Furiously
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Bosstard and Masshole have always been my favorites from the non-racial, geographic slurs.
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stray
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I was once called a "slanted eye rice cooker" when I was a kid. Needless to say, but my left pinky nail doesn't grow right to this day because I pounded the other kid's head so hard (and didn't know how to punch right at that).
In retrospect though, it's a pretty funny slur.
The non slanted eye rice cooker part of me is Norwegian too (part Danish as well). Yay me. Slanted eye rice cooking mountain monkey ftw.
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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So I guess I could be a 51st Stater Adolf Alcoholic Beaver-Beater Bic-Needer Big Mac Buk-Buk Caber Tosser Carrot Top Cocks Coconut Nigger Uda...
Or something. That list is very long.
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stray
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I thought you were just a Dago/Guinea/Greaseball.
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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Not in the least. 0%
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Signe
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I was once called a "slanted eye rice cooker" when I was a kid. Needless to say, but my left pinky nail doesn't grow right to this day because I pounded the other kid's head so hard (and didn't know how to punch right at that).
In retrospect though, it's a pretty funny slur.
The non slanted eye rice cooker part of me is Norwegian too (part Danish as well). Yay me. Slanted eye rice cooking mountain monkey ftw.
The only insult I can find for Danish people is "Butter Cookie"... how is that even mean? I guess the racial slur for me would be Wopegian. |
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stray
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Not in the least. 0%
I must have read too much into that whole "Roma" thing.  The only insult I can find for Danish people is "Butter Cookie"... how is that even mean? Hah, I love that. |
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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That sounds more like a term of endearment.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Yegolev
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F13 will truly arrive as the most awesome forum ever once we all are assigned fitting racial slurs other than "Foozle".
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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tazelbain
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That sounds like a great project for Trippy, a nice drop-down menu where we can choose our racial slur in our profiles.
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"Me am play gods"
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hal
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Make mine Guido please. TY.
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I started with nothing, and I still have most of it
I'm not a complete idiot... Some parts are still on backorder.
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Paelos
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I'll settle for Cracker-ass-cracker-ass-cracker.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Roac
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F13 will truly arrive as the most awesome forum ever once we all are assigned fitting racial slurs other than "Foozle".
I was thinking we could use that flash site to make an electric-shakey catass intro, sprinkled with some blinking crotchpheasant. It would help everyone know that they should expect to be visually raped here. |
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"Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don't learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us." -SC
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Sky
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As my girlfriend likes to say, I amuse myself. I often break out in laughter at a joke in my mind.
A few summers ago I was at a friend's campsite. I was holding a beer standing at a pot of salt potatoes. I stood there with a potato on a fork in one hand, a beer in the other. I broke out laughing at myself, being very Irish.
So beer-totin' potato monkey would suit me ok.
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Just call me Blue-Eyed Devil.
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schild
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I can't come up with a racial slur offensive enough to be funny.
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Slayerik
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The only insult I can find for Danish people is "Butter Cookie"... how is that even mean?
I guess the racial slur for me would be Wopegian.
The danish guys in my Eve corp get ragged on for having wooden shoes. No real good term for it though, sorry :) |
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schild
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I'm gonna start calling danish people "clogs."
Now I just have to find some Danes.
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stray
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/raises hand
I like to call myself a mutt, but I have more Danish than anything else.
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Signe
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Damn Butter Cookie.
This is just a totally useless insult.
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WindupAtheist
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I think Stray should be grief titled "Butter Cookie".
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Signe
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I think Stray should be grief titled "Butter Cookie".
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Lantyssa
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I have a Danish friend and he loves his clogs, too.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Yegolev
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Are Danish people from the Netherlands or Holland? I just can't sort out that part of the world in my mind.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Nebu
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Are Danish people from the Netherlands or Holland? I just can't sort out that part of the world in my mind.
The Danish are folks from Denmark. |
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Signe
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You're thinking of the Dutch people, Yegolev. They are more stoned. Danish people are buttery-er and sometimes have icing.
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schild
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The Danish is breakfast.
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stray
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My ancestors on my Dad's side were tall guys who guarded the king of Denmark or something. And they all resembled Lee Marvin. [EDIT] I had the strange desire to look up Lee Marvin after typing that. Then ran across something weird. Apparently, Jim Jarmusch started a "secret society" called the "Sons of Lee Marvin" for Lee Marvin look-a-alikes. Members include Jim, Tom Waits, Thurston Moore, Iggy Pop, and Nick Cave.    My dad should be in that club. --- Yeah, yeah, this isn't the useless conversation thread (I should get a blog). /rerail  I hate Danishes BTW |
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schild
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Comeon now. I could take a picture of myself where I look like Lee Marvin.
Nick Cave invented the MySpace Photo.
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stray
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Comeon now. I could take a picture of myself where I look like Lee Marvin. Do it. I couldn't -- even though I come from a long line of Lee Marvin clones. I'm more of a slanted eye, big nosed Atticus Finch. Also, Nick Cave is the shit. |
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Ironwood
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Comeon now. I could take a picture of myself where I look like Lee Marvin.
Nick Cave invented the MySpace Photo.
I call nonsense. I've seen you. I can't believe there was ever that stage. Prove me wrong. One way or t'other, it'll be funny. |
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Yegolev
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My ancestors on my Dad's side were tall guys who guarded the king of Denmark or something. Funny thing, I think it was the King of Denmark that gave title to Siward Armstrong, progenitor of the Armstrong Clan. The myth is that the king fell off his horse during battle and Siward picked him up by his leg and put him back on there. Fast track to earldom, apparently. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Bunk
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So according to wikipedia, I could be refered to as a Jockie Kraut Redskin Welcher Hoser, um ... Englishman
There is a suprising lack of slurs against Englishmen for some reason.
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Yegolev
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If you make up all the slurs, of course you will pass on yourself.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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schild
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So according to wikipedia, I could be refered to as a Jockie Kraut Redskin Welcher Hoser, um ... Englishman
There is a suprising lack of slurs against Englishmen for some reason.
Wanker. |
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