Ironwood
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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schild
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Other than Gere looking like he's about to shart, I am appaled in new ways every day by the old world.
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Lantyssa
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Label it NSFW, bitch!
What if my boss at the call center saw this?
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Other than Gere looking like he's about to shart, I am appaled in new ways every day by the old world.
People died coming to the new world for Damned Good Reasons*. *this statement does not necessarily apply to negroes, although it seems to have worked out in the end for them, too |
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stray
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I don't think it's New World so much as the entire world is mainly run by misogynists, including the liberal parts.
The sooner they all pass away and/or get marginalized, the better. Because there isn't any use in changing them.
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Murgos
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Wait, not kissing in public is misogynistic?
What the hell does PDA have to do with misogyny? I'm not saying that India is not rife with institutionalized misogyny but enjoying kissing is not an inherently female trait that disapproving of it in public means you hate women.
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stray
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I'm saying that laws like that probably started from some shithead who wanted to keep women in check, or who couldn't bear the site of them doing what they want (this goes for similar issues in other cultures). I don't think it has anything to do with "decency" at all. Or rather, I think the entire concept of "decency" was invented by misogynists and/or possessive men. Or at the very least, a concept invented by angry and jealous men.
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Damn Dirty Ape
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Not to imply that Stray is necessarily wrong, but the only person to ever give me shit about kissing in public was a woman. She became hopping mad that me and my girlfriend were kissing in a restaurant where her two teenaged sons could see us. I wanted to tell her I thought she was bat-shit insane but I was too shocked that someone would actually get so bent out of shape about something so natural. It's not as we duelling tongues or anything.
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stray
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the only person to ever give me shit about kissing in public was a woman
She was just a slave to the system. ;) |
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Damn Dirty Ape
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Could be. Her froth-laden ranting seemed to imply that she was concerned that our kissing would cause her sons to lose control and start fucking everything in sight. You know how males are. If we're not warring, we're fucking.
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Lantyssa
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It's like your little monkey brain is in control.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Damn Dirty Ape
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I blame the teaching of evolution in public schools. Back when people thought we came from dirt and a rib, there was no fighting or fucking.
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Ironwood
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STOP.
This thread is getting to close to a conversation/argument that we could actually hear in the world these days.
It's not funny.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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NowhereMan
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Goddamn liberals trying to kill our freedom of speech.
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"Look at my car. Do you think that was bought with the earnest love of geeks?" - HaemishM
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Ironwood
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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She became hopping mad that me and my girlfriend were kissing in a restaurant where her two teenaged sons could see us.
Slowly turn to her and say..."So I guess a blowjob is out of the question, sugar tits?" I have a bad habit of enjoying offending overly sensitive people, it's one of my worst flaws. Grow a thicker skin, you'll need it in life. |
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Yegolev
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What kind of name is Dale Bhagwager?
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Murgos
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What kind of name is Dale Bhagwager?
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"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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The funny part of the story? Richard Gere could be out of the public eye for a good bit of time. I consider that a win.
He did get a little overheated.
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Morat20
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She became hopping mad that me and my girlfriend were kissing in a restaurant where her two teenaged sons could see us.
Slowly turn to her and say..."So I guess a blowjob is out of the question, sugar tits?" I have a bad habit of enjoying offending overly sensitive people, it's one of my worst flaws. Grow a thicker skin, you'll need it in life. Nice one. My brother has a habit of responding to the occasional fervent evangelical with much the same tone. I can't quite bring myself to respond to "Have you found Jesus Christ" with "Damn, you can't nail that guy down!". As for snobby moral biddies -- they're everywhere. Male and female. Sometime it's even me, although I generally don't interfere until it's at the "Excuse me, do you think you could maybe get that blowjob outside? I'm trying to watch the movie here, but my wife's really appalled by her shitty technique and frankly it's just an embarassment to people who are actually good at sex" level. |
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Damn Dirty Ape
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I know, I know. Evolution makes other people cry too:  |
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Calantus
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She became hopping mad that me and my girlfriend were kissing in a restaurant where her two teenaged sons could see us.
Slowly turn to her and say..."So I guess a blowjob is out of the question, sugar tits?" I have a bad habit of enjoying offending overly sensitive people, it's one of my worst flaws. Grow a thicker skin, you'll need it in life. It amuses me no end all the lectures we got about how the "real world" is as teenagers. I always had the impression that the "real world" was where you could expect help from basically no-one and had to deal with your own problems. In reality everyone goes around trying to cozzle the real world anyway and if you have an issue there's a special interest group to bitch with or a higher authority you can appeal to who will sympathyse because unlike a teacher they actually give a fuck whether you like them. The only difference is I hear less swear words, overhear less conversations about who gave who a blowjob, see less violence in real life, have to pay taxes, and have to vote. Gee, I'm glad I built up all that thick skin in high school! |
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Fabricated
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Indian culture is retarded.
I like how they're burning effigys of Gere because he kissed a woman in public (AND WHAT WAS SHE DOING OUT OF THE KITCHEN AND NOT PREGNANT ANYWAY), but of course it's perfectly okay for a member of a higher caste to molest/rape the underage daughter of someone of a lower caste, like what happened to one of my best friend's former girlfriends.
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"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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Llava
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They need better things to protest in India.
Let's blow up their government and put in a new one, that'll keep 'em occupied.
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Big Gulp
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They need better things to protest in India.
Let's blow up their government and put in a new one, that'll keep 'em occupied.
No, we'll need India for when Pakistan goes tits up, declares an Islamic regime and we need to snatch some nukes real quick. You gotta think ahead, people. |
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Yegolev
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Don't forget about the call centers. What if you need to report your credit card as being stolen? But then, talking about blowing up India is kinda silly. Can't make it much worse.
On the other hand, without India, all of these contractors I work with would not be able to send their income out of the country.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Damn Dirty Ape
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Since some Jesus Freak over on Wikipedia took exception to Swaggart's Crying Game Picture, I suppose we have to settle with a caricature:  |
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Hoax
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Fucking religions need to get off my lawn planet.
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A nation consists of its laws. A nation does not consist of its situation at a given time. If an individual's morals are situational, then that individual is without morals. If a nation's laws are situational, that nation has no laws, and soon isn't a nation.
-William Gibson
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Der Helm
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Mr. A. better watches out, I heard those fundamentalists are really dangerous.  |
"I've been done enough around here..."- Signe
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