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Yegolev
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Michael Graves: "Is there something I have not yet put an egg-shaped handle on?"
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Merusk
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Michael Graves: "Is there something I have not yet put an egg-shaped handle on?"
I laughed much more than I should have at that. |
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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New DSL modem and all is right with the world. I do feel pretty dumb for assuming my outage was caused by the MASSIVE FLOODING, and you know what happens when you assume. New one is very fast, too, probably because the LAN interface isn't a 10 Mbit connection.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Bunk
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Operating Thetan One
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I found a can of quail eggs in the cupboard. People eat quail eggs? Raw quail egg yolk is a sushi topping (flying fish roe with quail egg, salmon roe with quail egg, etc.). As scary as it looks, Flying Fish roe with a raw quail egg is one of my favorite pieces of sushi. The egg yolk is quite small, and the richness of it counters the overt saltiness of the roe. |
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"I have retard strength." - Schild
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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My favorite way to eat quail eggs is as yakitori (soft-boiled, breaded in panko, then deep-fried), followed closely by bite-sized Scotch eggs (made them once to go with fish and chips) and on a salade Nicoise. All of these are fine with chicken eggs, but there's something really special about a bite-sized Scotch egg.
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Johny Cee
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Ugh.
I've had to do inventory audits of some pretty grimy/disgusting things... repossessed trailers, experimental ammo, crypts (no shit)... but money might have passed those on the filthy scale.
After counting a few hundred thousand dollars my hands were coated with a nasty film that took three hand washings to get completely off. I mean, repossessed trailers smell not nice but you breathe through your mouth for a while and 30 seconds later your done and out the door.
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Ugh, change. All I could think of was the "ass penny" skit while going through the change and that coin really left some awful filmy gunk on your hands.
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Lantyssa
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I'm sad 'cause one of my best jokes wasn't taken as such.  |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Trippy
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I split everything off starting from the instigator post rather than try and pick and choose what should remain here.
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Lantyssa
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No, I understand that. I mean one of the replies specifically to it.  |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Cheddar
I like pink
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Holy shit. Have you ever had the wind knocked out of you without actually being punched? Yeah - I may be single soon. Fuck my life.
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No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Der Helm
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I just had a very strange dream. I can't remember details, but I do remember that in the dream I saw an ex-girlfriend of mine and I thought: "Wow, I have not thought of her in years, this is a strange dream" Then (still dreaming) I remembered a few moments of our relationship (nothing exciting, really  ). Then I woke up. Now I can't even remember her name, or any details about her, or even the way she looked. But I would recognize her, I think. The more I think on it, the more i am convinced that it was all part of the dream. But I can't stop thinking about it. Btw, the number of relationships I actually had (and can remember  ) is not that big that I could easily forget one of them. PS: Isn't this some kind of movie plot ? |
"I've been done enough around here..."- Signe
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Signe
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What's going on around here? Maybe it's the harvest moon or something. It'll pass in a couple of days. Everyone should nap until it's over, except for farmers (I want my Honeycrisp apples!) and star gazers. I hope everything is okay for Cheddar  and Der Helm's early onset Alzheimer's. |
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Der Helm
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What's going on around here? Maybe it's the harvest moon or something. It'll pass in a couple of days. Everyone should nap until it's over, except for farmers (I want my Honeycrisp apples!) and star gazers. I hope everything is okay for Cheddar Agreed. and Der Helm's early onset Alzheimer's.  |
"I've been done enough around here..."- Signe
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Nebu
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Holy shit. Have you ever had the wind knocked out of you without actually being punched? Yeah - I may be single soon. Fuck my life.
Sorry to hear it. Take care of yourself. |
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Engels
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inflicts shingles.
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Holy shit. Have you ever had the wind knocked out of you without actually being punched? Yeah - I may be single soon. Fuck my life.
Sorry to hear it man. Don't know you well, but I know you well enough to know you don't deserve that. |
I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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Holy shit. Have you ever had the wind knocked out of you without actually being punched? Yeah - I may be single soon. Fuck my life.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Cyrrex
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Everyone should nap until it's over, except for farmers (I want my Honeycrisp apples!) and star gazers.
You may not know this, but you got me hooked on Honeycrisps. I had started an "eat an apple a day" phase a year ago, and you mentioned it in some thread (hell, probably this thread), though I'd never heard of them before. So I tried one out. It was like a bunch of angels decided to have a parade in my mouth. Soooooo good. And guess what! THEY JUST CAME OUT TWO DAYS AGO AT OUR LOCAL SUPERTARGET. I am eating one right now, and it is bliss. |
"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Signe
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Yes, they came out around here a week or so ago. I like the way they range from small to humongous. I made an apple crisp the other night and could have my choice of using 5 medium Honeycrisp apples or 2 enormous ones.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Oban
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Someone should figure out how to produce Honeycrisp apples all year round.
We went to one of the popular pick-your-own strawberry farms last week and we bought a couple of pounds of not very good strawberries and about ten pounds of massive Honeycrisps. Only about five left in the refrigerator this morning, so I am planning on bringing my daughter to a pick-your-own apple farm some time this week to replenish our stock.
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Oban
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If I had a blog...
I really do not believe that a woman can ever live together with a man for extended periods of time without the woman devolving in to a storage vessel full of virulent anger and resentment waiting to explode at the slightest touch.
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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lamaros
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If I had a blog...
I really do not believe that a woman can ever live together with a man me for extended periods of time without the woman devolving in to a storage vessel full of virulent anger and resentment waiting to explode at the slightest touch. ? |
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Signe
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Did something bad happen? ? |
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Signe
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Someone should figure out how to produce Honeycrisp apples all year round.
I sort of enjoy the special things that come when seasons change. Honeycrisp apples and seckel pears give me that Autumn-y feeling. If people can get fresh seckel pears, by the way, they're awesome. If you can get enough of them, they're lovely poached and canned. I think they're hard to find in a lot of areas. They don't seem to be around for long, either. Oh, and ginger snaps baking. That's very Autumn-y, too. |
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Cheddar
I like pink
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Someone should figure out how to produce Honeycrisp apples all year round.
Oh, and ginger snaps baking. That's very Autumn-y, too. What. The. Fuck. |
No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Signe
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Muse.
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I. Don't. Understand. |
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Cheddar
I like pink
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Noob Sauce
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I. Don't. Understand. Baking. Gingers. Crisp. WTF. |
No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Signe
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Ok. Either you get up early in the morning and bake, which is completely awesome, or the thought of baking something ginger is threatening for you - which I totally understand because, well, you know. Ginger. I want you to know though, that I would NEVER EVER set your head on fire intentionally!!!
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Cheddar
I like pink
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Ok. Either you get up early in the morning and bake, which is completely awesome, or the thought of baking something ginger is threatening for you - which I totally understand because, well, you know. Ginger. I want you to know though, that I would NEVER EVER set your head on fire intentionally!!!
I forgive you. |
No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Salamok
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mmm wake n bake with gingersnaps
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NowhereMan
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I. Don't. Understand. Baking. Gingers. Crisp. WTF. Ginger snaps are a type of cookie that, oddly, are flavoured with ginger. I assume that's what was going on, Signe managed to make me more confused so it might not be  |
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Cyrrex
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You people talk like you've never had any kind of ginger cookiee before. You probably have, at least as a kid. They're pretty common.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Signe
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 Gingersnaps aren't confusing! Maybe it was the space I accidentally put between the ginger and the snap. I don't know. Now I'm confused. |
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Brogarn
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I don't know what's going on with Cheddar and the ginger snaps, but I do know I fucking love them and really want some now. Maybe I can convince my wife to try baking them.
I'm not being chauvinistic, by the way. She loves to cook. I hate to cook. I do the dishes which means I get to make requests. Seems a fair trade off.
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FatuousTwat
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I love ginger snaps, they are one of my fav. #1 is hard molasses cookies.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Yegolev
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If I had a blog...
I really do not believe that a woman can ever live together with a man for extended periods of time without the woman devolving in to a storage vessel full of virulent anger and resentment waiting to explode at the slightest touch.
My research supports your thesis. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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