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Ironwood
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Reply #35 on: January 16, 2007, 10:33:10 AM

DING.

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Nebu
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Reply #36 on: January 16, 2007, 10:43:57 AM

Have I ever mentioned that I hate post count?

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Sky
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Reply #37 on: January 16, 2007, 11:32:33 AM

Whoa. Listen to the music.

I wonder what happened to my silk print shirt and orange polyester bell bottoms? I used to love wearing that stuff out to clubs. In the late 80s.
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Reply #38 on: January 16, 2007, 12:23:30 PM

I seriously never even notice post count until someone brings it up. I think my posting rate has declined over the past few months...probably lots of people with more than me by now.

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Reply #39 on: January 16, 2007, 02:21:03 PM

Calm down, Daeven.  You can't be doing that old ticker of yours any good.

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Reply #40 on: January 16, 2007, 06:33:33 PM

Shut the hell up you fucking infant. You probably don't even remember disco. Do you punks want to know why I'm psychotic? A whole decade dedicated to LIME FUCKING GREEN AND THE DOOBIE BROTHERS!

Just die.

Dude, they had Disco before irony? Sux.

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Daeven
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Reply #41 on: January 16, 2007, 07:07:48 PM

Irony was invented because there were people who actually *liked* disco.

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Reply #42 on: January 16, 2007, 07:25:40 PM

Moving this thing into Useless News.
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Reply #43 on: January 16, 2007, 11:55:54 PM

Fascist.
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Reply #44 on: January 17, 2007, 12:13:59 AM

Indeed. Just be glad I'm a (mostly) benevolent dictator. evil
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Reply #45 on: January 17, 2007, 06:44:24 AM

OMG THIS IS SO NOT USELESS WHY DO YOU NERF MY POST I'M GONNA PETITION

SERIOUS BUSINESS!

Hey, that'd be a good name for the Useless News forum ;)
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Reply #46 on: January 17, 2007, 01:28:27 PM

Moving this thing into Useless News.
I think you are grossly underestimating the threat of the Doobie Brothers and Lime Green Spandex on Western Civilization.

Revolutions have been caused by 400 lb women in spandex dancing to "Black Water".

I'm fairly certain it's why the Anasazi collapsed. Their stomachs, revolting from the catastrophic lack of taste, crawled up and digested everyones brain simultaneously in retaliation for the crime agaisnt the universe.

It's also clearly what causes Zombies.

But hey, its your call man.

"There is a technical term for someone who confuses the opinions of a character in a book with those of the author. That term is idiot." -SMStirling

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion
Nebu
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Reply #47 on: January 17, 2007, 01:29:45 PM

I think you are grossly underestimating the threat of the Doobie Brothers and Lime Green Spandex on Western Civilization.

Revolutions have been caused by 400 lb women in spandex dancing to "Black Water".

I'm fairly certain it's why the Anasazi collapsed. Their stomachs, revolting from the catastrophic lack of taste, crawled up and digested everyones brain simultaneously in retaliation for the crime agaisnt the universe.

It's also clearly what causes Zombies.

But hey, its your call man.

I want 30s of my life back.

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Reply #48 on: January 18, 2007, 06:58:56 AM

Posting in a legendary hilarious somewhat entertaining useless thread.
Sky
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Reply #49 on: January 19, 2007, 07:25:21 AM

SERIOUS BUSINESS!
f13! Fuck yeah!
Coming to save the motherfuckin' day, yeah!

I saw a buddy of mine at a Blues Traveler show last year and I was telling him he must see Team America, and I started singing the theme song, which my girlfriend hates. Another buddy of mine joined in, and then a good hundred people in the area all started singing it. It was cool.

Then Blues Traveler used it for their opening music and my mind melted. Fuck yeah!
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Reply #50 on: January 19, 2007, 01:36:41 PM

And people scoff at the idea that the "Jehovah's Witnesses" (aka the nice people form the Ministry of Truth  and Social Order who come to visit every so often) control the Orbital Mind Control lasers.

"There is a technical term for someone who confuses the opinions of a character in a book with those of the author. That term is idiot." -SMStirling

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion
Ironwood
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Reply #51 on: January 22, 2007, 08:56:07 AM

SERIOUS BUSINESS!
f13! Fuck yeah!
Coming to save the motherfuckin' day, yeah!

I saw a buddy of mine at a Blues Traveler show last year and I was telling him he must see Team America, and I started singing the theme song, which my girlfriend hates. Another buddy of mine joined in, and then a good hundred people in the area all started singing it. It was cool.

Then Blues Traveler used it for their opening music and my mind melted. Fuck yeah!

And yet I'm sure that 90 of those hundred had no idea of the irony.

"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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