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Paelos
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Reply #33740 on: March 29, 2016, 07:23:23 AM

First day was bleeding like crazy. You replace gauze every two hours. This stopped in the night. I can't breathe yet out of one side, but there's no real pain. It's just stuffy asks gross. Sore throat too from swallowing blood.

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Reply #33741 on: March 29, 2016, 08:07:50 AM

Yum.. post-nasal drip blood and mucus. Wait until the inches-long blood-boogers people mentioned before happen. 

Good to see you survived, nonetheless.

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Reply #33742 on: March 29, 2016, 08:12:51 AM

Hope you feel better, Paelos. 

But, geez, you guys, stop talking.   swamp poop

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Reply #33743 on: March 29, 2016, 09:23:25 AM

Hope you feel better, Paelos. 

But, geez, you guys, stop talking.   swamp poop

I took a week off work and mom is here taking care of me so I'm in good hands. Thanks for the well wishes

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Reply #33744 on: March 29, 2016, 12:55:21 PM

Balloon sinuplasty.  Doesn't work for the deviated septum, but does work in place of the sinus boring.

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Reply #33745 on: March 29, 2016, 12:56:53 PM

sinus boring.

Just thinking about those two words together is literally shrinking my testicles.

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Reply #33746 on: March 29, 2016, 02:33:00 PM

JELLY LEGS!  ACK!

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Reply #33747 on: March 30, 2016, 04:45:23 AM

I need to prank my 12-year-old.  Also need ideas.

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Reply #33748 on: March 30, 2016, 08:04:29 AM

Have you tried sinus boring?  why so serious?

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Reply #33749 on: March 30, 2016, 08:38:14 AM

The mommy and daddy are getting a divorce shtick is ALWAYS a knee-slapper.

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Reply #33750 on: March 30, 2016, 10:58:56 AM

Tell him that when he was born he had a twin.  One was perfect and the other was born brain damaged.  You and your wife couldn't afford to keep both so they put the perfect one up for adoption and kept the stupid one.  (this is what my dad used to tell me)

Don't use this if your kid is stupid, though.  That would be too mean.  If he IS stupid, tell him that he was born to a fabulously wealthy family but you kidnapped him and kept him because his father, Donald Trump, wouldn't pay the ransom.

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Reply #33751 on: March 30, 2016, 11:09:39 AM

Bunch of us just got let go at work. Time to start drinking heavily so that I can commence job-hunting tomorrow with a hangover.

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Reply #33752 on: March 30, 2016, 11:19:11 AM

Geez.  So sorry, Iain.  :(

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Reply #33753 on: March 30, 2016, 11:48:28 AM

Ouch.  I'm sorry Iain.  I hope you have a few solid prospects.

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Reply #33754 on: March 30, 2016, 12:02:52 PM

Shitty.

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Reply #33755 on: March 30, 2016, 12:16:00 PM

Bunch of us just got let go at work. Time to start drinking heavily so that I can commence job-hunting tomorrow with a hangover.

It seems you've had some bad luck with that recently?  I hope you get something soon.

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Reply #33756 on: March 30, 2016, 12:57:46 PM

You could come clear the twigs off my yard and possibly clean out the gutters while you're out there. I'll give you a crisp five dollar bill!
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Reply #33757 on: March 30, 2016, 03:08:56 PM

Ouch.  Sorry to hear that, Iain.  You weren't there that long either, were you?  sad

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Reply #33758 on: March 30, 2016, 03:11:59 PM

Bunch of us just got let go at work. Time to start drinking heavily so that I can commence job-hunting tomorrow with a hangover.
Sorry, it's my fault for not spending any more money on WoT (stopped playing for a while) :(
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Reply #33759 on: March 30, 2016, 04:16:41 PM

I haven't mentioned it in a long time, but I'm still looking for someone to live in my house in exchange for doing chores.  Even better, we just built out the basement and if you can be here to take delivery on the new refrigerator (and move the old one into the basement) then you can basically live down there rent-free.  I mean, we might invade to watch TV or whatnot, and there might be multiple twelve-year-old boys down there occasionally, but free!

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Reply #33760 on: March 30, 2016, 04:20:09 PM

Oh, right.  I originally came here to complain that the ONE DAY that I decide to upload home movies to youtube, it gets all wonky.

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Reply #33761 on: March 30, 2016, 05:40:16 PM

Yuck Iain :/ Maybe you can join the louts at Wargaming Seattle? Or do you think you're done with WG?

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Reply #33762 on: March 30, 2016, 08:30:24 PM

Sorry Iain. Getting let go sucks to begin with, and this seems like the worst sort. The surprise pink-slip.

Good luck with your hunt. And your hangover.
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Reply #33763 on: March 30, 2016, 10:46:45 PM

That's shit Iain :(  Hope you have better luck than my wife who has just spent 6 months jobless after being made redundant. She finally starts a new job next week, at 2/3rd of her previous salary. The plus side is that it sounds like it might be a job that she actually enjoys, rather than the one she got let go from, which she hated. For 20 years.

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Reply #33764 on: March 31, 2016, 01:56:32 AM

Money ain't everything.

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Reply #33765 on: March 31, 2016, 05:26:13 AM

Money ain't everything.

As a person who has none, I call bullshit on that claim.

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Reply #33766 on: March 31, 2016, 07:04:49 AM

Money ain't everything.


True dat. We'll survive, we don't have expensive things like kids and holidays.

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Reply #33767 on: March 31, 2016, 08:00:32 AM

Money ain't everything.

As a person who has none, I call bullshit on that claim.

I've been on both sides and he's right.  Money is, however, a notable percentage.  It makes life easier but it really won't make you happy.

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Reply #33768 on: March 31, 2016, 08:09:59 AM

Money ain't everything.

As a person who has none, I call bullshit on that claim.

I've been on both sides and he's right.  Money is, however, a notable percentage.  It makes life easier but it really won't make you happy.

Being relatively poor all of my life, I'd argue the point. Those times when I had a little more money? Always happier than when I was struggling. Having it takes the pressure off wondering what will happen if you get sick or the car breaks down or the hot water heater dies. Having no money, those worries are infinitely greater. We live in a materialistic society... right or wrong. Shit costs money and if you don't have any, you aren't going to be comfortable.

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Reply #33769 on: March 31, 2016, 08:10:14 AM

Money ain't everything.
Only people with some amount of money can say that.
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Reply #33770 on: March 31, 2016, 08:11:51 AM

How about "After a certain of earned income, ruining your daily happiness for more lootz does no one any favors"

I should get back to nature, too.  You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer.  Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached.  Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe

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Reply #33771 on: March 31, 2016, 08:13:28 AM

How about "After a certain of earned income, ruining your daily happiness for more lootz does no one any favors"

When I find that particular invisible line, I'll get back to you.
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Reply #33772 on: March 31, 2016, 08:34:36 AM

Money ain't everything.
Only people with some amount of money can say that.

This. SO THIS. The pursuit of money shouldn't be the entirety of your daily focus, but the ability to NOT worry about the basic necessities that money handles makes happiness a lot easier to achieve. Of course, stupid people find ways to fuck that up too, mostly by thirsting after MORE when they already have enough.

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Reply #33773 on: March 31, 2016, 08:52:48 AM

I'm terrible with money.  I can live on $500 a month and have, and I can live on $10, 000 a month.  Regardless of which is happening, I'm still left with $50 at the end of the month.  I'll probably die in the poorhouse.  If I can find a poorhouse I can afford, that is.

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Reply #33774 on: March 31, 2016, 09:06:17 AM

In modern society, money is the literal first step to "everything." It's pretty clear, given how things are structured, that without money, the rest of Everything doesn't matter (or exist). But with money, you're able to focus on all that other shit. Like, ya know, happiness.

It's pretty dismal, but whatever, we live in a time where we'll probably kill cancer among every other evil nasty thing wrecking humans. Can't complain about that.
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