This year, as an extra special holiday festivity, my flu shot seems to have given me the flu.
That's how they work, newb.
My Thanksgiving was shitty.
I like Fawlty Towers both for the comedy and for Connie Booth's nipples.
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone