2015, 11:47:40 AM
33 - Captain Altmer (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRsWR0r7hp4)
34 - Perception & Intelligence (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNKCMyzySMg)
35 - The Epic Conclusion (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSpm-Z83bEQ)


Title: Re: Mostly Mediocre Online RPG - Tamriel Unlimited!
Post by: Signe on August 03, 2015, 05:14:04 PM
Srsly, if you ever need adopting, rk, I want first dibs.  I have a really pretty cousin who's probably too old for you but you never know.  Just offerin'....


Title: Re: Mostly Mediocre Online RPG - Tamriel Unlimited!
Post by: Pennilenko on August 03, 2015, 05:51:50 PM
Srsly, if you ever need adopting, rk, I want first dibs.  I have a really pretty cousin who's probably too old for you but you never know.  Just offerin'....
I'm sure age doesn't matter to rk, as long as she likes KFC and games.


Title: Re: Mostly Mediocre Online RPG - Tamriel Unlimited!
Post by: rk47 on August 03, 2015, 08:37:12 PM
Green card? Where?  :pedobear: Shit, Wrong emoticon. :psyduck:
 :sad_panda: yes, please help me supreme white woman.


Title: Re: Mostly Mediocre Online RPG - Tamriel Unlimited!
Post by: Paelos on August 03, 2015, 08:42:59 PM
I just caught up. The ending was exactly as I wanted it to be. Anti-climatic and full of rage-quitting. Well done sir.

I see you're playing Risen now. God only knows why.


Title: Re: Mostly Mediocre Online RPG - Tamriel Unlimited!
Post by: rk47 on August 03, 2015, 10:08:48 PM
I just caught up. The ending was exactly as I wanted it to be. Anti-climatic and full of rage-quitting. Well done sir.

I see you're playing Risen now. God only knows why.

I quit that one too.
Even posted an impression on RPGCodex that promptly got fire-bombed by every east europeans and slavics out there carrying a steel sword and silver sword.

(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/829607/daily/85/thread.png)




Title: Re: Mostly Mediocre Online RPG - Tamriel Unlimited!
Post by: Sir T on August 04, 2015, 12:04:46 AM
Wow. That was a glorious 3 seconds of epic combat as the reward for your self sacrifice and "nobility." And its amazing that they made the collapse the gateways quests LESS engaging than Oblivions' :D


Title: Re: Mostly Mediocre Online RPG - Tamriel Unlimited!
Post by: Paelos on August 04, 2015, 07:57:41 AM
I'm just amazed they took the spirit of Oblivion, tugged at your heartstrings with the portals, made you wait so it was built up.

And then released you into a generic cave that looked absolutely nothing like Oblivion. At all. All they had to do was put that corridor outdoors with some feel of Oblivion, but no. COPY PASTA ASSHOLES!

I'm going to lose the bet I made with Ingmar that this thing will crash and burn before 2016, but it still doesn't deserve to live, as rk47 pointed out.